An Aesthetic shows you to a small reading room.
Stories of Ansalon from the view of Warnotes_2007.
A little gully dwarf runs by and says 'Wordwrap is at 65. You change? Off 65 80.'
The gully continues 'Eyes hurt? Turn Color OFF!! (regular story dates)
Astinus says 'Enter the main library here to view only the author list.'
Astinus gently places a paper booklet on the table in front of you.
You note the spine bears the word 'Warnotes_2007' scribed in brilliant blue ink.
Sender Bulthar
Date Tue Jan 2 17:15:14 2007
Subject [ Half-Elf ] * (SLAIN) [ Conclave ] [Red] Deilah
apprentice to Lelth
Bulthar was on the hunt and his target was a mage of the
'conclave', a red
robe apparently. He stalked his prey for a little while, waiting
for her to
become comfortable with her surroundings.
As soon as she dropped her guard Bulthar struck with a chant to
charm, but
that failed. She was so preoccupied with the servants in
Tantallon she didn't
even noticed him until he blinded her.
Her Elemental came to her rescue as she fled away, Bulthar left
his giant
mercenary to take care of him and went after her. When he found
her she was
out of breath and laying down. Bulthar swiftly swung his spear at
her,
knocking her unconscious.
24 hours, looted a restring and the new years thing which rotted
of course.
Sender Blimsh
Date Wed Jan 3 13:35:11 2007
Subject The Return of the King.....Well his corpse
Blimsh, King of Goblinkind sat staring at the haunch of roasted
pork set
before him. They had dared to serve him pork? He had
specificaly demanded
roast rabbit, his favorite meal. And this is what they had
brought before
him? After agreeing to spare the life of the miserable goblin
Grumm who had
also claimed the title of King? Blimsh looked around the feast
hall, eyeing
his warriors and deciding whether he should order a massacure of
the
sniveling cowards. Grumm must have sensed the imminent violence
for the
sweat began to bead on his ugly face. "King I have a gift for
you," he
suddenly burst out. "We have captured a dwarf and are holding
him in the
dungeon."
Blimsh's violent thoughts suddenly found a new target. A dwarf?
He could
feel the ancient racial hatreds beginning to stir in his belly.
A dwarf
could take his mind of the lack of rabbit at the feast.
"Bring me to him," he demanded. "I would have some fun with
him."
Blimsh peered through the bars in the cell door. "Bring him
armor and a
weapon," the King ordered. "I want a challenge." Soon the
requested
equipment was found and the door unlocked. The dwarf looked up
in confusion
as his own armor and weapons were tossed at his feet.
"Get up and arm yourself," Blimsh demanded, "and fight me or die
on your
knees, a coward." The dwarf, expecting a trick slowly began to
don his
armor, keeping a wary eye on the hobgoblin with him in the cell.
Blimsh
stood, impatiently waiting for the dwarf to finish arming
himself, casually
flexing and swinging his weapons to limber up his arms. As soon
as the
prisoner picked up his twin axes Blimsh launched himself with a
roar.
The fight was short but vicious, the dwarf knew no matter what he
would not
survive the day but determined to take one with him. The
hobgoblin fought
for sheer bloodlust, hatred and enjoyment. And at the end,
bloodlust won
out over desperation and the dwarf fell bleeding from numerous
wounds to lie
still on the stone floor.
"Drag him out and toss the body in the woods," demanded Blimsh.
"And then
find me some real food." Several of his soldiers hurried to grab
the corpse
while others went to raid the goblins' supplies. The ones
dragging the
dwarf took him to the cave mouth and rolled his body down a
ravine. As they
joked and laughed, making their way back to the feast neither saw
the slow
and shallow movements of the dwarf's chest.
(OOC Loror ooc'ed being trapped in the goblin stronghold, I had
to go say
hi. Looted a jeweled torque, its good money when you sell it.
Short and
nasty fight as he wasn't prepared at all. 24 to Loror from
Marauder.)
King Blimsh uk'Vash
Sender Loror
Date Thu Jan 4 08:43:59 2007
Subject lothoemas
After recovering from my deadly wounds I had recieved at the
goblin
stronghold, I traveled my way to tantallon.
It is where I was meeting my old friend Balcomb... he said he had
information
that could be useful to me.
Upon my arrival I was confronted by a dark cleric... He
introduced himself as
the nightlord. I bow quickly and stated my name. Im king loror
stonehelm.
