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Subject: The Honeymoon
DECENCY WARNING- This has none. Not a bit. It is as indecent as hell.
Ed: To set the scene…we are at the honeymoon of Zanna and Midknight,
who’s wedding was interrupted by an unexpected group of agg mobs ranging
from ogres to Fyrillicus (a level 90-something dragon), the unexpected
guest of honor. Most at the wedding did die, and the wedding itself is
great…but, sadly, was not captured on film.
This ‘work’ was ‘filmed’ from the perspective of Midknight in the room
(whom I am snooping), myself in the room with all the other happy Imms,
and for a short time, the perspective of a doe.
I cut a lot of useless crap out, plus 90% of Pal’s (Oberon’s)link
deaths, at which point he lost his snoop on zanna…and would yell for it back when he
reconnected. I also cut most of the times Midknight looked at the room for whoever it
was causing the trouble, as it really didn’t amount to anything, and was
a stupid thing to do, easily summed up in these notes.
I will pop in with comments now and then where I feel they would be
appropriate, and to make the reading more enjoyable for those who were
there, and those who weren’t.
The names of Zanna and Midknight have been changed so as to protect their
true identities.
Damn…well…too late now, I’ve already given them out.
Enjoy, and remember…
If you like it, thanks, put in a lot of effort…if not, I had nothing to
do with any of it.
The Honeymoon
starring the 15 year old boy as Midknight
and the 15 year old girl as Zanna
along with
special guest appearances
Chemosh, as himself and Someone
Kiri , as Someone
Manlev, as herself and Someone
Paladine as himself, a doe, a cow, a burly sheep, a BAAAAH in the
background, and the evil bastid, Aleric (CHUCK)
Habbakuk as himself, the echo-sheep, the happy sheep, the second sheep,
the pig that came with the 2nd sheep, and a swan who was cut from the
final edit (ME)
Up in the Air…
Midknight> You say ‘The view here is magnificent.’
Zanna smiles happily.
Midknight> You say ‘but pales in comparision to you’
Midknight>
Zanna kisses you.
Midknight> You kiss her.
Midknight>
Zanna says ‘where to? if ok? im tired’
Midknight> You say ‘Where here love’
Zanna dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.
Zanna giggles.
Midknight> You snicker softly.
Midknight> You wrap your arms around Zanna in a warm and loving embrace.
Zanna gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last
forever…
Zanna gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Midknight> You stare dreamily at Zanna, completely lost in her eyes..
(Ed: This was filled with complaints about the fact all they did was use
socials…we wanted emotes)
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last
forever…
Zanna says ‘i turned it to immune to summon…um?…’
Midknight> You gently stroke her inner thigh. Zanna inhales sharply.
Zanna licks your jawline delicately.
Midknight> Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?
(Editors
note…this is a grope)
Zanna lays down seductively
Zanna sits down and rests.
Midknight> Midknight slides down beside you
Zanna says ‘is immune ok?’
Midknight> You say ‘Yes.’
Zanna licks your jawline delicately.
Midknight>
Someone forces you to ‘quiet’.
>From now on, you will only hear says and emotes.
Midknight> You say ‘It’l keep us safe from unwatton jerks’
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last
forever…
Zanna nods.
Zanna gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Zanna slides of your shirt.
Zanna has that look of lust in her eyes — Get away QUICK!
Zanna gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Midknight> Midknight slowly runs his hands down you sides and slips off
your skirt
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last
forever…
Zanna smiles happily.
Zanna fiddles with your belt anfd kisses you on the neck
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last
forever…
Zanna smiles happily.
Midknight> Midknight grabs your hands and helps them take off my pants
Zanna slides down her lace panties…then wonders if a nimm could be
watching…
(Ed: translation…wonders if an imm could….)
Midknight> Midknight slips his hands up your blouse and shinnies it off
(Ed: word is shimmies)
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last
forever…
Zanna kisses you.
Zanna kisses you.
Midknight> Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?
Zanna smiles at you.
Midknight> You smile happily.
Zanna kisses you, sliding slowly down your body…
Midknight> Midknight runs his hands all over your body
Zanna gives you a rubdown, running her hands over your tense
shoulders…Mmmm…
Zanna smiles happily.
Midknight> You start to moan.
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last
forever…
Zanna takes off your boxers with her tongue!
% wear zanna
Midknight> You do not have that item.
(Editors note….he is trying to wear her panties…boy needs a little help)
Zanna kisses you.
Zanna gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Midknight> Midknight slowly turns you over on your back and rolls on top of you
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last
forever…
Zanna sets herslf down on your chest smiling happily
Zanna blushes.
Midknight> Midknight gently slips his dick in your warm, silken pussy
(Ed: all man, no foreplay)
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last
forever…
Zanna loosens her bra and stares at you with sparkling eyes
Zanna starts moaning.
Manlev: he used the ‘p’ word?
Someone: moaning again
Manlev: Uncothe
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last
forever…
Zanna gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Someone: but she liked it
Manlev: no shit
Midknight>
A small squeal is heard and a terrified squirrel runs for it’s life.
Habbakuk: not very creative
Someone: yout these days
Manlev: shes a mudslut though….sigh
Zanna says ‘umm?…mid?’
Manlev: ROFL
Habbakuk: rofl
Someone: rofl
Midknight> Midknight slowly glides in and out of your cunt
Zanna kisses you.
Someone: rofl
Manlev: EWH THE C WORD
Habbakuk: he’s not that good
Paladine: oh this is precious
Manlev: Hes bad…very bad
Zanna says ‘is an imm watching? =(‘
Someone: oh… and your better big boy?
Zanna gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Habbakuk: much
Midknight> You say ‘Not that I know of. But my parents just got home’
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Paladine: ROFL
Manlev: HIS PARENTS
Someone: oh stop it
Zanna smiles happily.
Midknight> You say ‘I had to turn off the moniter’
Manlev: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Habbakuk: IRC trained and practiced
Zanna kisses you.
Manlev: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Someone: your turning me on…
Zanna says ‘ok’
Someone: rofl
Midknight> You kiss her.
Paladine: ROFL this is so special
Midknight>
Zanna gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Manlev: sigh
Manlev: hes about 14 right?
Zanna says ‘um?…’
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last
forever…
Manlev: there was like 0 foreplay
Someone: almost home, and his parents got home
Manlev: sigh
Habbakuk: dick, cunt, pussy….he’s great
Someone: snicker
Midknight> You say ‘What’s wrong dear?’
(Ed…deer will come into play later on)
Midknight>
Players found: 0
(Ed: this was a who imm…..gee…we are always vis when spying)
Paladine: dear, how sweet
Habbakuk: boy needs creativity
ChaoYun bows before you.
Midknight> You say ‘Leave’
ChaoYun bows before Zanna.
ChaoYun leaves north.
(Ed: hehehe…poor Chao)
Paladine: rofl
Someone: such a man
Someone: cringe
Manlev: rofl
Paladine: Leave, how stern
Zanna slides off slowly and kisses your dick lightlyu and sweetly…sliding back on
soon later..
Habbakuk: whoa
Midknight> You start to moan.
