The Great Library of Palanthas
An Aesthetic shows you to a small reading room.
Stories of Ansalon from the view of Tamfa.
A little gully dwarf runs by and says 'Wordwrap Off 65 80.'
The gully continues 'Eyes hurt? Turn Color OFF!! (regular story dates)
Astinus says 'Enter the main library here to view only the author list.'
Astinus gently places a pulp magazine on the table in front of you.
You note the spine bears the word 'Tamfa' scribed in faded brown ink.
Author: Tamfa Date Sat Jan 7 03:12:07 2006 Subject Elf Hunting on the Shoals The smell on the docks was worse than usual that day, at least to Tamfa's nose, some pointed ear elves had come through today... laughing and giggling, not a care in the world. Their stench or lack of one, made the little goblin writhe as he thought of nothing more than silencing their laughter and taking that stupid pole the big one had. If an elf could catch fish... damned well a goblin could! Quietly paddling behind them on his beaten skiff, Tamfa watched as the two ran aground upon the shoals. The sheer genius of them amazed him, when he realized they truely were stuck and yet sat there laughing and joking... a darkness came to him. It was time to take that pole... Arrow after arrow flew from his concealment on the other side of the shoals... the two were sitting ducks, in a barrel, on a reef... it was all over quickly. As he picked through the belongings, Tamfa noticed that he himself had become stuck upon the very shoals that had trapped his victims... only time, only time, he thought... Eventually he freed himself and went about on his way. (24 hours protection to Soara and Tamriel, I shot them in the neck until dead) (The mud froze or something after I left, I showed up back again in the Shoals room???) Author: Tamfa Date Sun Jan 8 03:52:23 2006 Subject Fried goblin, and a few arrows, and a backpack... Tamfa woke late into the evening with one heck of a kink in his back. With a grimace and a growl he kicked the smaller goblin in the cave, 'Outta me way ya bastid!'. The smaller goblin simply rolled over and snored. Glax is one mean uncle... Me goin' to the cities.. he thought to himself. After he'd climbed from the underbrush out on to the Knights way, he began to pick up a familiar smell... that Silvanesti... stooping low to hide his silhoette from the darkening sky he ran quietly. A sniff here.. nothing... backtrack... sniff... nothing... run further... sniff... sniff.. faint but there. He turned and ran towards the city, the Solanthian guards not even seeing him pass as he darted from shadow to shadow. Glancing around a corner he spotted the Mage standing with some Aghar helper... who hires Aghars anyway? With a quick appraisal, Tamfa spotted a nice leather backpack... quietly... quietly.... HEY!!! The Silvanesti exclaimed loudly as the opening of his backpack wasn't nearly as quiet as it should have been... The little Aghar tackled Tamfa and began to beat the living snot out of him... OUCH you little.. HEY!! Tamfa turned and bolted out the door, for a brave goblin he wasn't. ZZZZZZZZRRRAAAPP!!!!! A blinding white flash exploded from the room behind him and scorched the side of his face!!! Oooh that damned elf! I just wanted his pack! Tamfa dove behind the door and pulled an arrow into his now ready bow, THUNK, the arrow shot past and hit the wall, THUNK THUNK.. THUD!! The mage crumpled with a shaft buried in his leg... Darting in, seeing the mage near unconcious, Tamfa grabbed the backpack but the mage still refused to part with it... a single scrap of paper fell to the floor and the goblin ran off cursing. (24 more hours to Tamriel, was trying to steal a backpack, failed and almost died) Shot in the neck until dead, again. ) (He had tried to hire a 101 to kill me, no further aggression from this goblin unless warranted.) Tamfa. Author: Tamfa Date Tue Jan 10 12:00:01 2006 Subject Seria: RE: Lowe vs Epidemic For making head hurt... (Nopk'd Seria, noFulled all eq, no slapped too, stop making head hurt) Tamfa, a goblin with a headache Author: Tamfa Date Wed Feb 8 16:22:22 2006 Subject Solamnic abuse After following the dirty Solamnic through town, Tamfa finally found that the man had begun to raise a ruckus with the ruffian