With that his eyes opened wide. 'your suppost to be dead!' He
yells. At that
point I knew that this nightlord was in alliance with the filthy
goblins.
With a yell I threw my faithful axe at his head. The Dark cleric
Rasied his
hand and stopped it in mid flight.
He started to unleash his Divine powers on me that not many could
survive. I
felt my body start to lose strength and I collapsed to my knee's
this is when my old friend balcomb came And Attacked the cleric
by surprise
ceasing his powers being worked on me. Balcomb Wounded the cleric
gravely with
his magic,
and the cleric fled into the forest I chased after him with all
my wounds I
could barly breath.
He reached the end of the forest and Once Again I took my axe and
heaved it...
This time it struck home and the cleric fell.
I walked over to the seemingly dead corpse pulled my axe out of
the clerics
head. As I was walking away I didnt notice the head wound slowly
closeing up
and the body start to breath... My mistake.
--------------------------------------------------------
OOC - Lotheomas attacked me for fun and Accidentally ran into
balcomb hurting
him bad, Loth attacked me again and I killed him. Nothing looted.
24hrs to
lotheomas (Even though hes already used his up)
from myself and 7 kingdoms.
Sender Lothoemas
Date Thu Jan 4 09:06:01 2007
Subject loror
24 hours to loror from HO Dark
Sender Mondraiken
Date Sat Jan 6 00:15:03 2007
Subject Loror
The High Dwarf Loror decided to test his strength against me, in
a good
natured sparring match.
After a few rounds of back and forth action, Mondraiken scored
the pinfall
after a double armed DDT.
Mond
(24 hours from Mariner to Loror, nothing looted per agreement.)
(24 hours also to Bulthar for being a homosexual)
Sender Mondraiken
Date Sat Jan 6 00:51:34 2007
Subject Aurius
While walking in Solace I saw a horrible sight. A minotaur was
walking around
completely naked, and, if I must say so, he sure wasn't "hung
like a bull".
Being disgusted at this poor excuse for a member of my race and
his
infant-like physical attributes, I quickly stuck my foot out as
he ran by and
he fell over, striking his head and falling unconscious
immediately.
-Mond
(Removed Aurius' killer flag)
Sender Emla
Date Sat Jan 6 01:13:29 2007
Subject Mondraiken
I was walking around in Palanthas when i saw funny looking
minotaur sailor and
i just had to go and see if he is any fun.
He turned angry after sometime and started to hit me with some
stick so i had
to cast my secret calm spell on him.
My Spell made him all blue and and he started to make funny
noices like "Moo!
MoM MoM!" and then he passed out.
After funny minotaur was sleeping i got bored and desided to go
heal some
rats...
24h to Mondraiken from HO Light
Nothing looted, got only 45 experience points from him.
Sender Aurius
Date Sat Jan 6 01:18:21 2007
Subject Pickpocket caught!!!
Whilst out and about incognito in Palanthas.. I was accosted by
one of
those irrascible kenders.. They never learn to keep their hands
to
themselves. Catching him "red handed" while his hand was in a
component
pouch trying to filtch something he shouldnt have. I quickly
tlked him into
"seeing" some shiny trinkets outside the east gate.. So as not
to draw too
much unwarranted attention to myself. Once outside the gate and
outside the
guards range.. I quickly cast a sleep spell on the unsuspecting
kender..
Rendering him all but useless. After several maladiction type
spells i
quickly ended it with a sharp blow to the kenders temple..
Leaving him
crumpled on the ground.
(ooc) talked swervin into fighting me.. He died.. No loot..
Acually gave
him some eq sice he was practically neked. 24 from me
Sender Aurius
Date Sat Jan 6 01:27:53 2007
Subject Damn midgets
No sooner than i had left the kender crumpled on the ground i was
attacked by.. Well.. A midget. I guess all of the "shorter"
races like to
stick together.. Not that it does them much good.. Especially
not those 2.
Feling sharp pains coming from my waist line and lower torso.. I
looked
down and was shocked that i hadnt seen thedwarf coming nearby.
But then
again being so small and with the bush's nearby.. It makes sense
he might
have been waiting in ambush.. Either way.. Once i saw what was
hurting
me.. I quickly put an end to it. Slamming my fist down upon his
rock hard
head (thankfully i was still empowered by several spells)..