Manlev: EWH
Someone: ahhhh, nearly got that 50k
(Ed: bet was made that only zanna would go down, and not Mid…that is what the 50k refers to)
Paladine: oh god please forgive me for what I am about to do
(Ed: god can’t forgive this…just watch)
Manlev: boggle
Zanna says ‘whoa!…close one’
Habbakuk: we were wrong
Zanna licks your jawline delicately.
Habbakuk: don’t
Midknight> You say ‘they all either fear or respect me. Dn
o’t worry’
Midknight> Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?
Paladine tells you ‘keep doing the footage, we have the need for Aleric here’
(Ed: This tell was to me…heheeh)
Manlev: hes gonna get something
Habbakuk: heheheh
Someone: rofl
Zanna smiles at you and leans back
Paladine tells you ‘sleeping beauties’
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Paladine: brb, chuckle
Paladine has left the game.
–> Paladine rejoins the real world.
Habbakuk: heheheh
–> Aleric has left real life behind.
Habbakuk: grin
Midknight> Midknight holds you by the waist and kisses you feirousisly
Habbakuk: party time
Midknight>
Players found: 0
(Ed: yet another who imm)
Zanna takes off her bra the rest off the way and tosses it down…down….
Manlev: Outoh…Aleric is gonna get nasty
Someone: didn’t she already do that?
Zanna gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Someone: how many bras she got?
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last
forever…
Manlev: thoughso
Manlev: must have implants…
Habbakuk: heheheheeh…4 pairs of breasts
Zanna lusts after your delectable body.
Habbakuk: diff races
Midknight> You say ‘I love you, Zanna.’
Manlev: boggle
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Manlev: awh he LOVES her
Manlev: how cute
Habbakuk: heheheh
Someone: awwww
Manlev: hab your dad still watching this? *giggle*
(Ed: yeah…he’s a perv…what’s your point?)
Someone: I want my 50k though
Habbakuk: nah…he wandered away
(Ed: My father will return to watch later)
Zanna pulls herself up, putting her firm breasts close to your mouth!
Habbakuk: cheer
Zanna whispers to you sweet words of love.
Habbakuk: rofl
Someone: damn, forward little tramp
Manlev: shes firm
Zanna smiles at you.
Manlev: rofl
Midknight> Midknight gently nibles on your firm nipples
Habbakuk: all 4 sets
Someone: its like, here, suck this
Zanna starts moaning.
Manlev: giggle
Someone has arrived.
(Ed: guess who)
Midknight> You say ‘LEave’
Someone: ahhhhhhh
Zanna says ‘hehem!’
Someone utters the words, ‘grzzs’.
Aleric fades into existence.
Aleric’s punch grazes Zanna.
Zanna’s punch misses Aleric.
Manlev: AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Aleric’s punch grazes Zanna.
Aleric leaves east.
Aleric has fled!
Manlev: punch?
Midknight> You say ‘BItch’
Someone: rofl
Zanna sighs.
Habbakuk: rofl
Zanna gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
% tell aleric Leave us be. We are a newly wed couple on our honeymoon. dno’t bother us again
Midknight> You must turn off quiet mode first.
(Ed: moron keeps forgetting he has that on…other tells have been edited out)
Someone has arrived.
Someone utters the words, ‘grzzs’.
Zanna’s punch misses someone.
Aleric fades into existence.
Aleric’s punch grazes Zanna.
Midknight> You say ‘Leave’
Aleric leaves east.
Aleric has fled!
Midknight> You pray ‘Get Aleric outa here’
(Ed: little does he know…CHIS IS IN ON IT!)
Someone has arrived.
Someone utters the words, ‘grzzs’.
Zanna goes to sleep.
Habbakuk: yes
Someone utters the words, ‘grzzs’.
Your bite DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone is burned by hell hound teeth.
A manual of healing arts crackles and burns!
Aleric fades into existence.
Aleric’s punch misses you.
Your bite MUTILATES Aleric!
Aleric is burned by hell hound teeth.
Aleric has some small wounds and bruises.
Midknight> You pray ‘He keeps interupting our honeymoon’
Aleric leaves north.
Aleric has fled!
Rew prays ‘where is he?’
Midknight> You pray ‘Here’
Midknight> You pray ‘Up in the air’
Midknight> You can’t wake her!
(Ed: brilliant…he tries to wake her)
Manlev: giggle
Zanna snores loudly.
Midknight> You pray ‘and the fuckin bitch slept zanna’
Manlev: Man that Midknight is a real MAN
Manlev: wore her out
Midknight> You pray ‘Could you freeze him?’
(Ed: yeah…uh…sure)
Habbakuk: rofl
Midknight>
Players found: 0
(this was a…OMG…who imm)
Someone: rofl
Manlev: Okay Im faking an afk
(Ed: Zanna is faking orgasm)
Manlev: chuckle
Midknight> You pray ‘I’m sorry Zanna’
Midknight> You pray ‘I’ll take you somewhere safe’
Someone utters the words, ‘grzzs’.
You feel very sleepy ….. zzzzzz.
Midknight> You are affected by the following spells:
Spell: sleep : modifies none by 0 for 37 hours
Spell: fly : modifies none by 0 for 9 hours
Habbakuk: rofl
Midknight> You pray ‘fuck’
Midknight> You pray ‘Now the fucker got me’
Habbakuk: he got em both
Midknight> You pray ‘Only 37 hours though’
% gossip You little sone of a bithc.
Midknight> You must turn off quiet mode first.
(Ed: again…moron)
Midknight> Quiet mode removed.
Midknight> You gossip ‘You little son of a bitch’
Midknight> You gossip ‘What’s is your problem Aleric?’
Midknight> You gossip ‘Aleric slept me and Zanna’
Zanna gossips ‘Aleric?…i know just how im gonna get back at you….’
(Ed: yeah…she’ll snowball him)
Zanna gossips ‘*inn*’
Midknight> You gossip ‘You will die. Brother?’
Rew prays ‘shit…’
Rew prays ‘im gonna die’
(Ed: hehe…funny side story…Rew meets Collapsing building)
Midknight> You pray ‘Chis can you do anything about this?’
(Ed: yeah..she can laugh her damn head off)
Midknight> You pray ‘I’m sorry darlin.’
Midknight> You pray ‘It wasn’t sposed to turn out like this’
–> Aleric rejoins the real world.
Paladine has entered the game.
–> Paladine has left real life behind.
Midknight> You pray ‘Please come and wake us somebody’
Paladine: chortle, that was fun
Midknight> You clan ‘Kathryn I have a favor to ask of you’
Midknight> You clan ‘You got fly?’
Handler Kathryn: ‘Whazzat?’
Handler Kathryn: ‘Nope.’
Midknight> You clan ‘Can you get it?’
(Ed: sure…at the fly shop)
Midknight> You clan ‘I need you to wake Zanna and I’
–> Rew got toasted by a collapsing building at The collapsing building [room 31025]
Handler Kathryn: ‘Where are you?’
Paladine has lost his link.
–> Net death has claimed Paladine.
(just threw this in cause it’s always funny)
Midknight> You pray ‘Up in the air’
Midknight> You gossip ‘This sucks. what the hell s his problem’
deathtraps are rough, eh?
(Ed: Chem is a warm guy)
Midknight> You clan ‘Go u from Temple Square and tell me’
Zanna gossips ‘i thought we were friends aleric!!!! *growl*’
Paladine has reconnected.
–> Paladine groks the fullness of his link.
