#AREADATA Name The Madness of Anon~ Builders None~ VNUMs 14300 14399 Security 9 Credits { 2 99} Yaegar The Madness of Anon~ End #MOBILES #14300 broken toy~ broken toy~ Broken toy shivers and suffers. ~ Its rude to stare at people. ~ human~ ABDGL CFHN 1000 0 99 16 1d199+9800 1d1+99 1d69+32 none -56 -56 -56 -51 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 990 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14301 automaton~ automaton~ Automaton is here. ~ A gleaming silver construct. Bright yellow eyes glare malevolently from two deep black sockets in its bulky cranium. ~ human~ ABG HN 1000 0 99 16 1d199+9800 1d1+99 1d69+32 none -56 -56 -56 -51 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 990 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14302 monkey~ crazy monkey~ Crazy monkey with a wooden leg throws tomatoes at you. ~ A wounded veteran of some pointless war fought centuries ago on distant, blood soaked fields against villainous otherworldly primates of unsure origin and diabolical nature. ~ human~ ABG HN 1000 0 99 16 1d199+9800 1d1+99 1d69+32 none -56 -56 -56 -51 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 990 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14303 whirlwind~ whirlwind~ Whirlwind whirls. ~ A rather unusual abberation from the elemental plane of air with a sentience akin to that of an average human of your own dimension. ~ human~ ABG HN 1000 0 99 16 1d199+9800 1d1+99 1d69+32 none -56 -56 -56 -51 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 990 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14304 pig~ irritated pig~ Irritated pig, the porcine swine. ~ Irritated pig, sole survivor of a fatal meeting between George Orwell's Animal Farm and an abattoir. ~ human~ ABG HN 1000 0 99 16 1d199+9800 1d1+99 1d69+32 none -56 -56 -56 -51 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 990 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14305 soul music~ soul music~ Sweet soul music. ~ "Doooo you like soul music, sweet soul music???" ~ human~ ABG HN 1000 0 99 16 1d199+9800 1d1+99 1d69+32 none -56 -56 -56 -51 0 0 0 0 stand stand female 990 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14306 insane muppet~ insane muppet~ Insane muppet swears at the stars. ~ Angry young drop-out from an old TV show who never quite recovered in the usual way and instead hangs around low east-end dives in hopes of some vain retribution. ~ human~ ABG HN 1000 0 99 16 1d199+9800 1d1+99 1d69+32 none -56 -56 -56 -51 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 990 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14307 sentient elbow~ sentient elbow~ Sentient elbow. ~ "DAWN OF THE ELBOWS!" its a funny anime film... never mind ~ human~ ABG HN 1000 0 99 16 1d199+9800 1d1+99 1d69+32 none -56 -56 -56 -51 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 990 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14308 carrot~ carrot~ Carrot carrot carrot. ~ A carrot is a vegetable. ~ human~ ABG HN 1000 0 99 16 1d199+9800 1d1+99 1d69+32 none -56 -56 -56 -51 0 0 0 0 stand stand female 990 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14309 vogue~ vogue~ Vogue flows. ~ Attitude. ~ human~ ABG HN 1000 0 99 16 1d199+9800 1d1+99 1d69+32 none -56 -56 -56 -51 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 990 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14310 bullet~ shiny silver bullet~ Shiny silver bullet has been loaded. ~ Long, tall, gleaming silver phallic symbol creation of the mind of a rather bored script writer decades before TV became popular. ~ human~ ABG HN 1000 0 99 16 1d199+9800 1d1+99 1d69+32 none -56 -56 -56 -51 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 990 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14311 potpourri~ potpourri~ Potpourri. ~ Potpourri? Ask your mother. ~ human~ AI 0 400 0 4 0 1d12+47 1d1+99 1d6+0 none 8 8 8 13 0 0 0 0 stand stand none 40 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14312 underwear~ used underwear~ Used underwear vibrates strangely. ~ Fetid odor. ~ human~ AI 0 400 0 10 1 1d12+119 1d1+99 1d10+2 none 4 4 4 9 0 0 0 0 stand stand none 100 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14313 hovercraft~ hovercraft full of eels~ Hovercraft full of eels. ~ "My hovercraft is full of eels". ~ human~ AI T 400 0 15 2 1d31+224 1d1+99 1d13+4 none 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 stand stand none 150 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14314 tin can~ warhol's can~ Warhol's can. ~ Cameo appearance from pop art. ~ human~ AI 0 0 0 20 3 1d41+399 1d1+99 1d17+5 none -3 -3 -3 2 0 0 0 0 stand stand none 200 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14315 bath tub~ bath tub~ Bath tub leaks. ~ Buy a plug. ~ human~ AI 0 0 0 30 5 1d61+899 1d1+99 1d23+9 none -10 -10 -10 -5 0 0 0 0 stand stand none 300 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14316 salvador dali~ Salvador Dali~ Salvador Dali takes notes. ~ "Verily, a truer scene of surrealism was never before seen!" ~ human~ ABDG HJN 0 0 99 16 1d199+9800 1d1+99 1d69+32 none -56 -56 -56 -51 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 990 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14317 drug~ drug that killed River Phoenix~ The drug that killed River Phoenix. ~ Don't take it. ~ human~ ACG DFJ 0 0 60 10 1d121+3599 1d1+99 1d43+19 none -30 -30 -30 -25 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 600 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14318 vision~ abstract vision of the future~ Abstract vision of the future escapes museum. Details Page 12. ~ I doubt it will return. ~ human~ AG CDHJN 1000 0 60 10 1d121+3599 1d1+99 1d43+19 none -30 -30 -30 -25 0 0 0 0 stand stand none 600 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14319 passing craze~ passing craze~ A passing craze passes. ~ It was out before it was in. ~ human~ AG 0 0 0 8 1 1d12+95 1d1+99 1d9+1 none 5 5 5 10 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 80 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14320 vague nausea~ vague sense of nausea~ Vague sense of nausea plagues you. ~ With all these colors its hardly surprising. ~ human~ AG 0 0 0 8 1 1d12+95 1d1+99 1d9+1 none 5 5 5 10 0 0 0 0 stand stand female 80 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14321 world peace~ world peace~ World peace. ~ There's no such thing, you must be imagining it. Maybe not. ~ human~ AG 0 0 0 5 0 1d12+59 1d1+99 1d7+0 none 7 7 7 12 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 50 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14322 vacuum~ vacuum~ Vacuums suck. ~ Brrrrrrrr.... ~ human~ AG D 900 0 6 1 1d12+71 1d1+99 1d7+1 none 6 6 6 11 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 60 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14323 birth~ birth~ Birth occurs. ~ You are awed by the miracle of creation. ~ human~ ACG 0 -200 0 6 1 1d12+71 1d1+99 1d7+1 none 6 6 6 11 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 60 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14324 bowel movement~ bowel movement~ Bowel movement disturbs you. ~ Smelly substance. ~ human~ AG 0 400 0 4 0 1d12+47 1d1+99 1d6+0 none 8 8 8 13 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 40 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14325 liquid~ liquid~ Liquid oozes. ~ Ichor of unknown origin. ~ human~ ABG 0 400 0 3 0 1d12+35 1d1+99 1d5+0 none 8 8 8 13 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 30 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14326 wind~ wind~ Wind is blowin'. ~ Check it for answers. ~ human~ AGH BPQU 0 0 10 1 1d12+119 1d1+99 1d10+2 none 4 4 4 9 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 100 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14327 foaming maniac~ foaming maniac~ Foaming maniac toothy grins. ~ Looks familiar. ~ human~ AGH 0 0 0 5 0 1d12+59 1d1+99 1d7+0 none 7 7 7 12 0 0 0 0 stand stand none 50 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14328 prozac~ prozac~ Glowing prozac capsule. ~ You feel strangely better. ~ human~ AGH 0 0 0 3 0 1d12+35 1d1+99 1d5+0 none 8 8 8 13 0 0 0 0 stand stand none 30 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14329 hippy~ hippy~ Hippy on trip. ~ Wants it all to end. ~ human~ AGH 0 0 0 2 0 1d12+23 1d1+99 1d5+-1 none 9 9 9 14 0 0 0 0 stand stand female 20 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14330 cowboy~ cowboy~ Cowboy is lonesome dove. ~ As I... walked down... the streets of Laredo. ~ human~ ADG CHN 1000 0 50 8 1d101+2499 1d1+99 1d37+15 none -23 -23 -23 -18 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 500 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14331 heroin~ heroin~ Heroin entices you. ~ Nico enters with Velvet Underground. ~ human~ ADG CHN 1000 0 50 8 1d101+2499 1d1+99 1d37+15 none -23 -23 -23 -18 0 0 0 0 stand stand female 500 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14332 pillar~ pillar of strength~ Pillar of strength. ~ Another bland euphemism come to life. ~ human~ ABDG CHN 1000 0 50 8 1d101+2499 1d1+99 1d37+15 none -23 -23 -23 -18 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 500 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14333 rabbit~ white rabbit~ White rabbit. ~ "Ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall". ~ human~ AI FJ 0 0 15 2 1d31+224 1d1+99 1d13+4 none 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 150 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14334 mello yello~ mello yello~ Mello