Dropping the
"half-pint" on the ground with a resounding thud. Being fairly
annoyed now
i decided to "aquire" some items that the midget had.. Since he
took the
trouble to fall asleep at my feet. Not finding much i kicked him
over to
the bush's and uttered a spell of invisibility to try and keep
from being
attacked continually by midgets. Once the spell was complete i
quickly went
back to my hideout in solace.. Taking refuge for some healing
and some well
deserved rest.
(ooc) loror attacked me after i had killed swervin.. Luckily
loror was
almost dead.. I made it fully so:) 24 to him from me.. Was much
fun
Sender Aurius
Date Sat Jan 6 01:38:47 2007
Subject Damn kenders must be uniting.
After getting safely back to my hideout and healing and eating a
nice
meal.. I left out and decided to go for a walk. I should of
known better..
Least so soon after those 2 midgets attacked me.. Cause out pops
another
kender out of thin air wearing robes of a sort. The battle was
fierce but
me being fully healed and rested.. She was no match for my brute
strength
for magical cunning. I was deftly evading all of her attacks but
she was
taking brutal hits from my poisoned dagger.. It was over almost
as soon as
it started.. A couple of hits from my dagger left her senseless
and
drooling on the ground. Seeing nothing of interest on her.. I
decided to
stay inside my hideout for a few days.. Hoping it would stop
raining
midgets.
(ooc) removed emla's killer flag.. No loot.. 24 from me to
her:)
Sender Emla
Date Sat Jan 6 14:43:31 2007
Subject Lelthas
There i was exploring dark dwarven mines and suddenly a naked man
jumps from dark.
The naked man starts to yell 'bboblblblebb'heblb' in some unknown
tongue and
his eyes rolled wildly. I tryed to understood what was he telling
to me
...someting about a mule or that he wanted to show me someting.
The naked man
got more exited and yelled 'bboblbboblbbeblbh' at that point i
desided to try
my healing spell on him but i mistakenly casted wrong spell and
he got really
scared. The naked man run back to the dark mines and i trye to
run after him,
but i had no luck man was already gone.
I can still hear his yell 'bbheblebb'hb'hebleblebebl' in my mind,
poor man
alone in the dark..
24 Hours to miner Lelthar from Wanderlust and HO Light
Nothing looted, got only 64 experience points out of him.
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Sun Jan 7 23:40:41 2007
Subject Mellande
Zwischenzug's head inverted down into shoulders as he searched
the ground, so
that his posture was filled with tension.
It seemed like that head was about to spring up, and who knew
what would be on
that face?
A mask of rage? Giggling insanity? The absurdly healthy eyes in
a
disease-pocked face?
But the face didn't look up, the sharp eyes and cheeks remained
fixed. Where
were the bastards who had done this? Zwischenzug wondered.
When he found who had stolen his laundry, he'd make sure the
Solamnics
wouldn't see, that's right.
His eyes came upon a lone sock in the street, his sock. Those
fools. He was
onto them now. Zwischenzug smiled darkly.
He heard the sound of a struggle in the distance. A sea-elf was
skirmishing
with a teenager. Perhaps they had stolen his laundry
together and were not fighting over the spoils. The red
suspenders to one and
his FREE MONDRAIKEN t-shirt to the other, eh?
Zwischenzug slipped a handful of copper coins out of his pocket
and into the
sock, wrapping it tightly.
The teenager had gotten the worst of the fight, so there was only
one thing
left to do.
"That was amazing," Zwischenzug congratulated, "Winning a battle
like that and
not one hair out of place."
"Thanks," the sea elf replied, "I take some pride in my
hairstyle."
"It's a little old-fashioned though, don't you think?"
"Huh?"
"Something about it needs to... CHANGE!" Zwischenzug punned,
suddenly whipping
the sock into her head.
Zwischenzug regretted the need for violence, a little, but in
this world it
was important to know where one's towel is.
Sender Bulthar
Date Mon Jan 8 13:36:57 2007
Subject [ Dimernesti ] * (SLAIN) [ Mariner ] Shelly Dosent
know why hes a Mar
I was walking down the docks and I saw the seaman Segranth
scrubbing down
Mondraikens' poop deck, I thought this was a golden opportunity,
and so I
smashed his head in until he fell unconscious.
