An Aesthetic shows you to a small reading room.

Stories of Ansalon from the view of Dukar.

A little gully dwarf runs by and says 'Wordwrap is at 65. You change? Off 65 80.'
The gully continues 'Eyes hurt? Turn Color OFF!! (regular story dates)

Astinus says 'Enter the main library here to view only the author list.'
Astinus gently places a beautiful hard bound book on the table in front of you.
You note the spine bears the word 'Dukar' scribed in earth-colored green ink.

Author:  Dukar
Date    Sat Aug 24 01:15:57 2002


Subject  An the crowd goes wild! (humor)




*the lights around the solace inn flash on and the crowd begins
to roar,
that's right, another fight is coming up, are you ready for the
main event
kiddies?!? Well, too bad, cus here it comes!*

*The announcer, Thez Leeroy Prostitute enters the ring
dressed in a
flamboyant pink john travolta suit and begins the
announcements!*

Thez says 'Ladies and Gentlemen, draconians and goblins, this
is the main
event!' Thez says 'Here come our competitors now!'

*The lights flash to the kitchen of the Solace Inn as a man
walks out with a
plate of scalloped potatoes, he drops it and does a little
dance* *He enters
the ring* *The lights then flash to an off corner and a man
dressed in pots
and pans, and wielding a rusty nail does a flex and looks
menacing, before
he enters the ring* *The lights then flash to the door of the
inn and in
walks in a man dressed in a money suit, with a flaming helmet
and he enters
the ring*

Thez stands in the middle of the ring and says 'Tonight we have
a three-way
dread match!' Thez says 'In this corner, in the monkey suit
and flaming
headwear, weighing at as much as your average fat cow is The
SorinjINCINERATOR!' Thez says 'In this corner, in the
collage of
tupperware, weighing at 190 pounds, The DukARBITRATOR!'
Thez says 'And
finally, in this corner, in the hollowed out dragonskull,
weighing at 200
pounds, we give you, the one, the only, "Hoffy" Ted Duskin
Hoffman!'
Thez says 'LET'S GET READY TO
RUUUUUUUUMMMMMBLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!' Thez
jumps out of the ring and walks over to Sidholt Injustice and
begins making
bets as the match gets underway!

*The bell dings and the match begins*

The Incinerator leans back on the ropes and gets a starting run
toward
Hoffman, he goes to make a tackle, but oh, the Arbitrator slides
in from the
side and sweeps the feet from under him! Ladies and gentlemen, it
doesn't look
like a good start for the Incinerator!  Hoffy jumps on top of the
Incinerator
and gives him his patented "lazywrist shoulder slap" and the
Arbitrator stands
to his feet and drop kicks Hoffy to the forehead!   Ooooh, that
had to hurt. 
Look at this, now as Hoffman falls on top of the Incinerator, the
Incinerator
manages to give a headbutt to him, oooooh that was definately a
low blow
there! The crowd screams and Sidholt Injustice, The Incinerator's
manager
throws his hands in the air and seemingly goes crazy with joy. 
The Arbitrator
moves back and begins to climb on the ropes as the Incinerator
crawls out from
the groine-holding Hoffman.  As Dukar jumps from the ropes toward
the
Incinerator, the Incinerator pulls a swift move, and catches the
Arbitrator
mid-air, and slams him on top of Hoffman, who cries out in pain. 
But what's
this folks?

Could it be? Oh yes, Dukar just stabbed the Incinerator with his
rusty nail in
the kneecap!  He then rolls away and jumps to his feet as the
Incinerator
pulls the nail out and throws it over his shoulder, which
rebounds off of Thez
Leeroy Prostitute's head and into the crowd, one of the fans
takes it and
cherishes it, puts it in a jar and smells it every morning for
good luck! 
But, back to the fight!  As The Incinerator and the Arbitrator
grapple each
other, Hoffman finally reaches his feet and runs to a corner in a
girlish
manner, what's this? It looks like he has a young dragon pet
chained to one of
the posts?  Is that legal?  Who gives a hell! He brings it in on
the
unsuspecting wrestlers and stands behind it with an awesome gleam
in his eyes.
 Look at him go, The Incinerator is about to give The Arbitrator
the tombstone
as the dragon slaps his legs with its tail, knocking both
wrestlers to the
mat, and Hoffman cackles.  But look at this Sidholt Injustice
didn't like the
turn of events and apparently packed a gun, ooooh, he shoots the
dragon in the
head, what a dirty old bastard!  Hoffman is sprayed with the
dragon's cranial
matter, mmmmmmm, looks like chinese take

To be continued



Author:  Dukar
Date    Sat Aug 24 01:17:42 2002


Subject  An the crowd goes wild! (humor) 2




out!  Both the Arbitrator and Incinerator climb to their feet
and look at
each other in agreeance that Hoffman had to be the first out. 
The Arbitrator
leaps off the dead dragon and grabs Hoffman, holding him still
while the
Incinerator climbs the ropes and jumps off, landing on the
suspecting Hoffman,
who takes it hard and lands on the mat, where both wrestlers
begin to boot him
incesantly.

It doesn't look good for Hoffman and his manager Ted
Danvigharinni throws in
the towel! It's all over for Ted Duskin Hoffman, he is out of the
match. 
Dukar and Sorinjin get their distance from each other and eye
each other down
with both their best stares.  From below the ring Sidholt
Injustice yells to
Sorinjin 'Do the Pinnacle of Dest-it-tutionnnnn!'. He screams! 
The grin on
Sorinjin's face intensifies as he leaps to a handstand and gets
in front of
Dukar, placing his feet under each of Dukar's arms he puts power
to his legs,
all that's seen is pots and pans flying through the air as Dukar
lands over
top of Sorinjin and flat on his head.  The crowd roars and says
'pinnacle,
pinnacle, pinnacle'.  Dukar looks dazed.  And Sorinjin hauls him
toward the
rope where he wraps two of the ropes securely around his neck and
pulls back
on him, the crowd's screams intensify as the setup is made...
Look at that! 
Sorinjin aims and lets Dukar go, who flies down and smashes his
head on the
floor below the ring and slides into the metal guards!  It looks
like we have
a winner!  Sidholt Injustace hops madly at the victory and it
looks as though
Thez is disappointed, as he had dibs on the Arbitrator.

*Thez jumps back in the ring with Sorinjin*

Thez says 'ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner, 3rd win in
his new streak
and undisputed champion of the AWF, The
So-Rin-Jin-Cinerator!!' Thez
says 'Now that Dukar is out of your way what do you plan to do
next?'
Sorinjin says 'I'm going to Isney Land!' Thez says 'But
what about your
next match?' Sorinjin says 'Terry Lynn will chew me up and
use me as
recycled toilet paper, I needs me some HOs in preparation!'
Thez says 'And
there you have it folks, stay tuned for the next match where the
Incinerator
will face the almighty Terry Lynn!'

*rolls the commercial break*

The Storytellers of Ansalon, The DragonLance MUD

Astinus points to the massive wall of books behind him and bids you to make a selection.

Authors: All|A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M|N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z
Astinus sighs as he recants 'We saved 869 books from Ansalon from before the great Cataclysm through today.'