Midknight> You pray ‘Don’t worry darlin. I’ll get him back’
Habbakuk: rofl
Midknight>
You block Kathryn’s attack with your shield.
Kathryn is in excellent condition.
Paladine tells you ‘man I had to do that’
Midknight>
Kathryn’s pierce misses you.
Kathryn’s pierce misses you.
Your bite DISEMBOWELS Kathryn!
Kathryn is burned by hell hound teeth.
Ring of holding ignites and burns!
Kathryn has some small wounds and bruises.
Kathryn leaves east.
Kathryn has fled!
Midknight> You clan ‘OH shit’
Habbakuk: awww…midnight is awake
Handler Kathryn: ‘What’s wrong?’
Midknight> You clan ‘I think my teeth killed your ring of holding’
(Ed: clan ties are the ties that bind)
Zanna is sleeping here.
Zanna disappears suddenly.
Midknight> You clan ‘Oh good’
Midknight> You pray ‘Zanna where are you?’
Handler Drenin: ‘can ihelp in any way’
Midknight> You clan ‘Not now. Thanks you’
Armondo tells you ‘who messed up your wedding? I got killed?’
(Ed: I’m sorry I don’t have that saved…that was funny as hell)
Zanna gossips ‘and he guideth el’stupido Aleric the less/lesser/least
here too….’
Midknight> You gossip ‘Zanna where are you?’
Midknight> You say ‘Chemosh screwed that up’
(Ed: again…the wedding was hillarious)
Midknight> You say ‘Now Aleric’s been scrwein up our honeymoon’
Armondo says ‘damn’
Armondo tells you ‘kill him but dont tell him I said that he will kill me’
Midknight> You tell Armondo ‘dno’t worry. I will kill him myself’
Midknight> You tell Sicko ‘Gate to Zanna and see where she is for me’
(Ed: we just skipped over a trans all to toma’s new area…here,
Midknight and Zanna found eachother…and went off to hide in the past)
Midknight> The holy grove
You are standing amidst the ancient oaks and poplars in the holy grove. You
feel unusually happy here, as if great burdens have been lifted from Your
shoulders. From here, pleasant-looking paths lead east, west and south.
A deer stares back at you.
Zanna Nisura (happily married) =) is here.
Zanna nods.
Habbakuk: Take two…scene 3…honeymoon
Midknight> You say ‘I’m sorry about all this’
Zanna hugs you.
Someone prays ‘Midknight you two shouldn’t be bothered there’
(Ed: hehehehehehe…just watch)
Midknight> You hug her.
Zanna nods.
Someone prays ‘Because its in the past and no one goes there’
(Ed: except Imms and barnyard animals)
Zanna kisses you.
Midknight> You kiss her.
Midknight> You wrap your arms around Zanna in a warm and loving embrace.
Zanna says ‘is this where we…do it?’
(Ed: and a point to zanna for pure stupidity)
Midknight> You say ‘this is about as private as we’re gonna get’
Zanna shrugs helplessly.
Zanna smiles happily.
516hp 84m 292mv>
10004hp 10000m 10020mv> ^R
Midknight> You kiss her.
Zanna licks your jawline delicately.
Midknight> Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?
Manlev: they gonna do it AGAIN?
Manlev: Bunnies
Habbakuk: cheer
Zanna says ‘im really REALLY horny all a sudden ;)’
(Ed: all of a sudden?!?!?!?!?!)
Manlev: Kena would like Zanna
Zanna sits down and rests.
Midknight> You say ‘Hmmmmmmm’
Midknight> You rest.
Habbakuk: he’s goin down
Paladine says ‘ruh roh she is REALLY horny’
Zanna undresses (again)
>
Midknight> Midknight rubs up against you
Paladine: nah he wont
Midknight> You say ‘you got dressed?’
Manlev: whats the bet?
Midknight> You wrap your arms around Zanna in a warm and loving embrace.
Paladine: he just gonna shtup her again
(Ed: tactful)
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Habbakuk: rofl
Zanna leans back ready for you to take gher!
Manlev says ‘Whats the bet? He gonna go down on her?’
Paladine: ponder, wana bet something tangible Chris?
Paladine says ‘ok I bet dinner’
Habbakuk: heheheh
Midknight> You gently stroke her inner thigh. Zanna inhales sharply.
Paladine says ‘when we meet’
Manlev says ‘That he does or doesn’t?’
Paladine says ‘Portillos’
Paladine says ‘I say no’
Zanna kisses you.
Zanna starts moaning.
Midknight> You kiss her.
Midknight> You give Zanna a nice, long, kinky rubdown.
Zanna nods.
Paladine says ‘jen you need to go to Portillos’
Midknight>
Zanna smiles happily.
You say ‘nah…you’re probabbly right’
(Ed: this was me…I had a feeling he wouldn’t do it)
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last
forever…
Zanna gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Midknight> Midknight presses his body closely againts yours
Zanna runs her long legs against yours
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last
forever…
Zanna sets her hands loosely on your chest
Midknight> Midknight rubs his groin against your crouch
Habbakuk: crouch
Paladine: CROUCH
Habbakuk: rofl
Manlev: Ewhg
Manlev: Its like a car wrech….I swear
Habbakuk: rofl
Zanna lets herself drip her honey freely mmmmmmmmm….
Habbakuk: whoaboy
Midknight> Midknight slowly insterts his dick into your little muff
Habbakuk: rofl
Manlev: MUFF?
Zanna grins evilly.
Paladine: NO, you can get money from insurance for a wreck
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last
forever…
Manlev: MUFF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Manlev: MUFF?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Habbakuk: boy is just classless
Manlev: Boggle
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Paladine: ok we got cunt, pussy, and now MUFF
Habbakuk: I gotta post this to imm
Zanna wrapps her legs around your waist tightening herself…
Midknight> Midknight pumps his hips gently back and forth
Paladine: these two are just plain sad
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last
forever…
Manlev: man I thought I might learn something
Manlev: Its not gonna happen
Habbakuk: rofl
Paladine: rofl
Midknight> Midknight holds you as close a posible
Zanna gets a blanket nearby and covers it over you…
Habbakuk: lets change his title to…’is a muff diver’
Manlev: chuckle
Midknight> Midknight explores you body with his hands
Midknight> Midknight slips down and starts licking your firm breasts
Zanna puts her head on your shoulder letting her breasts touch lightly..
Zanna starts moaning.
Midknight> Midknight gently nibbles on your nipples
Habbakuk: rofl
Zanna gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Midknight> You gently stroke her inner thigh. Zanna inhales sharply.
Paladine: ooh nibbling, I am shocked
Habbakuk: *wants blood*
Zanna rocks nervously not wanting to go off quite yet…
Zanna licks your jawline delicately.
–> Net death has claimed Paladine.
Someone has lost his link.
(Ed: ooopsy)
Manlev: ROFL
Midknight> Midknight moves down and starts licking your pussy
(Ed: WHOA! I had missed this…HE DID GO DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Manlev: ROFL RIFM ROFL
Manlev: Pal lost his link in the room
Midknight> You pray ‘who was the invis that was in the grove with us?’
Midknight> You pray ‘He just lost link’
Habbakuk: rofl
Habbakuk: rofl
A doe has arrived.