Now he'll have to clean up his own blood too, yeah, that's
golden. Mercenary
was offering 10k for his death, I'm rich bitch!
24 hours from myself, nothing looted.
Sender Bulthar
Date Tue Jan 9 15:15:49 2007
Subject chemosh
I pk'd him, he's dead and so is hockey.
Sender Lothoemas
Date Sun Jan 14 12:05:43 2007
Subject Vishar
24 Hours to Vishar from HO Dark
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Tue Jan 16 01:03:35 2007
Subject It rubs the harp on its skin or else it gets the hose
again
"Please, Mister," Valik said, "My mother has money. She's
friends with
Amothos; she'll pay anything..."
"It rubs the harp on its skin, or else it gets the hose again,"
Zwischenzug
intoned, nasally.
What could Zwischenzug have been doing? Trying to use the magic
of the harp
to loosen Valik's skin? Needless to say, Valik was in
a quandary. Frustrated, he zapped the harp all over his skin,
despite its
inability to save him from death.
"Now it puts the harp in the basket," Zwischenzug said in the
same nasal
voice.
As Zwischenzug was raising the harp in the basket, which also
contained a
lantern to provide light, Valik could see scratch marks
made by fingernails in the walls of the well.
He began screaming, and Zwischenzug couldn't help but grab his
shirt and mock
his hapless victim.
"Ahhhhhh!"
"Ahhhhhh!"
Sender Bulthar
Date Tue Jan 16 19:29:19 2007
Subject [ ] * (SLAIN) [Mercenary ] Bounty Hunter
Groth I make probl
I met this goblin playing some dice
At first I thought, "This is nice"
Until
I took all his money
He didn't find it very funny.
The goblin got mad
It made me kind of sad
We could be friends
This isn't
how it has to end
I shouted at him
He seemed pretty dim
He drew his sword
I was growing bored
He attacked swiftly
I dodged it rather niftily
Smacking him on the head
He
fell to the ground like he was dead
OOC: 24 to Groth, good fight, looted a zivilyn backpack and some
mondraiken shirt.
Sender Bulthar
Date Thu Jan 18 22:08:56 2007
Subject Yirmesh
I summoned and slept him, then he drowned, no slain flag but I
felt compelled
to note it anyway.
24 hours, looted some container.
Sender Bulthar
Date Sat Jan 20 15:38:33 2007
Subject [ ] * (SLAIN) Prophet Vindo, Champion of
Evil
I was on the hunt, I was feeling the rush.
I heard a noise, stupid pet snake, hush!
This had been a long time in coming.
Quiet in these woods, then I heard footsteps running.
A man rushed by, but not my target.
I waited, soon I was about to say...farg it?
Finally I spotted him heading my way.
This would definitely make my day.
I steadied and readied my Viper.
Vindo, get ready to meet the piper.
I ambushed the man, he was suprised as hell.
In fact, as I recall, he let out a loud girly yell.
I threw my pet, he surrounded his neck.
I call it the Vindo Viper, you know, what the heck.
Soon Vindo lay unconscious, but what did you expect?
My Vindo Viper put a hurting on that derelict.
24 hours to Vindo, and now you've been pk'd dude :-p
Oh, I looted a lot of shit he wasn't wearing.
Sender Bogoljubov
Date Tue Jan 23 13:10:15 2007
Subject Isahn
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your
door?"
The human's brow crinkled for a second in concentration. "I give
up. What?"
"Matt!" Bogoljubov revealed, with a sly grin.
"Haha, I get it."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who fell in the
ocean?"
"Hmm, I don't know."
"Bob!"
The human chortled in delight. "I see what you're doing now."
The sly grin widened, showing teeth. "You do? Ok, how about this
one. What do
you call a man with both arms and legs who's vomitting blood?"
The human turned his back and thought for several moments, then
turned back
triumphantly. "Ralph!"
"Nope!" Bogoljubov lightly replied.
"Then what do you call him?"
"Isahn!" Bogoljubov revealed, catching the human in the gut with
a sudden
bodyshot.
Isahn started back, then crumpled into himself like a discarded
accordion.
Bogoljubov walked away, chuckling to himself. Matt! That was a
good one.
Sender Bogoljubov
Date Tue Jan 23 15:15:03 2007
Subject Muradin
"What kind of game is this?" the cleric whispered to the kender
next to him,
afraid to break the unnatural silence.