Yello. ~ A concept rather than a manifestation. ~ human~ AI DJ 0 0 20 3 1d41+399 1d1+99 1d17+5 none -3 -3 -3 2 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 200 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14335 sunshine superman~ sunshine superman~ Sunshine superman. ~ "Sunshine came softly through my... window today" ~ human~ AI JN 0 0 25 4 1d51+624 1d1+99 1d20+7 none -6 -6 -6 -1 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 250 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14336 giant cat~ giant cat~ Giant cat devours London. ~ MEOW ~ human~ AI JN 0 0 30 5 1d61+899 1d1+99 1d23+9 none -10 -10 -10 -5 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 300 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14337 peter pan~ peter pan~ Peter pan. ~ Another result of another bad trip. ~ human~ AI N 0 0 35 5 1d71+1224 1d1+99 1d27+10 none -13 -13 -13 -8 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 350 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #14338 communism~ communism~ Communism. ~ "For sale- Communist revolutions". ~ human~ AI DFJT 0 0 40 6 1d81+1599 1d1+99 1d30+12 none -16 -16 -16 -11 0 0 0 0 stand stand male 400 AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none #0 #OBJECTS #14300 sponge~ sponge~ Sponge. ~ nothingness~ key 0 AO 0 0 0 0 0 -1 1 -100 P #14301 green oil~ green oil~ Green oil in a red barrel.~ nothingness~ drink 0 A 30 30 'beer' 0 0 -1 60 -100 P #14302 bottle red ~ bottle of red~ Bottle of red.~ nothingness~ drink 0 A 4 4 '(null)' 0 0 -1 10 -100 P #14303 bottle white~ bottle of white~ Bottle of white.~ nothingness~ drink 0 A 5 5 '(null)' 0 0 -1 10 -100 P #14304 firebreather~ firebreather~ Firebreather.~ nothingness~ drink 0 A 8 8 'firebreather' 0 0 -1 10 -100 P #14305 liquid orgasm~ liquid orgasm~ Liquid orgasm.~ nothingness~ drink 0 A 8 8 'local specialty' 0 0 -1 10 -100 P #14306 glowing star~ glowing star~ Glowing star.~ nothingness~ light A AQ 0 0 200 0 0 -1 1 -100 P #14307 aura banality~ aura of banality~ Aura of banality.~ nothingness~ light AB AO 0 0 100 0 0 -1 4 -100 P #14308 eel skin~ eel skin~ Eel skin.~ nothingness~ scroll G A 0 42 0 0 0 -1 1 -100 P #14309 vial mucous~ vial of mucous~ Vial of mucous.~ nothingness~ potion G A 0 33 0 0 0 -1 1 -100 P #14310 dead turtle~ dead turtle~ Dead turtle.~ nothingness~ drink 0 A 25 25 'water' 0 0 -1 5 -100 P #14311 dead penguin~ dead penguin~ Dead penguin.~ nothingness~ drink A A 60 60 'water' 0 0 -1 85 -100 P #14312 rusty muffler~ rusty muffler~ Rusty muffler. ~ nothingness~ weapon 0 AN mace 0 2 crush 0 -1 30 -100 P A 18 -2 #14313 cracked tea pot~ cracked tea pot~ Cracked tea pot. ~ nothingness~ weapon 0 AN exotic 0 2 pound 0 -1 20 -100 P A 19 -4 A 18 -4 #14314 canine tooth~ canine~ Leopard's canine. ~ nothingness~ weapon 0 AN dagger 0 2 pierce 0 -1 15 -100 P A 19 -2 A 18 -2 #14315 tarred brush~ tarred with the same brush~ Tarred with the same brush. ~ nothingness~ weapon BG AN sword 0 2 slash 0 -1 25 -100 P A 19 -5 A 18 -2 #14316 fluffy slippers~ fluffy slippers~ Fluffy bunny slippers. ~ nothingness~ armor 0 AG 0 0 0 0 A -1 15 -100 P A 2 1 #14317 bad smell~ bad smell ~ Bad smell perpetuates. ~ nothingness~ armor M AL 0 0 0 0 A -1 20 -100 P A 17 -2 A 5 -2 #14318 headache~ frank black's headache~ Frank Black's headache.~ nothingness~ armor 0 AE 0 0 0 0 A -1 5 -100 P A 19 -2 A 3 -2 #14319 snot~ slick as snot~ Slick as snot.~ nothingness~ armor 0 AC 0 0 0 0 A -1 5 -100 P A 18 2 #14320 deep pool~ deep pool~ Deep pool amassing purple ooze.~ nothingness~ fountain 0 0 10000 10000 'water' 0 0 -1 1000 -100 P #14321 eerie~ eerie~ Eerie feeling.~ nothingness~ armor B AB 0 0 0 0 A -1 1 -100 P #14322 mush~ mush~ Mush.~ nothingness~ food 0 A BC BC 0 0 0 -1 1 -100 P #14323 mush~ mush~ Mush.~ nothingness~ food 0 A BC BC 0 0 0 -1 1 -100 P #14324 mush~ mush~ Mush.~ nothingness~ food 0 A BC BC 0 0 0 -1 1 -100 P #14325 mush~ mush~ Mush.~ nothingness~ food 0 A BC BC 0 0 0 -1 1 -100 P #14326 hot diesel~ hot diesel~ Hot diesel. Chug it down fast.~ nothingness~ drink 0 AO 1 1 'coffee' 0 0 -1 1 -100 P #14327 potion~ a psychedelic potion~ A psychedelic potion rolls around here.~ nothingness~ potion ABG A 0 19 44 4 0 -1 2 -100 P #14328 melting clock~ melting clock~ Melting clock is draped over a table. ~ nothingness~ furniture 0 0 BD EIJKN E 0 0 -1 1000 -100 P #14329 dali's hat~ dali's hat~ Dali's hat. ~ nothingness~ armor 0 AE 0 0 0 0 A -1 5 -100 P A 13 250 #14330 frame~ picture frame~ Picture frame. ~ nothingness~ weapon G AN dagger 0 2 pierce 0 -1 25 -100 P #14331 gasp~ gasp~ Gasp!.~ nothingness~ weapon 0 AN exotic 0 2 pound 0 -1 15 -100 P #14332 scroll~ a blank scroll~ A blank scroll is here. ~ nothingness~ scroll 0 AO 0 0 0 0 0 -1 1 -100 P #14333 potion~ a shimmering potion~ A shimmering potion is here. ~ nothingness~ potion G AO 0 1 0 0 0 -1 1 -100 P #14334 vortex~ a whirling vortex~ A whirling vortex of magical energies is here.