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Manlev: rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Zanna settles back putting her foot gently to tyour groin
(Ed: notice how zanna just doesn’t care?)
–> Paladine groks the fullness of his link.
The white aura around someone’s body vanishes.
The force shield around someone shimmers then vanishes.
Someone is no longer moving so quickly.
Someone has reconnected.
Midknight> You say ‘Whoever is there please leave’
Midknight> You pray ‘Some invis guy is in here with us’
Midknight> You pray ‘I’m askin him to leave right now’
Someone prays ‘Mort?’
Midknight> You pray ‘I can’t tell. I think so’
Zanna sighs.
Paladine says ‘switching ito the doe, brb’
(Ed: we are about to get a little ugly)
Zanna kisses you.
Someone prays ‘Humm…I dunno….sigh’
Midknight> You hug her.
Someone prays ‘Sorry’
A doe: rofl
Zanna hugs you.
Someone prays ‘No one is there now’
Midknight> You pray ‘I told them to leave. Apparently they did’
Zanna says ‘is it imm?…’
Someone prays ‘besides a deer’
A doe: god do you have that in scrollback Hab?
(Ed: nope…I don’t…grin)
Midknight> You wrap your arms around Zanna in a warm and loving embrace.
Midknight> You say ‘No’
Midknight> You say ‘It was some mortal’
Midknight> You pray ‘Thanks. I dont’ know who it was.’
A doe: rofl some mortal
Habbakuk: get the doe into it
Someone prays ‘Nod…giggle’
Zanna says ‘do you have detect invis for that?’
Manlev: rofl
Habbakuk: I wanna see that doe licking
Zanna says ‘he leave?’
A doe softly nuzzles your neck.
You say ‘Ya’
Manlev: I just cant take it any longer
A doe: rofl
Manlev: I will see you guys later
Zanna says ‘um?…then how’d doe do that?’
Manlev: this is just sick
Midknight> You pray ‘This deer is nuzzling my neck. I think an imm is
playin a tric
k on us’
Manlev: wave
Midknight> You say ‘I’m askin. DMnit’
Zanna sighs.
Manlev has left the game.
Zanna hugs you
Midknight> You hug her.
Zanna dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.
Zanna says ‘i swear….’
Midknight> Midknight holds ya close
Midknight> You stare dreamily at Zanna, completely lost in her eyes..
Zanna says ‘if i dont get time with you…*sigh*…’
A doe: grin
(Ed: me this time)
Midknight> You say ‘Then what dear?’
Zanna says ‘um?…=(‘
Paladine: rofl the linkdead bug hit them
69hp 114m 100mv>
Paladine: they both in the dark
Zanna says ‘can u come vis?’
Midknight says ‘I am’
Midknight> You say ‘I am’
Zanna says ‘then give me light =(‘
Midknight stops using the Sceptre of Might.
Zanna says ‘IM BLIND =(‘
(Ed: that’s what happens when you do that kind of thing)
Midknight lights the Sceptre of Might and holds it.
Midknight says ‘Better?’
Zanna smiles happily.
Midknight hugs Zanna.
Zanna sighs.
Zanna dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.
A doe: grin
Midknight says ‘You’re holding something back. I can sense it’
Midknight says ‘What’s wrong?’
Zanna says ‘no…just how everything is…i want you!!’
Zanna kisses Midknight.
Midknight kisses Zanna.
Midknight says ‘I understand.’
69hp 114m 100mv>
Midknight> You say ‘I understand.’
Midknight kisses Zanna passionately.
Zanna nods.
Zanna kisses Midknight passionately.
Midknight wraps his arms around Zanna in a warm and loving embrace.
Zanna says ‘are we “alone’?’
A doe: I cxould nod
A doe: rofl
Paladine: yeah nod
Midknight> You pray ‘Chis are we alone? Or ar eyou busy?’
A doe nods.
Midknight says ‘Apparently not’
Zanna sighs.
Zanna stands up.
A doe liks Zanna’s thighs.
Midknight says ‘Listen whatevery imm is gettin a kick out of watching us please leave’
A doe pouts.
Midknight says ‘You are a sick pervert’
A doe sighs.
A doe scuffs her foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish.
Midknight says ‘And please leave’
A doe hugs you.
Midknight says ‘Pleas leave us’
A doe sighs.
Zanna pokes a doe in the ribs.
Zanna sits down and rests.
A doe kisses Zanna passionately.
Zanna dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.
You return to your original body. Type replay to see any missed tells.
(Ed: bastid killed the little deer)
Zanna smiles at you.
Midknight> You say ‘I promised to protect you til we are forced apart.
And I will’
(Ed: from all the evil deer that attack you)
Zanna says ‘noew?’
Habbakuk: heh
Midknight> You say ‘If anyone is here answer. We will not be mad. We just wish to be alone’
Midknight>
Players found: 0
(Ed: if he believe he’s gonna find something here still (who imm) …he is a freak)
Zanna shrugs helplessly.
Midknight> You say ‘Looks like we’re alone’
Zanna smiles happily.
Paladine says ‘alone my ass’
Someone: like we would answer
Midknight> You say ‘I’m sorry about all of this’
Habbakuk: rofl
Midknight> You say ‘I think Habbakuk has a thing for you’
(Ed: missed that one too…umm….no)
Someone: rofl
(Ed: seems Chem caught it though)
Someone: go fish boy
Zanna says ‘its ok…this is worst mud for imm perverts, not ur fault’
Midknight> You say ‘It’s just a couple’
Zanna sighs.
Midknight> You say ‘Most aren’t bad at all’
Someone: whoa, imm pervs
Zanna nods.
Habbakuk: ouch
Zanna says ‘i know…’
Midknight> You say ‘I’m becoming friends with most of em. Just a few’
Midknight> You say ‘Like Chemosh and Habbakuk’
Midknight>
Players found: 0
(Ed: hmm…maybe this who imm will show something…aww…guess not)
Someone: I am a perv?
Zanna says ‘so?…what u mean by hab.?’
Midknight> You say ‘He is one of the perverts’
Someone: this is new
Habbakuk: he uses muff, cunt, pussy and so on…I’m a perv
Zanna smiles happily.
Midknight>
Players found: 0
(Ed: what a moron)
Zanna takes off her blanket and wraps it around yoiur shoulsders
Midknight> Midknight pulls you in under the blanket
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Zanna smiles happily.
Zanna gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Zanna begins to kiss down your chest and stomach
Midknight> You say ‘Comfy?’
Zanna stares at you already warming up…
Zanna nods.
Midknight> You smile at her.
Zanna sucks your dick playfully…
Midknight> You start to moan.
Habbakuk: here we go
Paladine: yeah she wins
Someone: and i was gonna pecho that
Habbakuk: rofl
Someone: I want my 50k
Zanna makes sure she’s naked/…
Paladine: fuck dat we agreed with you
Habbakuk: grin
Zanna smiles happily.
Paladine: and she done it a few times now
Someone: snickerMidknight> You smile happily.
Someone: pecho is fun
Someone: now I got these two down
Midknight> You gently stroke her inner thigh. Zanna inhales sharply.
Zanna sets you down sitting gently just above your waist
Zanna starts moaning.