"I'm not sure," the kender spat out in a giggling whisper, "It
came from the
east somewhere - maybe New Thalos or one of those towns.
A thug kneaded the head of a pitbull next to him, and, in an
attempt to
relieve the tense atmosphere, piped in:
"Whoever this robed guy is, they say he's the 23rd best in the
world at it.
Well in this century, at least."
The robed figure moved one of the black horses in an L shape and
then leaned
back with a smug smile. The fingertips of Croaker, his
opponent, reached forward and then hesitated. With a frustrated
snarl,
Croaker knocked one of his white pieces over and stood
up in disgust. "You see," the robed man said, standing up and
bowing. "The
white pieces are a great advantage.
When I am white, I win because I am white. However," here he
paused for
dramatic effect,
"when I am black, I win because I am Bogoljubov!"
"That would be an impressive feat indeed," a voice called from
the crowd,
weaving through it like smoke.
"Would?!"
"...if we cared about your little marble horsies and and castles
and whatever
those phallic symbols are called."
Bogoljubov chuckled, seeming to laugh it off, until he turned and
hit the
intruder straight in the head with the table.
After blacking out from more rage than he'd felt in his entire
life,
Bogoljubov woke up with swollen knuckles, a crushed bottle in his
side, and
for some reason the taste of gravy in his mouth. It was at least
a triple
whammy of strange awakenings.
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Thu Jan 25 22:25:18 2007
Subject This, is a chemical burn
"What do you want to do that for?" Reks asked.
"I dunno, I don't want to die without any scars. Come on, it'll
be fun. Just hit me."
"Where?"
"I don't know... surprise me!" Zwischenzug hopped up and down in
anticipation.
"Owww! What the hell?" Zwischenzug yelped, grabbing the side of
his head.
"You told me to hit you," Reks protested.
"You hit me in the ear!"
The two men fought each other for fun throughout Palanthas. It
was hard to
say who was winning at any one point, but both men were looking
thoroughly
bruised and both felt thoroughly alive.
Reks butted them both through the door of the closed apothecary
shop and
reared back to finish Zwischenzug with a wild haymaker, but the
other man
darted forward like a snake, catching his fist kissing it.
"What the hell is this?"
In response, Zwischenzug grabbed a box of lye from the counter
and upended it
on the kiss mark.
After they neutralized the burn with vinegar that night, the two
men began to
see the world with different eyes.
Sender Lothoemas
Date Fri Jan 26 12:55:04 2007
Subject Claloc
I slayed the hell out of Claloc for playing WoW. (24HR
Protection, 2 things looted)
Sender Lothoemas
Date Fri Jan 26 13:44:43 2007
Subject Aurius
24 hours to Auriusfrom HO Dark for being a renegade.
Sender Vishar
Date Wed Jan 31 17:36:56 2007
Subject radamon
After my long journey from the army camps I decided to cut lose a
bit and try
my hand at fishing. With all the rucus going on I really hadn't
had much
time.
I went back to my faithful fishing hole on Lake Crystalmir.
Seemed as if
nothing had changed since the last time I was here.
So I baited up and sat back relaxing drinking some mead. When
all of the
sudden I noticed a figure appear on the lake.
He seemed to be floating across it scaring all the fish away I
yelled out to
him and told him that this was my spot if he wanted to walk on
water go
somewhere else.
I had been waiting for this for a while now and i couldn't jus
let someone
come floating by and ruin my time. Her never said a word just
kept floating
closer and closer.
I yelled out to him once more and told him that if he did not
leave at once I
would be forced to remove him.
A small grin crossed his blank face but he never uttered a word.
He seemed to
be trying to test me to see how far i would go before I broke.
At that time I stood drew my weapon and told him that He had made
a grave
error in trying to provoke me. He started to utter some words but
in the time
it took him to chant a spell I was out in the water and closing
fast.
I drew back and let loose a flury of punches he seemed stunned
whatever he was
doing to float this must have broken his concentration as he fell
to the
water.
I punched the man once more just to make sure he was out and left
him to flaot
upon the water.
I then went back collected my stuff and headed back to the camps.
24 to radamon from KOT 2 WGs looted 24 revoked after he attacked
me.