~ nothingness~ furniture 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 -1 1 -100 P #0 #ROOMS #14336 Anon~ A small poker-faced lady tells you - "there's someone in my head, but its not me". You know how she feels. ~ 0 4104 0 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14335 S #14337 Pet Store Storage~ You shouldn't be here. Go Away. Or I'll Tell. ~ 0 12 0 S #14338 Anon~ You emerge onto a railroad and are shocked and dismayed to see a huge locomotive bearing down upon you, then relieved when it disappears as quickly as it came, leaving a faint whiff of burning embers and engine oil. ~ 0 0 1 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14332 S #14339 Anon~ Screaming banshees from some rmeote Scottish highland descend upon you and threaten to drive you mad with their wailings, but you take one look at your current surroundings and laugh in their dejected faces as a large mullet swims by and devours them. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14321 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14340 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14347 S #14340 Anon~ A mythical hero strides forth from the mist that divides us all and declares himself ruler of this fell domain, and is suddenly covered with a pile of leaves so massive it obscures the sun, and then when the wind blows the leaves away he is gone to some other realm. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14306 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14341 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14339 S #14341 Anon~ "Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see. It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out, It doesn't matter much to me" ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14340 S #14342 Anon~ Choking fumes emerge from the rusted tailpipe of an antiquated chariot parked outside of a building advertising brotherhood, and you resist the urge to jump in the front door of a funeral parlour like a hobo sailor does. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14344 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14343 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14306 S #14343 Anon~ Mush/ ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14342 S #14344 Anon~ Bedsheets tied together to form a rope hang from a nearby tenement and you are amazed to see some garbled transmissions climbing down it, making their convenient escape from a broken transistor radio on the top floor. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14325 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14348 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14345 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14342 S #14345 Anon~ A vaudeville act is placed upon a central stage near a large Peavey amp which blares out Caliope music to the delight of hundreds of interested fans of strange 1950's science fiction movies; you spot Yaegar in the crowd, and lurch toward him in an attempt to force him to end this madness, but he grins and disappears. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14344 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14346 S #14346 Anon~ Bleary-eyed, you stagger on. ~ 0 1033 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14345 S #14347 Anon~ A wall of paper cups prevents further progress to the west. . . . . . You shudder and hurry back. ~ 0 0 1 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14339 S #14348 Anon~ You enter a dead end full of burnt out rock stars who beg for a dime and offer to play you a tune that was a hit before your mother was born... "...though she was born a long, long time ago, your mother should know, your mother should know" ~ 0 1 1 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14344 S #14349 Anon~ You are being followed by a Moon shadow, though you decline to write a song about it because you are fighting off a wave of nausea induced by the sight of rotting fish guts heaped up to the east. ~ 0 0 1 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14335 S #14300 Anon~ Writhing black masses of steaming tentacles emerge from large round pink juicy holes in the sides of tall massive overgrown stone sentinels either side of a bright red corvette which lies upside down providing shelter for hapless refugees and a skanky British diplomat in high heels next to an oil refinery that escaped Thatcherism under red skies clouded with gray raindrops the size of refectories that have been filled with disposable lunch bags made in a tiny nation somewhere near Angkor and have been left to rot as a result of rabid imperialism and soothsayers telling numberless lies to irritated masses who are unhappy but don't know why. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 1 0 14301 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14304 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14303 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14302 S #14301 Anon~ Gittish Yiddish prophets speak idiocy in banal debates with Semitic spokesmen from another race while pawns of governments too big to ignore wax lyrical on the laws of man as long as they can exercise command and then there is some superior knowledge cast unto the vortex, a whirling cesspool from which sprang all that is corruptible and virgin in the world that we no longer know nor care to in a format we no longer can comprehend at any level. ~ 0 1032 0 D2 ~ ~ 1 0 14300 S #14302 Anon~ Foolish pride makes weak the eager youth who like no other goes to where he has gone before but thinks he hasn't and in his naiveity is lost and then cast unto great red pillars of salt that stand at either end of a long yellow runway. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14300 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14305 S #14303 Anon~ Your head hurts/ but still you struggle onwards. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14300 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14306 S #14304 Anon~ Irridescent flashes of colors beyond your mortal ken assault your senses in a warm and fuzzy globe of incoherence that you struggle to deny because you cannot accept the insanity that is the norm on any political platform to which you are subsequently subjected. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14307 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14300 S #14305 Anon~ "Crying won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good" "Crying won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good" ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14319 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14302 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14321 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14308 S #14306 Anon~ A Zoo emerges triumphant from the misty confines of the mortal world, bearing with it a cargo of strange animals like none you have ever seen and you marvel at their incredible physiology as they are led into a stinking vat of processed food and turned into what your pet eats. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14303 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14342 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14309 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14340 S #14307 Anon~ A river of blood rushes past you, threatening to carry you off to its source, you struggle and reject its evil offering and continue through a diabolical wasteland populated by midgets scared to climb down from the trapezes they have been hung from. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14323 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14310 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14325 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14304 S #14308 Anon~ A myriad of multi-colored birds fly in fixed formation across an ochre sky toward a huge nest made of twisted steel girders that lies atop seven hills covered with dead Goths and Romans that cause you to look aside in dismay lest you be drawn into their conflicts without your written consent. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14305 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14311 S #14309 Anon~ Cogito Ego Sum. You hope. ~ 0 8 0 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14306 S #14310 Anon~ Sudden slashes of bright light cut across a dark velvet tapestry covered with a stunningly-well rendered mosaic of an ancient people in an ancient land constructing ancient temples to ancient gods and you fight back a strange feeling of deja vu as you feel the inhabitants of this world stare back at you across the intervening milennia. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14312 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14307 S #14311 Anon~ Green fields with the freshest grass you have ever seen lie all about you and you pause to reflect upon your life so far. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14308 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14313 S #14312 Anon~ A strange high-pitched whining emerges from energetic power tools which operate independent of any human controller as they hack and smash at a tiny altar carved of the bedrock of the mountains that once surrounded this place but were long ago destroyed by callous miners and bored Dwarves. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14314 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14310 S #14313 Anon~ Madness surrounds and encompasses you struggle on but find your progress has been but all in vain as the area around you continually morphs and adapts itself to perpetually puzzle and disturb you with bizarre manifestations you cannot possibly comprehend. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14311 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14315 S #14314 Anon~ "It's life Jim, but not as we know it". ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14316 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14312 S #14315 Anon~ Whirling vortices surround you as you enter a pink parabola inscribed upon the ground by a huge calloused finger belonging to some angry demon or demented deity of realms long forgotten but determined to not lie still for eternity. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14313 D3 ~ ~ 1 14300 14317 S #14316 Anon~ You suddenly scream as you are bombarded with a plethora of images from your past which have been distorted into forms almost unrecognizable in their hideousness and you lurch backward, revolted to the core by this sudden apparition and you find yourself hurtling toward the ground at near-light speed before you realize you never left it. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 1 14300 14318 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14314 S #14317 Anon~ An escape from the Insanity? ~ 0 4 2 D0 ~ ~ 0 0 1010 D1 ~ ~ 1 14300 14315 S #14318 Anon~ You burst forth into a pleasant green field. The insanity has not managed to project itself this far yet, but there is nowhere to go from here but back inside... Except a path that leads into a small forest and some mountains. ~ 0 4 2 D3 ~ ~ 1 14300 14316 S #14319 Anon~ A vast plain stretches as far as you can see in all directions, including up and down, and you pause to collect your bearings seconds before being bombarded by a horde of tiny angry tourists who begin to kick and bite at you before asking you to take their photographs, the thought of which makes you ill as you gaze upon their horrid bermuda shorts and panama hats doubtless bought at some cheap department store in the midwest for $3.99 each. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14327 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14305 D3 ~ ~ 1 0 14320 S #14320 Anon~ A museum that has escaped the madness. Unfortunately, it is currently hosting an exhibition of surrealist art. You quickly leave. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 1 0 14319 S #14321 Anon~ Screeching, creaking preachers on antiquated pennyfarthing bicycles suddenly dismount and enter a quaint English pub seconds before a sudden explosion rends them to pieces as you pass and you find yourself dodging a shower of gore and you curse yourself for forgetting to bring your umbrella. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14305 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14339 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14322 S #14322 Anon~ Piles and piles of scrap metal as far as you can see. ~ 0 8 0 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14321 S #14323 Anon~ Screaming children are abducted by monstrous creatures from a failed daytime soap opera while their parents are distracted by a baby-eating bishop who delights them with cute impressions of famous people in between his regular devourings of hapless infants scarcely old enough to be out of the cradle. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14335 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14324 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14307 S #14324 Anon~ Vicious dogs tear each other apart in a small pit while grown men bet huge wads of money on the outcome and a strange monkey giggles insanely from atop a high pile of unwanted clothing too good to give to charity and too poor to sell for a decent price so they are left to rot. ~ 0 8 0 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14323 S #14325 Anon~ left right left right left right left right left right ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14307 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14326 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14344 S #14326 Anon~ A huge stopsign stops you and demands that you pause to reconsider where your travels have brought you and you suddenly find hope of escaping this horrid nightmare when the sign giggles insanely and disappears, leaving you with pocketfuls of leaves and an empty heart. ~ 0 8 0 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14325 S #14327 Anon~ Screaming Octopii demand to be put back in the water as they are dragged off by wicked old men with large baseball bats and pith helmets toward an evil- smelling bakery where they are considered a delicacy and then there is a sudden explosion and everyone is rained with dying salmon that John West rejected. