An Aesthetic shows you to a small reading room.

Stories of Ansalon from the view of Frumpo.

A little gully dwarf runs by and says 'Wordwrap is at 80. You change? Off 65 80.'
The gully continues 'Eyes hurt? Turn Color OFF!! (regular story dates)

Astinus says 'Enter the main library here to view only the author list.'
Astinus gently places a giant book on the table in front of you.
You note the spine bears the word 'Frumpo' scribed in glowing red ink.

Author:    Frumpo         
Date:      Mon Jun  9 18:34:55
2008
Subject     Just say no to drugs: Sobleski files


Sobleski OOCs
'hello'

Sobleski OOCs 'folks in the U.S.'

Sobleski OOCs 'get the fuck out
while you still can'

You OOC 'stfu'

Sobleski OOCs 'I was arrested for the
patriot act'

Sobleski OOCs 'I'm not kidding about this, Holocaust zwei is about
to be unleashed'

Sobleski OOCs 'that is all'

It starts to rain.

Sobleski OOCs
'HAARP'

You OOC 'pssst did he go yet?'

You 'hes making Viele look
normal'


Author:    Frumpo         
Date:      Tue Jun 10
07:00:55 2008
Subject     Guantanamo Crack: The Havlin Files

Havlin
OOCs 'he didn't like that'
Havlin OOCs 'he asked me my name'

(And if I wanted
to hang out and just chill, maybe play some Xbox...)

Havlin OOCs 'I refused to
give it to him'
Havlin OOCs 'until he asnwered my question'
Havlin OOCs
'bam'

(In with the penis?)

Havlin OOCs 'patriot act'
Havlin OOCs 'was arrested
for obstructing an officer'

(They take colonic obstructions very
seriously!)

Elinos OOCs 'well.  I'm going to log off before Havlin makes me
any
           dumber than he already has.  '

Havlin OOCs 'we live in a
tyranny'
Havlin OOCs 'lol'

Leodas OOCs 'That still isn't the patriot
act.'

Havlin OOCs 'look up project HAARP'
Havlin OOCs 'oh yes it is'

Leodas
OOCs 'The patriot act basically says the government can spy on you more
      
      and gives law enforcement more discretion regarding terrorism.'

Havlin
OOCs 'there are other sections'
Havlin OOCs 'lag'

(its the wiretap, run Havlin
run!!!)

Havlin OOCs 'take a look at it closely'

Leodas OOCs 'Obstructing an
officer has always been in place. That isn't something new.'

Havlin OOCs 'not
regaarding names'

Leodas OOCs 'It is up to the officer's discretion.'

Havlin
OOCs 'that's new as of 2004'

(no no, 1984, didn't you read the book?)

Leodas
OOCs 'Move to Canada if you want. That isn't the patriot act.'

Havlin OOCs 'I
can'r leave the country now'

(Apparently it takes an IQ higher than his to
drive a car...)

Leodas OOCs 'The Patriot Act deals with terrorism.'

Havlin
OOCs 'keep telling yourself that'

(On the chalkboard 100 times: I will not
sniff super glue...)

Havlin OOCs ';)'
Havlin OOCs 'just wait'
Havlin OOCs 'if
you don;t fight what is about to take place 
             you will be executed
in the camps like the rest'

(Fatal Error: Please hold down F8 and hit
restart...)

Leodas OOCs '...'
Leodas OOCs 'This isn't the holocaust.'

Havlin
OOCs 'it has already arrived my friend'
Havlin OOCs 'look closely'
Havlin OOCs
'goodnight'

Leodas OOCs 'The government is looking for terrorists and terrorist
cells. 
             If I'm not a terrorist, guess what? I don't have any
problems.'

You OOC 'nice'

Someone takes your (Smoking) a Crack Pipe and eats
it.
You hear a knock at the door.
Someone tells you 'Run forest run!'

Leodas
OOCs 'What an idiot.'

You OOC 'danit did I get that off before he
logged?'

Leodas OOCs 'No.'

You OOC 'time to post another story lol, 
       
 Havlin: Reason 102 why you shouldn't smoke crack'

Leodas OOCs 'rofl he thinks
being cited for "obstructing an officer" 
             is the patriot act. No,
it's just the officer being a dick.'

Leodas OOCs 'He didn't even get thrown in
guantanamo yet.'

You OOC 'Just because the gay security guard at his dorm water
boarded
         him with a condom... doesnt make it the apocalypse'

You OOC
'omg, i have to quote myself now'

The Storytellers of Ansalon, The DragonLance MUD

Astinus points to the massive wall of books behind him and bids you to make a selection.

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Astinus mentions 'We have had over 869 storytellers on Ansalon pen their epic stories here for all to read.'