The Great Library of Palanthas
An Aesthetic shows you to a small reading room.
Stories of Ansalon from the view of Minak.
A little gully dwarf runs by and says 'Wordwrap Off 65 80.'
The gully continues 'Eyes hurt? Turn Color OFF!! (regular story dates)
Astinus says 'Enter the main library here to view only the author list.'
Astinus gently places a metal bound tome encrusted with jewels on the table in front of you.
You note the spine bears the word 'Minak' scribed in light red ink.
Author: Minak Date Wed Dec 25 23:12:34 2002 Subject Gully giggle, him make funny man fall over! Minak and Malen, them good clanners together, not want fight each other, them friends!! Them talk in hall, theiwar ask gully if him want food, gully want food, it good, him make Flubig REAL jealous too! Malen say gully need do work, get food that way, gully not mind work, him stronger Flubig, anyways, no worries! Where gully was? OH! Malen say stinkos steal stuff from theiwar clan, them not good, them fight Minak lots, too! him say Thez is name, him stinko knight, wear tin armor, him bad bad man. Minak no like man, Thez kick gully in butt before, gully need revenge! Him bigger than stinko! Him think maybe him not, but him kick in crotch at least! Malen say gully help him beat up Knight, take back stuffs taken from Malen, beat up any helper him take along, too. Minak strong, him not scared! Well, maybe him is, but he not want show in front of theiwar! Malen prepare wordies, say lotsa big confusing things, gully not know, him just scratch ass and wait. Soon big red portal flop up from ground in hall, gully look in, him see food! Big food! Him need catch though, gully leap through portal land face first in dirt, it scratch gully face, him no mind, him hungry. Soon Malen step through portal, too. Him look around, say 'them be close, him sense em' and that stuff. Minak show hylar biggies him stronger than Flubig, too! Malen walk on, tell gully follow quick behind, Minak do that, him not want make theiwar mad, theiwar slap gully and lock him in closet, gully no like closet, it boring! Malen follow behind Malen real close-like, them sneak up, see big group, them all wear shiny tin suits, look like them not notice. Malen tell gully him need go, get closer. Gully see BIG huge trashpile on side of deck, them by water now afterall. Him look through it for stuff, then him realise... him on important mission, not want fail Malen! Minak get HUGE fish from pile, it stink... mean gully like! Him play with it for a minute then him remember again... MAlen be mad! Him walk back over Malen with fish. 'what me do Malen?'. Malen look at gully with an eyebrow raised. Him say gully need get Thez chase him into Malen, so big fight start. Big fight Malen need win! Minak put arm to head, scratch for minute, then come up with plan 'ME KNOW!', him go look at group again, him PELT big fish, throw far as can, try land on Thez, him really no like, big rotten fish, make tin smelly, rot too, that good, me think... but who know me is only a gully. So me throw fish! It fly in air, flop around, lotsa maggots fall on ground, make icky smell come big. Fish not land on target, though, gully in lots trouble! It land on stinko cleric named Saige, it make Saige angry, group come look for gully. Gully hide in trash pile real quick. Him throw rotten apple at Malen, show him that they come for gully. Malen come quick and big fight start. Minak not so dumb, him see place him be able do damage, help Malen real gooder! Him jump out with weird weapon-things, him attack Thez! Thez not even know what hit him, but must hurt pretty good, gully think, Thez ran away, him not come back, gully feel proud, him make Flubig jealous when see again, if him remember. Saige and Malen, they fight big battle, too. Lotsa magicks, then Saige throw blurry on gully, it hurt like bad stuffs happening! Gully scream, him not feel like fighting, but him need help Malen, Malen throw him in closet! Minak leaped on Saige, and dug into cleric's leg with teeth, bite hard as gully can, disrupt Saige magicks, it give Malen plenty time do what needed be done. Saige fall eventually, him not able take Malen without spellers Malen and Minak gooder! Thez stinko, him run. Saige fall over, him no able fight. Malen point at Saige on ground, say food on him, gully leap on man, start going through all stuffs, seen shiny weapon, too, him take with food, Malen and gully go back home through gate, them not know where Thez fast feet take him. Gully get REAL Me continue, story longer Author: Minak Date Wed Dec 25 23:12:58 2002 Subject Teehee, GULLY POWER! confused later on though, big shiny him take from Saige, it fall apart not long after gully took, gully sad.... but him still gooder than Flubig, him arch-gully! Author: Minak Date Sat Jan 11 07:29:32 2003 Subject Gully find Stinky Gully walking through trash one day, then him come across stinky, big man have trashy armor, look like Knight of Tunkhisis, me think him stink worse than Flubig ever THAT BAD STINK! He find gully soon enough, say bad words gully, say 'go eat cow paddy and die' Gully not want die, gully eat cow paddy though... sometimes. Gully tell him 'me got gully powers!'.... but him no believe gully, say 'Minak trash' Minak get mad, him rush at mage, make mage fall over then beat him over head with broken board, him pass out, not know what hit him, Sidholt me think name was.
The Storytellers of Ansalon, The DragonLance MUD
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