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14328 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14330 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14319 S #14328 Anon~ "I'm going slightly mad, I'm going slightly mad" ~ 0 4104 0 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14327 S #14329 Merc Store~ stored here are the impressive array of mercs available for sale next door. ~ 0 12 0 S #14330 Anon~ "Somehow I don't think we're in Kansas anymore..." ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14331 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14332 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14327 S #14331 Anon~ You see a tea party staffed by villainous serfs with large axes who promptly decapitate anyone stupid enough to complain about the service except for a large hare wearing a silly hat with the price tag still attached whom they seem to revere and you whom they seem to ignore. "Hey! I didn't order this!" *** THWAP *** ~ 0 8 0 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14330 S #14332 Anon~ Rows and rows of multicolored bricks line this narrow yellow path that is covered with raisenettes and silly party hats worn by dying children from faraway nations who decided to migrate and become immortal upon their imminent demises. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14338 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14333 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14330 S #14333 Anon~ Hot air balloons crowded with curious fruit bats soar high below the bottoms of small belfries full of bats which seem to annoy the hunchbacked errand boy named Quasimodo to no end as he constantly chases them out while wearing daisy chains and dancing around a maypole he stole from some kids in another land. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14334 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14335 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14332 S #14334 Anon~ "The lunatic is on the grass, the lunatic is on the grass, Remembering days, and daisy chains and laughs, Got to keep the loonies on the path" ~ 0 12 0 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14333 S #14335 Anon~ The moon sings in dulcet tones to a bemused star who wandered too far from its home and is now lost in another world it cannot comprehend so it turns to you for inspiration, and gets none, not surprisingly. ~ 0 0 1 D0 ~ ~ 0 -1 14336 D1 ~ ~ 0 -1 14349 D2 ~ ~ 0 -1 14323 D3 ~ ~ 0 -1 14333 S #0 #SPECIALS M 14300 spec_cast_adept Load to: broken toy M 14316 spec_executioner Load to: Salvador Dali M 14322 spec_janitor Load to: vacuum M 14327 spec_fido Load to: foaming maniac M 14328 spec_fido Load to: prozac S #RESETS D 0 14300 0 1 D 0 14301 2 1 D 0 14315 3 1 D 0 14316 1 1 D 0 14317 1 1 D 0 14318 3 1 D 0 14319 3 1 D 0 14320 1 1 M 0 14307 1 14336 1 M 0 14311 1 14337 1 M 0 14312 1 14337 1 M 0 14313 1 14337 1 M 0 14314 1 14337 1 M 0 14315 1 14337 1 M 0 14328 6 14339 6 M 0 14320 3 14340 3 M 0 14308 1 14341 1 G 0 14306 0 G 0 14307 0 G 0 14310 0 G 0 14311 0 M 0 14309 1 14343 1 G 0 14322 0 G 0 14323 0 G 0 14324 0 G 0 14325 0 M 0 14330 8 14344 8 M 0 14310 1 14345 1 G 0 14301 0 G 0 14302 0 G 0 14303 0 G 0 14304 0 G 0 14305 0 G 0 14326 0 M 0 14324 6 14346 6 M 0 14323 6 14347 6 E 0 14331 0 16 M 0 14317 1 14348 1 G 0 14327 0 M 0 14319 3 14348 3 M 0 14319 3 14349 3 M 0 14316 1 14300 1 E 0 14329 0 6 O 0 14328 0 14300 O 0 14320 0 14300 M 0 14330 8 14300 8 M 0 14300 1 14301 1 O 0 14334 0 14301 M 0 14329 6 14306 6 M 0 14326 2 14307 2 M 0 14322 6 14309 6 O 0 14320 0 14311 M 0 14325 3 14311 3 M 0 14321 3 14312 3 M 0 14320 3 14313 3 M 0 14332 8 14315 8 M 0 14332 8 14316 8 M 0 14318 1 14320 1 E 0 14330 0 16 M 0 14301 1 14322 1 M 0 14302 1 14324 1 G 0 14316 0 G 0 14317 0 G 0 14318 0 G 0 14319 0 G 0 14321 0 M 0 14303 1 14326 1 G 0 14312 0 G 0 14313 0 G 0 14314 0 G 0 14315 0 M 0 14330 8 14327 8 M 0 14304 1 14328 1 M 0 14333 1 14329 1 M 0 14334 1 14329 1 M 0 14335 1 14329 1 M 0 14336 1 14329 1 M 0 14337 1 14329 1 M 0 14338 1 14329 1 M 0 14305 1 14331 1 G 0 14308 0 G 0 14309 0 G 0 14327 0 G 0 14332 0 G 0 14333 0 M 0 14327 8 14332 8 M 0 14306 1 14334 1 M 0 14331 8 14335 8 S #SHOPS 14302 9 0 0 0 0 150 50 0 23 14303 5 0 0 0 0 150 50 0 23 14304 0 0 0 0 0 150 50 0 23 14305 2 3 4 10 26 150 50 0 23 14307 0 0 0 0 0 150 50 0 23 14308 15 13 8 1 18 150 50 0 23 14309 19 0 0 0 0 180 20 0 23 14310 17 0 0 0 0 180 20 0 23 14317 5 9 10 15 18 180 20 0 23 0 #$