Paladine: damn pecho is 96
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Someone: snicker
Zanna gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Someone: hmm, how perverted should I get
Habbakuk: very
Someone: since he thinks I am a perv
Paladine: oh go for it
Someone: grin
Midknight> Midknight rubs his dick up and down your thigh
Paladine: GERBILS
Someone: close your eyes boys.. here it goes
Habbakuk: cackle
Paladine: I WANT SMALL ANIMALS
(Ed: and a few things about Chuck shine through)
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Zanna leans back slightly making honey drip out on your navel..
Someone: nope, its gonna get bad
Someone: not bad there though
Habbakuk: grin
Midknight> Midknight inserts his cock into your silken pussy
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Someone: oops, timing was a bit off
Zanna leans completely forward dripping all she can intio your mouth!
Habbakuk: man is a romantic.
Midknight> Midknight kneads and fondles your breasts
Zanna returns to your dick sliding herself in anmd out..
[ Human ] [Red Robe] Zanna is drippy.
(Ed: credit for this goes to pal)
Someone: rofl
Habbakuk: rofl
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Zanna reaches around you, pulling you over on top of her
Zanna eats the heart of a deer.
(Ed: hmm…kinky)
Zanna smiles happily.
Someone: snicker
Zanna gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
[ Half Elf ] [Handler] Midknight is dripping with goo.
(Ed: again…go pal)
Someone: been pechoing zanna a bit.. now switching off
Habbakuk: rofl
Midknight> Midknight works his hips back and forth
Midknight> Midknight pumping ever so gently
Zanna fondles your ass gently, sliding her fingers between your cheeks
Midknight> You give Zanna a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever…
Someone: how old did you say this ked was?
Habbakuk: hehehehehehe
Habbakuk: we think 14
(Ed: turned out to be 15)
Midknight>
Dr. Ruth steps out of a glowing portal.
Someone: gonna blow his mind
Someone: rofl
Midknight> You say ‘Damnit’
% l ruth
(Ed: he actually tried to look for her)
Midknight> You do not see that here.
Zanna bnestles her breasts to your chest dazzling you with her state of ecstacy…
(Ed: again…zanna is oblivious)
Paladine: damn she spells worse than you Chem
Habbakuk: rofl
Midknight> Midknight pulls you as close as possible
Midknight> scoop up some blood, rubbing it over her erect nipples
(Ed: this was wierd…betting on Chem)
The sheep: entertainment coming right up
(Ed: grin)
Someone: damn, forgot Zanna
Midknight> You say ‘I asked you before’
Zanna sighs.
Habbakuk: rofl
Midknight> You say ‘please leave us’
The sheep appears in a swirling mist.
The sheep softly nuzzles Zanna’s neck.
Someone: rofl
Midknight> You pray ‘Please talk to him. It seems that an imm is going it again’
Midknight> You pray ‘Prolly the same one that ruined our wedding’
Zanna says ‘like your yiykl..agg!! title ;)’
A sheep has entered the room.
(Ed: this was my echo…pay attention to the sheep)
[ Half Elf ] [Handler] Midknight is dripping with goo.
Zanna licks your jawline delicately.
Zanna sighs.
(Ed: no use…we change it again anyway)
Midknight> Ok.
Midknight> You do not see that here.
(Ed: he’ll try to look at the sheep a lot…but it’s an echo)
Midknight> You say ‘Shit’
Zanna shrugs helplessly.
Midknight> You say ‘I’ll put an end to this once and for all’
A sheep licks between your legs.
Midknight> You do not see that here.
(Ed: tried to look)
Someone: rofl
Midknight> [ Human ] [Red Robe] Zanna is drippy.
Midknight> You say ‘You should see your title.’
A sheep goes down on you, sucking softly.
(Ed: Chis returns at this point)
Midknight> Grrrrrrrrrr…
Someone: creul
Paladine says ‘oh this is just too special’
Midknight> [ Human ] [Red Robe] Zanna is drippy.
Paladine says ‘Chem doing pechos to them now to give them somethig interesting to do’
Midknight> You pray ‘Chis please talk to him. He won’t leave us the fuck alone’
A sheep begins to move its head faster and faster.
Midknight> [ Human ] [Red Robe] Zanna is going to kill an imm soon…
Paladine: damnit get off Zanna pig
(Ed: Gotta take the credit here…that sheep is mine)
Someone: rofl
Midknight> You say ‘good girl’
(Ed: hmm…zanna or the sheep? gotta wonder)
Zanna smiles happily.
Midknight> You say ‘I have an idea on where this bastard is’
Manlev: has midknight been yelling for me the entire night?
Manlev: chuckle
a sheep inserts itself in your hole and pumps vigourusly.
Manlev: Ewh
Midknight> They aren’t here.
(Ed: he is now trying to kill the echo-sheep)
Paladine: rofl
Someone: thats fuckin gross
Midknight> You didn’t find any sheep.
Someone: tuck
Someone: thats not bad.. it was about to get censored
Someone: yuck even
Midknight> You say ‘Shit’
Midknight>
Players found: 0
(Ed: who imm won’t show a thing tard boy)
Zanna growls.
% gossip Will the imm who obviously doesn’t like me gimme a tell?
Midknight> You must turn off quiet mode first.
(Ed: idiot)
Someone: whats sick Kiri?
Zanna kisses you.
A sheep cums violently.
Someone: the echo
Someone: faint
Someone: musta missed it
Someone: snicker
Paladine: nice sheep
A sheep finishes and wanders off happily.
Midknight> You say ‘That bitch.’
Midknight> You say ‘I’ll get this settled’
Someone: laugh
Manlev: he calling me a bitch?
Zanna tears off the genetals of a sheep!
(Ed: knew she was into that kind of thing)
Manlev: GROWL
Habbakuk: no…me
Habbakuk: and chem
Manlev: rofl..why?
Habbakuk: and kiri
Midknight> Midknight bites his lip in the pain
Zanna says ‘dont gferget these!!’
Habbakuk: and pal
Habbakuk: doesn’t know it’s us
Habbakuk: but that’s what he means
Zanna throws the flesh in the sky…
(Ed: hmm…last time her panties…this time sheep balls…yummy)
Someone: smile
Someone: they aint seen nothin yet
Zanna bursts into tears.
Someone: been a while, but I can definately break out my old shockm rockem cyber sluts are us tapes
Someone: snicker
Midknight> You comfort her.
Paladine: oh they have not even attempted to use toys
Zanna hugs you.
Midknight> You say ‘I’m sorry darlin’
Paladine: they suck
Midknight> You hug her.
Manlev: your what? CHUCKLE
Zanna says ‘im mad at the imm!! not you’
Midknight> You say ‘BItch’
Midknight> You rest.
Midknight> You say ‘I nkow’
Midknight> You say ‘I jsut feel so responsible for all this’
Someone: I used to terrorize the cybersluts on a mush I played
Zanna says ‘i thought it was guy? u mean same?’
Someone: was hillarious, i think i still got my touch
Manlev: chuckle
Midknight> You say ‘You thought what? I missed it’
l
A happy sheep waves at you from the distance.
Zanna says ‘you say “bitch”, u mean male right?’
Midknight> You say ‘I mean whoever it is that’s messin with us’
Zanna loves sheep. is here.
Manlev: rofl
You hear a faint ‘baaah’ in the distance.
Zanna nods.