Sender Lanfer
Date Wed Jan 31 18:20:08 2007
Subject Vishar
Was trying to duel Aurius and he jumped me
He died and got full looted
Too bad for him
24 to the KoT dude from Me and I guess Sol
Sender Ridel
Date Mon Feb 5 14:03:27 2007
Subject Mad CoW Disease
I couldn't believe it ehrn I heard there was actually a Cow
running
through palanthas causing Havoc all over the place. So I grabbed
a rope and
a club and set off after it. I found it near the Great Dome
kicking wagons
a pooping all over the place. I dove on the beast and tied a
rope around
it. It then flung me off but I still held tightly on the rope.
I looked
around for something I could tie this thing to.. Ahh ha I said
as I found a
large piller. I called forth some more guards and we reined the
beast down
but as soon as we had it secure the rope broke and the cow ran
for the Hills
never to be seen again. THE END...... 24 to Aurius Found him
eating
lettuce in one of the Merchant wagons.
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Mon Feb 5 17:10:15 2007
Subject Urine for some pain!
The elf's body must've been showered with pain, Zwischenzug
thought, as he saw
him tumble down the stairs.
As Goldenleaf started crawling to his feet at the base of the
tower,
Zwischenzug uttered the words to a rare, alternative cantrip.
Suddenly, hot
yellow beams shot out of the air, hosing Goldenleaf down in
agony.
As Goldenleaf lay writhing, Zwischenzug stole a small amount of
booty for the
Orlouge and disappeared into the
bustle of the streets.
Sender Ukiah
Date Tue Feb 6 12:24:01 2007
Subject Lover or fighter? Lorthiras
Ukiah smelled arms, them stinky, nice nice. She likes.
Under arms, make her almost faint, surely gully boys like!!
Her walk up on way to Hepo, him sure give her some sugar today,
see
strange man staring at her, hooman too! Hm, why no? She gives her
bestest gully smile and tugs at her top a little to make her
dirty
nubs show a teensy bit...
Man begin to look her up and down, but not look happy, him look
like
want to fights!!!
Ukiah sniff sadly, then throw dagger at man, him run fast, she
chase,
if no ruck then right, er fight! Her chase him all around mound
into
trash back out, not looking tough now no no Mr tall Clean man!
Womp, him trip on a dirty sock and bash head. Sleeps well, so
Ukiah
take back dagger out of hims leg and hims money, all 2 coins. Her
peeks in hims shorts, smaller than Hepo!!
(OOC: Lorthiras started considering me in gully, I thought of it,
then
considered sticking a dagger in him, worked well. 24 hours
protection
from the love goddess of gully dwarves)
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Wed Feb 7 19:32:01 2007
Subject Paige
The coins in Zwischenzug's pocket clanked together with a lightly
ominous
jingle as he stalked the hallways.
As per their bargain, he could feel Ulthar's presence in the
room.
His fellow sailor really enjoyed his snuff scries.
Zwischenzug could've knocked Paige out easily with a blow to the
back of her
exposed head as he crept up behind her, but he knew he had to
draw it out to
earn his full payment.
He grabbed her by the shoulder and spun her around, making sure
to backhand
her across the mouth where it would draw blood but keep her
conscious.
He blocked her surprised counterattack and threw her into the
wall, laughing.
"That's right, make it look good," he said.
He could feel Ulthar's voice in his head, "That's it! I knew
you'd be a
natural at this."
His victim's cries for quarter were drowned out by the
ever-loudening clank of
coins in his pocket.
Sender Emla
Date Fri Feb 9 10:25:40 2007
Subject Bromahn
I noticed mean looking ogre running around with bloody dagger in
his hands so
i desided that its my duty as priestess to warn him not to run
with dagger in
his hand.
When i grapped his jacket and tryed to stop him he tripped down
and hurt
himself badly to his bloody dagger...Oops!
24h to Bromahn from Wanderlust and Holy Order Light
Sender Bromahn
Date Fri Feb 9 10:33:14 2007
Subject Chongo
Ugghhh ahh yeah haha there it is. I said to myself the Smiling
Mug.
I slowly reached into my pouch to see what money I had left and
all i Found
was a hole in tho bottom of it.
I growled angrily to myself It must have been one of those damn
kenders.
those little guys are everywhere.
Well that changed nothing i still wanted to get drunk and I
needed money fast.
Just then i noticed .
A Merchant was unloading some boxes from a ship. Seemed like he
was the only
one around so i waited for him to grab another of the heavy
boxes.
when he started back I tripped him and he fell hard on the box
knocking
himself unconcious.