kids in the bad neighborhood. Enough was enough, so as the man and his horse passed by, Tamfa quickly pulled the magical pouch from the mans belt then slipped behind a crate and waited until there was ample room. The arrows quickly found their mark, and the man fell to his knees. "He was being mean too!" a ruffian kid said as Tamfa chuckled. "Not anymore I think..." the goblin chortled as he tossed that magic pouch to the nearest kid and dashed out of town. (24 hours to Baulin, followed him all over town, he started into Central Pal.. stole the sanc, shot the sol) Tamfa of the Red Hands clan. Author: Tamfa Date Wed Feb 8 17:26:32 2006 Subject Shooting cans out back. A full fledged Solamnic, even came with the shiny horse and pompous attitude... After following the loud man around Gerighelm, into the Solamnic Plains, the goblin caught up with him back in Lemish. A nice town Lemish, what that crazy Solamnic was thinking going there was beyond him. Apparently it became obvious to the Solamnic as well, as he turned and spurred his mount back out across the plains. Following in hot pursuit, the goblin ran as fast as he could, and came upon him watering his horse in the gully. Quickly past him, Tamfa took cover behind some refuse and began to stick arrow after black feathered arrow into the now prone Solamnic. (24 hours to Davan, followed him all over Gerighelm, into the plains, found him again in Lemish, finally nabbed something in Gerighelm, then chased into Gully and ... took qi's, shot the sol) Tamfa of the Red Hands clan. Author: Tamfa Date Sat Feb 18 21:32:19 2006 Subject An Adventurer in trouble. Tamfa ran from town to town looking for a mark, the mage had charged him quite dearly for this stupid scroll and it better work. Finally he entered Solanthus near dusk and spotted a weary adventurer setting to leave town. What kind of man leaves town all beat up and downtrodden, in the middle of the night? It invites thieves and other ill-mannered guests... Tamfa pondered, then realized with a sly chuckle.. I am one of those. The man's horse apparently wasn't nearly as tired a the man, and the little goblin had to give chase. Following the bent grasses across the plains, the warm trail left by the man's mount wasn't too hard to follow but it was slower than he would have liked. Past that dreaded tower he ran. On through Yarus, silly village anyway, why some humans breed... Finally, on the outskirts of the great city of Palanthas, he saw his target had stopped to take a drink. "Yousasleepnowpluuse" he mangled the words on the scroll and the man reacted with a swing of his sword. DAMN! Tamfa jumped back as the man fell from his horse and hit his head upon the ground. The man lay there sleeping quietly with ragged breaths. Hm, so it worked, in a fashion... Still that mage will pay for that farse he thought. (24 hours to Xithious, tracked him all over and finally caught him, then noticed he was hurt, but the boring didn't land... accidents happen). Oh, I did keep his sword, and some coin. Tamfa, the wise. Goblin among.. well goblin. Author: Tamfa Date Tue Feb 21 21:08:04 2006 Subject Medium Rare please, with a side of potatoes.. The smell was unbearable, and that inn lady not nice at all. Who care what smelly hooman think anyway... Into the forest he went following the strange cow hoofprints, but only two at a time... Ah, must be Cowotaur he thought to himself. Up ahead, he spotted the large bovine resting against a boulder.. just sitting there, like... well a cow in the pasture. Hm, me wonders, taste like cow? Or.. taste like chicken? Zap, zap, the beast fell over in a pool of red. Nibble. Nibble. Him taste like poop! Took a worm, looked tasty. (24 hours to Indigo, he stopped being loud when told of violating 24 hours protection, so he keeps it) Tamfa of the Red Hands clan. Author: Tamfa Date Tue Feb 21 23:04:23 2006 Subject Braised, with just a hint of garlic. The tower guard screamed with great vengeance at the little goblin as he swung his heavy sword, but he was too slow and a kick to the kid factory dropped him like a stone. The blade to the throat and it was all over. After his breathing had slowed down some, he noticed a scent of older blood wafting in... Turn