Someone: aww, pout pout
Midknight> You say ‘Change your title dear’
Manlev: Methinks they think it was me
Zanna um..
Midknight> You gossip ‘Mother ucker’
Midknight> You gossip ‘Leave us alone!’
Zanna growls.
Someone snickers softly.
Midknight> You gossip ‘Whichever imm you are I don’t care ‘
Midknight> You gossip ‘Just leave us alone!’
Midknight> A darkness coalesses into Chemosh
(Ed: Chem decides to play with the morts)
Manlev chuckles politely.
Chemosh raises an eyebrow.
Midknight> You bow before him.
Someone: rofl
Midknight> You say ‘Is it you?’
Midknight> Chemosh says ‘what the hell is your problem, you are making an awful lot of nois on channels’
Midknight> You say ‘Some imm won’t leave us alone’
Zanna says ‘new title’
Chemosh raises an eyebrow.
Midknight> You say ‘All we want is some privacy’
Chemosh says ‘what are you doing that is keeping thier attention?’
Midknight> You say ‘Let me cut and paste some of the shit they’ve done’
Chemosh shrugs helplessly.
*thwock!* Zanna slaps Chemosh!
Zanna sighs.
Chemosh raises an eyebrow.
Manlev: Chemo, Mag is narking on your to you
Zanna sits down and rests.
Habbakuk: I will send a copy to anyone who wants it
Manlev: ahhhahahahahhahahah
Someone: huh?
Manlev: oh me me me
Habbakuk: heheheh
Someone: he is what on me?
Someone: snicker
Manlev: narking?
Habbakuk: I’ll edit it first
(Ed: heheheh)
Someone: *NARK*
Someone: marking… ahhh
Manlev: NARK
Habbakuk: rofl
Midknight> You say ‘A sheep cums violently.’
Chemosh falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
Someone: ROFL
Chemosh says ‘thats rather amusing’
Manlev: ROFL ROFL ROFL
Midknight> You say ‘that was the last expressly sexual thing we heard lately’
Habbakuk: MY SHEEP
Midknight> You say ‘Maybe so at times’
Chemosh nods.
Midknight> You say ‘But not now’
Chemosh says ‘ok.. ‘
Midknight> You say ‘we are on our honeymoon’
Paladine: oh I have sunk to a new low
Midknight> You say ‘And this guy is really making a few enemies’
(Ed: we are still waiting for him to figure out it’s a group effort)
Someone: rofl
Paladine: they have new desc now
Someone: ok?
Manlev: Mud terms…honeymoon = doing it like bunnies
Habbakuk: oh man
Someone: snicker
Zanna is standing here covered in sheep cum.Zanna is in excellent condition.
Zanna hops around like a little kid.
Chemosh says ‘feel better?>’
Chemosh says ‘oh, and zanna’
*thwock!* Chemosh slaps Zanna!
Midknight> You say ‘Hey’
Someone: CACKLE
Zanna arrives from a puff of smoke.
(Ed: guessing destore)
Midknight> You say ‘What was that for?’
Habbakuk: OMG…her desc…OMG
Chemosh says ‘slapping imms is stupid’
Midknight> You say ‘When did she slap you?’
Chemosh smiles happily.
Manlev falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
Midknight is here covered in sheep cum.
Midknight is in excellent condition.
Paladine looks around and whistles innocently.
Zanna says ‘it was for a reason…sorry’
Chemosh says ‘have a nice time ‘
Someone: rofl gotta go, oh dinner went nicely jen? 🙂
Chemosh waves happily.
Manlev: ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Someone slowly fades into thin air.
The sheep appears in a swirling mist.
Manlev: chuckle
Midknight> You say ‘Was it Habb who was bothering us?’
Someone: forget the question mark
The sheep licks Zanna’s jawline delicately.
Someone: ok, go back to it guys
Someone: snicker
Midknight>
The sheep licks your jawline delicately.
Someone: have fun
Midknight> Grrrrrrrrrr…
Habbakuk: wave
Midknight> Your backstab misses the sheep.
The sheep is in excellent condition.
Midknight>
The sheep says ‘baaaaah’
The sheep is in excellent condition.
Midknight>
You parry the sheep’s attack.
Your bite DISEMBOWELS the sheep!
The sheep is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
The sheep’s severed head plops on the ground.
Manlev gives you 9 silver coins for your sacrifice.
Manlev: wave
Midknight> You say ‘Baaa that’
Habbakuk: get a charmed sheep
[ Human ] [Red Robe] Zanna is dancing satanically around a burning sheep
Midknight> You say ‘I liek it’
Zanna smiles happily.
Midknight> You say ‘I hope this guy leaves us alone’
Midknight>
Players found: 0
(Ed: stop with the friggen who imms)
Zanna says ‘if not we can leave…’
Zanna says ‘i dont want to though’
Paladine: rofl they do not have a clue that it is ‘guys’
Midknight> You say ‘Neither do I’
Habbakuk: heheheh
Someone: none
Someone: snicker
Zanna kisses you.
Zanna sits down and rests.
Midknight> You say ‘But imm’s can go anywhere.’
Habbakuk: they are trying…AGAIN
Midknight> You say ‘I remember how it was’
(Ed: I have added a guitar strumming in the background to accent
MidKnight’s tale of when he was an imm…where ever that was)
Manlev: Okay leave them a lone for a few
Midknight> You say ‘just go zanna wil take them to you’
Zanna says ‘yes…but on other muds?’
Manlev: let them get comfortable first
Manlev: chuckle
Midknight> You say ‘Same code’
Habbakuk: grin
Paladine: wooo was that a pecho?
zanna turns her plumply rounded ass in your direction
Midknight> You say ‘I remember doin it all the time’
Someone: snicker
Habbakuk: my new avatar is a happy sheep
Midknight> You say ‘See’
Paladine: rofl
Paladine: baaaaah
Habbakuk: rofl
Zanna says ‘hoew? can i?’
Paladine: did she die or something?
Habbakuk: a happy sheep winks knowingly at Midknight.
Midknight> You say ‘Except I never oversteped my bounds and intruded
where not at a
ll welcome’
Manlev: got destoryed by chemo
Zanna nods.
Paladine: chuckle
A sheep arrives from a puff of smoke.
Zanna whispers to you sweet words of love.
Midknight> You say ‘At least I respect other people privacy’
Someone: whine whine whine
Midknight> You wrap your arms around Zanna in a warm and loving embrace.
Midknight>
A sheep gropes you.
Someone: bitch bitch bitch
Midknight> Your backstab >>> ANNIHILATES A sheep!
A sheep is burned by hell hound teeth.
Zanna says ‘let me?’
A sheep looks pretty hurt.
Midknight>
You block A sheep’s attack with your shield.
Your bite MUTILATES A sheep!
A sheep is burned by hell hound teeth.
A sheep is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
A sheep’s arm is sliced from its dead body.
Manlev gives you 30 silver coins for your sacrifice.
Midknight> You say ‘Mother fucker’
Habbakuk: nicer
Habbakuk: very subtle
Zanna hugs you.
Midknight> You hug her.
A cow arrives from a puff of smoke.
A cow wanders on home.
Habbakuk: use echo sheep
A cow arrives from a puff of smoke.