(24 hours to chongo from Marauder and Me )
Sender Aurius
Date Fri Feb 9 11:59:48 2007
Subject Ridel
After my fight in palanthas a few days ago.. I decided to heal
and head
back to solace and check in with my mercenary allies. As i
passed over the
bright blue lake in solace i saw someone flying behind me a
ways.. So i
ducked up into some nearby clouds and waited to see who might be
following
me. After a few moments i got a full view of who it was.. It
was Ridel..
The one who had taken me by surprise in palanthas.. So i figured
one good
turn deserved another. Flying as close as i could without him
seeing me..
I uttered a quick spell that dispeled any enchantments he had
upon him..
The look in his eyes was enough for me to know it had worked.
Swooping
after him to make sure he was done.. I seen him crash near the
edged of the
westside of the lake with a profound crash. After seeing his
arms and legs
all akimbo.. I knew he'd not follow me anytime soon.. So i left
him there
and reported to my allies in search of some information.
(OOC) removed ridels killer.. 24 for him from me:)
Sender Lorthiras
Date Fri Feb 9 15:53:09 2007
Subject Seiryo
"Wait here" a veiled shadowy figure nodded in acknowledgement,
"This will only
take a second."
I walked away for a few moments before encountering a man, there
was something
different about him, his scent, he did not smell like foul stench
of the city,
no something much more insidious, vile nature reaked from him. He
is the one i
thought, he will do. a quick stab and he was knocked out, for an
hour, day,
maybe forever, it didn't matter, if he would awaken he would find
it easier to
travel with less weight to burden him. the shadowy figure
snickered, "Mighty
cold of you."
i glanced at him for a few moments "Lets keep moving."
(24 to Seiryo, 2 or 3 stock items looted)
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Sun Feb 11 01:14:02 2007
Subject "Seiryo Connah?"
"Y-Yes, that's me," Seiryo said, answering the door.
Without another word, Zwischenzug reached into his leather jerkin
and pulled
out his hand crossbow, leveling it at Seiryo with a flat look in
his eyes.
As he was about to pull the trigger, something heavy hit him from
the side,
knocking him off his feet.
Zwischenzug woodenly rose, but Ridel emptied his arbalest into
his chest,
sending him through a nearby window.
"My Branchala..." Seiryo said, "What's going on? Who are you?"
Ridel just held out his hand, "Come with me if you want to live."
"But we should be safe now. You just killed that man."
"He's not dead. And he's not a man."
Already, Zwischenzug was rising to his feet again, even with a
quarrel the
size of a small child's arm sticking out of his chest.
Ridel and Seiryo made their way to Ridel's carriage. The upper
half of
Seiryo's body was still in shock and had to be pulled along, but
his legs had
been galvanized by fear. They jumped in and Ridel pulled the
reins hard.
Just then the carriage ceiling thumped, and Zwischenzug's hand
punched through
it, reaching for Seiryo.
Ridel uttered some quick words and lobbed a fireball out the
window and up,
igniting and dislodging their murderous stowaway.
"Are we safe YET?"
"We're going to need weapons in case he comes back. Hand me my
arbalest."
"Your what.. you mean that thing? I was supposed to be carrying
it?"
"You mean we left it back there!"
The back of the carriage thumped in a much sharper way than the
ceiling had,
and Seiryo gasped in response to the hard cylinder he felt in his
back.
Sender Lorthiras
Date Sun Feb 11 11:47:49 2007
Subject Paige
"you've set your sights on a woman this time, you weren't brought
up right"
chuckled a familiar voice. I snicked softly "we have to do what
we can to
survive." chuckling in a low voice "Thats irrelevant." I gazed
idly at the
walls and ceiling until it was time.
"wait here" I spoke without looking at the figure, he merely
nodded his head
in his usual manner. She appeared and I engaged the woman, and
struck through
the confusion, ending it clean and quickly, I took a final glance
at the
knocked out woman before grabbing her coin purse and disappearing
into
darkness. The figure looked up at the blood in my hands "quite a
demon you've
become." I swung my pack over my shoulder and replied "We need to
keep
moving."
