The Great Library of Palanthas

An Aesthetic shows you to a small reading room.

Stories of Ansalon from the view of LarftyLarf.

A little gully dwarf runs by and says 'Wordwrap Off 65 80.'
The gully continues 'Eyes hurt? Turn Color OFF!! (regular story dates)

Astinus says 'Enter the main library here to view only the author list.'
Astinus gently places a massive tome lined with fake jewels on the table in front of you.
You note the spine bears the word 'LarftyLarf' scribed in brilliant purple ink.

Author:  LarftyLarf
Date    Wed Jul 20 13:58:55 2005
Subject  LarftyLarf!!!!!

All throo Larfties young age, Larfty be made fun of by other Bully
Gully's, dey just never give Larty any sort of break.  Why, you might ask,
why?  It was because Larfty aways dream of being a big strong knight and
fighting uber lizards.  Larfty tink dats what de call them, errr hmm... 
Maybe deys called dragons?  *shrug* Anyways, So Larfty always get beat up by
mean kids and picked on, but one day Larfty saw da most amazing ting.  A
small caravan of Solamnic knights was making its way through de Gully Roma. 
Larfty got very excited and decide to follow de knights.  Teh knights went
to de fling and flew to Palanthas.  So Larfty hop in fling and follow de
knights.  No more gully for LarftyLarf!  After arriving in Palanthas, Larfty
find himself in front of big castle with funny looking man sitting on top. 
Larfty scream to de man "LarftyLarf want to join you shiny dudes!"  Teh
soldier man scream back "I have to go and ask our Lord High Warrior"
LarftyLarf scream back "ok den me wait" de soldier man nodded and glanced at
a big pile of horse poop sitting next to Larfty, den looked back at Larfty. 
De Soldier man said "You know, if you want to make a good impression,
there's a shovel down there, *wink*" Larfty look at de shovel and de huge
pile of horse crap.  Larfty smile Happily back up at de man and begin
happily shoveling Horse crap into a nearby wagon..  

(to be continued)

The Storytellers of Ansalon, The DragonLance MUD

Astinus points to the massive wall of books behind him and bids you to make a selection.

Authors: All|A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M|N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

Astinus sighs as he recants 'We saved 825 books from Ansalon from before the great Cataclysm through today.'