Zanna says ‘im turned on and off at the same time…this is stupid’
Midknight> You say ‘I’l keep that thing away from you now matter how hard it is’
(Ed: it’s a cow)
Someone: rofl
Midknight> You say ‘Looks like a mortal perhaps’
(Ed: Ahh, a mortal with trans…of course)
Zanna says ‘let me?’
Midknight> You say ‘Ssummoning’
Midknight> You say ‘Be my guest’
Midknight> But a cow looks so cute and cuddly…
Don’t even think about it.
A cow says ‘beeeeeef’
Midknight> You say ‘Can’t kill it’
You are thirsty.
Zanna nods.
Manlev: AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Someone: rofl
Someone purges the room!
Manlev: OMG
Manlev: OMG
Zanna stands up.
Habbakuk: rofl
Manlev: ahahahahahhhahahaha
Someone: snicker
Midknight> You gossip ‘Thanks you whoever just helped us’
Paladine: sniff you purged my cow
Zanna bursts into tears.
Manlev: cast change sex on them
Midknight> You comfort her.
Habbakuk: rofl
Midknight>
Someone utters the words, ‘qpaioz gzn’.
Zanna doesn’t look like itself anymore…
Midknight>
Someone utters the words, ‘qpaioz gzn’.
You feel different.
Midknight> You say ‘Shit’
Manlev: ahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahah
Midknight> You are affected by the following spells:
Spell: change sex : modifies sex by 1 for 142 hours
Someone: be nice.. let them at least get rolling first
Someone: rofl
Zanna says ‘and btw i meant leave to (other) place *hint*’
Midknight> You say ‘You fuckin suck’
Midknight> You say ‘I kow’
Midknight> You pray ‘Chis we need help only you can give’
Zanna growls.
Habbakuk: rofl
Habbakuk: THREESOME
Paladine: oh give us the address, please
Someone: rofl
Midknight> You pray ‘Some bitch just gave us a 142 hour change sex’
Midknight> You pray ‘That imm won’t leave us alone. It’s either Chemosh or Habbakuk for sure’
Manlev: *isn’t here*
Paladine: I should give em the address to Sanc, imms there would die laughing at this shit
Midknight> You say ‘142 hour change sex’
Manlev: If you do Im logging on a a newbie
Zanna says ‘mid?>..’
Habbakuk: rofl
Midknight> You say ‘Yes?’
Midknight> Zanna is standing here covered in sheep cum.Zanna has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
Zanna is using:
used as light> the rainbow staff
worn on head> a Black Rose
worn about body> a leather backpack
worn about waist> a girdle of many pouches
wielded> chamorro Dagger
You peek at the inventory:
Nothing.
Someone: snicker
Zanna says ‘i have to tell you something about other place news…’
Midknight> You say ‘shit. Chekc your description’
A harmless snake crawls up Midknight’s newly formed “pussy”.
Midknight> You say ‘Ok’
Manlev: rofl
Midknight> Your description is:
Midknight is here covered in sheep cum.
A snail mutters the word, ‘muff’.
Manlev: rofl rofl
Manlev falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
Someone: rofl
Manlev falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
Manlev: ahahaha
Manlev: change the things name to something so they can’t kil it…or charm it
Midknight> You pray ‘Can you do anything about this damn pervert?’
Midknight> You pray ‘A snail mutters the word, ‘muff’.’
A snail quotes, ‘slipps his cock into your silken pussy’.
Midknight> You pray ‘The latest message we got from him’
Zanna says ‘better?’
Midknight> Zanna is looking for a sheep to kill/slaughter/incinerate/massacre/…
Midknight> You say ‘Much’
Zanna shrugs helplessly.
A snail quotes, ‘slipps his cock into your silken pussy’.
Midknight> You pray ‘This pervert’
Someone prays ‘Sorry I was chasing my rabbit’
Someone prays ‘What pervert?’
Midknight> You pray ‘It won’t leave us alone. and it’s an imm’
Midknight>
Players found: 0
(Ed: I give up)
Midknight>
Zanna utters the words, ‘waouq wuggurz’.
Zanna’s magic missile grazes a harmless snake.
Zanna’s stab grazes a harmless snake.
A harmless snake’s pound scratches Zanna.
A harmless snake’s trip misses Zanna.
(Ed: hmm…odd, Zanna liked playing with the snake before)
Midknight> You pray ‘Is Sarg on by any chance?’
Midknight>
Zanna’s stab grazes a harmless snake.
A harmless snake’s pound scratches Zanna.
Midknight>
Zanna’s stab misses a harmless snake.
A harmless snake’s pound scratches Zanna.
Zanna utters the words, ‘waouq wuggurz’.
Zanna’s magic missile hits a harmless snake.
Someone prays ‘As far as I know….Im the only im on’
(Ed: As we all sit together laughing at them)
Midknight>
Zanna’s stab misses a harmless snake.
A harmless snake’s pound scratches Zanna.
A harmless snake tries to disarm Zanna, but fails.
(Ed: wow…Zanna sucks…and not only Midknight)
Midknight> You have become better at backstab!
Your backstab === OBLITERATES === a harmless snake!
A harmless snake is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
You hear a harmless snake’s death cry.
Manlev gives you 12 silver coins for your sacrifice.
(Ed: eek! self-mutilation)
Zanna sighs.
Someone prays ‘It hasta be a higher imm than I’
Midknight> You pray ‘Must be. ‘
Someone prays ‘Probably Sarg himself’
(Ed: grin…always pass the blame to the higher-ups)
Someone prays ‘What is he doing?’
Midknight> You pray ‘I’m almost sure it’s chemosh’
Zanna sighs.
Zanna dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.
Someone prays ‘Probably..if it is…can’t help you’
Midknight> You say ‘I’m tlakin to Chis about it right now’
Midknight>
A few small snake eggs roll out of Midknight’s “cunt”.
(Ed: I didn’t do this one…matter of fact…this is the first time I’ve seen it)
Someone prays ‘You guys have a fun honeymoon though?’
(Ed: rofl)
Midknight> You pray ‘Can’t you talk to him?’
Midknight> You pray ‘We would if it wasn’t for this’
(Ed: Midknight is referring to his premature ejaculation problem)
Someone prays ‘Hes not visable to me’
Zanna says ‘anyways…as main char, im getting married to a friend of mine…is that ok?’
Midknight> You pray ‘*growl*’
Someone prays ‘And Im not gonna change his mind on it anyhow’
Someone prays ‘sigh’
Someone prays ‘Hes like that’
Midknight> You say ‘I guess’
A sheep does the kender napkin dance of getting some.
(Ed: This is where I like to incorrporate real things from the mud in order to make the honeymoon feel more ‘real’ to them…make them believe they are truly there)
(Ed: btw…Relenger does the ‘knder napkin dance of…’ to the point
where you want to puke)
Zanna says ‘it wasnt my timing…*shrug*’
(Ed: Zanna denies blame for Midknights early launch)
Midknight> You say ‘Ya chemosh is a fuckin bitch’
Paladine: rofl
Someone prays ‘But I don’t know its Chemosh’
Someone prays ‘It might be Kiri too’
(Ed: Manlev has successfully blamed everyone aboce her…were she trying to usurp control of the mud, this would be the proper political method)
Zanna sighs.
Midknight> You pray ‘I can almost gaurontee it’s chemosh’
Zanna kisses you.