turn, up the stairs, bodies... Around the corner in the tower... more bodies.. Maybe a friend? He wondered, but the corpses were impecably clean without even so much as a toothmark.. no friend of mine he thought. Then, a human and some other big creature stood before him, over the body of some fallen acolyte. Hm, Tamfa thought as he quickly read the squiggly lines as his shaman had taught him. The larger of the two slumped to the ground with a thump, but the smaller man quickly slapped the bigger across the face with the flat of his sword! ARRRGH!!! Again, reading a second scroll the big man slumped over... And again that confounded human woke his ally. Something prevented Tamfa from striking the smaller man, but the larger one took quite a few slices before he fell from loss of blood. Took money, kicked in head until sleeping. A bite on the leg, nothing edible here... (24 hours to Vishar, Elzaroth was apparently just out of range, kept smacking him awake rofl) (Took money, and Britta's ring back, she was my girl afterall) Tamfa of the Red Hands clan. Author: Tamfa Date Wed Feb 22 00:33:38 2006 Subject Grilled, with a nice hollandaise sauce. Into the dirt town he went, newly freed my butt. A trail at his feet, dragon marks again... A good sized blue by the looks of them... Hm, was that man a highlord? But those were all gone... Tamfa was confused for a bit, but the blood in his mouth relieved him of confusion and replaced it with rage. A troubadour sang the outdated song of victory, while members of the guard harrassed old ladies and kids on the street. A few clangs from the palace area drew his attention... There he was! A closer look and the markings of a Knight of Takhisis... so, spoil my hunt will you? Those same squiggly lines wiggled as the man fell quickly into a deep slumber. Without waiting for the astonishingly well healed Vishar to react, the goblin quickly tossed a rope about the mans body and tied it to his mule, pulling the man from the room in a quick fashion, down the road and out of the palace as the guards looked on with astonishment... Finding a nice quiet spot, the goblin quietly went through the mans belongings, then uttered a few words about vengeance and being his brother's keeper. Took money, kicked in head until him quit snoring. A bite on the arm, nothing edible here... (24 hours to Elzaroth, Vishar was apparently slow at the keyboard and just watched.) (Took potions, a pill, and a globe, later returned along with presents) Tamfa of the Red Hands clan. (ps. Assumed KOT because of the Dragon, if not KOT, ignore that part) Author: Tamfa Date Fri Feb 24 17:41:21 2006 Subject Skewered, with a touch of hickory. The large knight had taunted him before, well at least looked at him with despite as most have, so it wasn't a matter of if... but when. While sneaking some food from the pantry in the tower of the clerist, it in itself no mean feat as the goblin was highly unwelcome, that all too familiar scent of blood wafted from down the corridor. Sniff. Sniff. Sniff. It's this way. He ran down the twisting passages thinking... whoever built this tower was intoxicated on something powerful. Stop at the stairs... no, that trap up there, looming boulder would crush me quickly. A strange mist... yet the smell was nearby as well. Very strong now... Definitely human... Quietly the goblin pulled the door open and slipped inside. The Knight of the Lily stood there in disarray, blood speckeled the wall where the man had slewn it's former occupant. Ah... the Solamnics would owe me one the goblin thought as he lept at the man. But a glancing blow, and the knight turned and left. Through the halls, as quietly as he could while following the drops of blood here and there... Finally he spotted the man limping as he tried to run down the road and it was over. On his unconcious form the goblin quickly rummaged through the strangely colored pack and saw some gorgious gauntlets, grabbing those and the meager money pouch at the man's side, he turned and fled into the north. (24 hours protection to Jaxun from myself and the goblins) Tamfa of the Red Hands clan.
The Storytellers of Ansalon, The DragonLance MUD
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