Midknight> You pray ‘He’s been screwin us over since we got together’
(Ed: Ha…knew there was a threesome!)
Midknight> You kiss it.
(Ed: rofl)
Midknight> A sheep finds its way inbetween you.
(Ed: return of the sheep)
Midknight> You say ‘Who is this person?’
(Ed: Three seconds ago he was sure it was Chem)
Someone prays ‘Cause he has a perverted twin…might be something of Hab in him’
(Ed: heheeh…me? perverted? I only record mudsex that involves animals…what’s so bad about that?)
Someone prays ‘whats he doing?’
A large burly sheep hands you a pair of hip waders seductively.
(Ed: I almost puked up milk at this one)
Midknight> You pray ‘Let me see.’
Zanna says ‘ill do you if you want; sheep..’
(Ed: she never ceases to amaze me)
Manlev: rofl
Midknight> You pray ‘A large burly sheep hands you a pair of hip waders seductively’
Zanna grins evilly.
Habbakuk: rofl…my dad likes it too…rofl
(Ed: heh)
Someone prays ‘Damn…that sounds like Habbakuk…hes a sicko’
(Ed: heh)
Midknight> You pray ‘He changed our descriptions to….’
Someone prays ‘But I don’t see him on’
Paladine: rofl dad is stil lwith us
Habbakuk: thanks Chis =P
Midknight> You pray ‘is covered in sheep cum.’
(Ed: he’s praying to be covered in sheep cum?)
Paladine: hey dad
Zanna says ‘even though im a guy now…im still good im the sack….’
(Ed: this girl has a problem)
Someone prays ‘Yuk…how did that happen?’
Someone prays ‘That sounds like PAladine…too’
(Ed: bingo)
Midknight> You pray ‘Then cast a 142 hour change sex on us’
(Ed: believe that was Chis’s request)
Someone prays ‘He fathered Kiri and Habb after all’
Paladine: no it is an it
Midknight> You say ‘You’re an it dear’
Someone prays ‘Has the genetics for it’
Midknight> Zanna is looking for a sheep to kill/slaughter/incinerate/massacre/..
Zanna says ‘um?….oh’
Someone prays ‘Course…now if it was a tree that attacked you’
Someone prays ‘You would know it was me’
(Ed: an aggressive, perverted tree…hmm)
Midknight> You pray ‘Isn’t there anything you can do?’
(Ed: laugh harder)
A sheep points out that Zanna is clearly now a eunuch.
Zanna says ‘are they afraid? *rofl*’
(Ed: shivering)
Someone prays ‘Not if I can’t see um’
Zanna falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
Midknight> You pray ‘Shit’
Drenin prays ‘religion check’
Armondo prays ‘religion check’
Rew prays ‘religion check’
Someone forces you to ‘pray religion check’.
You pray ‘religion check’
(Ed: all this time he has been apologizing to zanna over pray…she
doesn’t worship chis)
Zanna lsai…
(Ed: has given up on her…doesn’t matter she’s typing in tongues)
A second sheep enters the clearing.
Midknight> You pray ‘Is there anyway you can put us in a room that an imm
couldn’t
get into?’
And he brought a pig with him.
A cow arrives from a puff of smoke.
Zanna laughs at the impitant immortal!!!
(Ed: Oh yeah, one has kids, one is known as a slut, and the other…well…maybe Pal can’t get it up)
A pig arrives from a puff of smoke.
Midknight> But a cow looks so cute and cuddly…
The sheep arrives from a puff of smoke.
Zanna laughs at the impitant immortal!!!
(Ed: The immortal laughs at Zanna’s attempt at speaking English)
Zanna laughs at the impitant immortal!!!
(Ed: three strikes and yer out)
Midknight> But a pig looks so cute and cuddly…
(Ed: my guess is, he was trying to molest the animals)
Zanna laughs at the impitant immortal!!!
(Ed: Zanna is 15)
Zanna laughs at the impitant immortal!!!
(Ed: bets you thought it was higher…right?)
Manlev: AHAHHAHAHHAHAH
Midknight> Your backstab misses the sheep.
You dodge the sheep’s attack.
Your bite DISEMBOWELS the sheep!
The sheep is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
You hear the sheep’s death cry.
Manlev gives you 9 silver coins for your sacrifice.
(Ed: wonder if backstab should be interpretted the way I am seeing it)
Habbakuk: rofl
Midknight> But a cow looks so cute and cuddly…
(Ed: ewww…)
A cow says ‘that is impotent my dear’
(Ed: A spelling cow)
The spirit of the sheep is still grining…guess you were THAT good.
Midknight> You say ‘Listen show yourself’
Midknight> You say ‘If you are enough of a coward to hide behind sheep and cows then you aren’t worthy of the immortality you hold’
(Ed: we may hide behind them, but he’s the one who got screwed by one)
Zanna says ‘then why cant you do it like a man/woman whoever you are?’
Yet another animal crawls out from between Zanna’s legs…was that a DEER?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(Ed: bet she could)
Paladine: rofl
Midknight> You say ‘I guess you are a coward. And afraid of a mere mortal’
Midknight> You say ‘Afraid you’ll get hurt?’
Zanna says ‘you’re prolly some cripple in a nursing home who gets perverted every tuesday night…’
Midknight> You say ‘It’s Friday night hun’
(Ed: Zanna is, what we technical people like to call, a fucking twit)
The deer licks itself clean.
(Ed: no one else had offered yet)
Someone says ‘ok, let them play guys’
(Ed: Chem’s telling us to back off)
Midknight> You say ‘And no I bet he’s sittin there spankin it while sniffin the crotch of his sister’s underwear’
Someone says ‘damn’
Someone says ‘never mind.. that was low’
(Ed: Hahah…the folly of Humans)
A cow rips out Zanna’s liver and eats it.
A cow says ‘yum, human liver’
Zanna says ‘or his grandmothers, both the same to him’
(Ed: same to us…or to her?…find out…in this Time/Life series…mysteries of the MudSluts…first you will recieve ‘Zanna’ followed by ‘Alessandra’ ‘Nightlady’ and much much more!)
Midknight> You say ‘More than likely’
Midknight> You say ‘At least it’s not his own’
Midknight> You say ‘Now that would be sick.’
(Ed: as opposed to a sheep having anal sex with you)
Zanna says ‘or he stole it from a dead greatgrandmother….’
(Ed: creative…who can pick the oddest family member)
Midknight> You say ‘But then again from what I’ve seen i woudlnt’ doubt it’
A monkey comes out from the glade and asks you to touch it.
(Ed: At this point, Zanna and Midknight are wisked away to frolic in the
wonderful private room up the chain)
Habbakuk: and…cut!
Credits
Actors
Chemosh
Manlev
Habbakuk
Kiri-Jolith
Midknight
Paladine
Zanna
Editor
Habbakuk
Producer
Habbakuk
Distributor
Habbakuk
Best Boy Grip
don’t know what it is…but my guess is it goes to Zanna
This was filmed on location in each area of the mud that was pictured
This was not fictitious. Any resemblence to real people is totally intended. Psyches were scarred, animals were depicted in a disgusting manner, cute and cuddley barnyard creatures were killed, and two people were utterly humiliated.
All in all, a good days work.
Please remember to throw away away your trash as you leave in the recepticles provided.
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