(24 Hours to Paige, looted a globe)
Sender Barp
Date Sun Feb 11 14:13:45 2007
Subject Bromahn
Barp was lounging about the stalls of Palanthas flinging poop and
having
a blast, when a big Ogre came in, spatula in hand. He looked
mighty
fearsome to the innocent gully, who only had a wooden toy sword.
As the
ogre laughed at the gully and turned to leave, he was greeted
with two fists
full of poop in the back. "Dumb Orger. Hamburger flinger things
no hurt
Barp. Barp magic man! " Barp pulled a chicken feather from the
muck and
waved it at the ogre, who proceeded to stalk towards him,
undoubtedly
seeking revenge for the poop on his back. Just as the "orger"
was about to
reach him, Barp finished his spell. The ogre happened to slip in
the muck
and land face first in a fresh pile of horse poop. "Told you
Barp magic
man! Wazzat saying? Shake N' Bake! " Barp stood up and walked
over the
ogre, stepping roughly on his back.
(24 Hours to Bromahn)
Sender Bogoljubov
Date Sun Feb 11 17:16:15 2007
Subject Osay can you see...
On his way to razing a village, Bogoljubov encountered a strange
elf sitting
by the side of the road.
"Did you know that I'm written in C?" Masticore asked, imitating
Puff at her
most annoying.
Bogoljubov heard an ominous cracking sound, like a tree falling
down in this
distance.
"What did you say? What the hell is C?"
Masticore shrugged. "Why don't you just google it?"
The cracking sound grew louder and closer, and Bogoljubov
realized it wasn't a
tree falling down.
It sounded more like an invisible wall was breaking.
"...Google?" he asked with some trepidation. "Is that like to
ogle at
something?"
"No, idiot, it's a search engine. Just click on Internet
Explorer on your
desktop and go to www.google.com"
The 'wall' seemed to split open slightly, and Bogoljubov could
make out vague
shapes of an awful world, of bearded,
alien dwarves with orange powder on their mouths staring into
glowing boxes as
if transfixed.
Whatever was happening had to be stopped.
"Anyway, I've got to go afk, my Hot Pockets are almost dmmmmph!"
Masticore was
cut off by Bogoljubov's colorful pillow
over his nose and mouth.
Bogoljubov pressed down with all the desperation in his arms and
chest.
Sender Bogoljubov
Date Sun Feb 11 22:06:10 2007
Subject Up in Smoke!
Some strange smoke was wafting out of a carriage as Bogoljubov
walked past it,
so he decided to investigate.
Inhaling the smoke made him cough, and then the coughing turned
into laughter.
He knocked on the carriage door, and Chongo stuck his head out.
They both
coughed and laughed together.
"Hey man," Chongo said, "Got any big pot pies or something? I'm
extremely
hungry!"
Bogoljubov didn't know what to say. It's not that the question
was very
confusing, but he just couldn't remember.
"Heeheee!" Bogoljubov giggled. "I was gonna kill you, but like
uh... uh...
you have a nice day now."
After he got home and took a bath, Bogoljubov remembered what he
was
originally going to do, so he walked back to the carriage
and set it on fire.
Just like that, Chongo went up in smoke!
Sender Thelas
Date Tue Feb 13 16:56:18 2007
Subject [ Sea Elf ] * (SLAIN) Rouuthav plays with Blern's
balls,er, plays B
Rouuthav the KILLER
That hunt was a THRILLER
I could go for a MILLER
Rouuthav is no longer a KILLER.
I removed his killer from us killing Jahrun.
Sender Rouuthav
Date Tue Feb 13 17:03:29 2007
Subject The Beef With Ja
Rouuthav and Thelas sat outside The Rusty Rudder with their 40oz
ales
wrapped in brown parchment.
'Damn, man, I'm so sick of that wanksta Ja frontin' when it comes
to our
crew, ' Thelas said, shaking his head.
'No doubt, no doubt, son, ' Rouuthav agreed, gulping down some of
the ale.
'I got shot nine times, man, I'm not gonna let some punk bitch
get over on
us. ' 'So what we gonna do, B? ' Thelas asked.
'Leave it to me, man... ' Rouuthav said, with a dangerous look
in his eyes.
Later on, Jahrun was walking down the street in Palanthas singing
to himself
'Where would I be without my baby... ' when the sound of horses
hooves
clomped louder and louder towards him. A carriage thundered up
to Ja, and
Thelas and Rouuthav leaned out of it, both firing crossbows at
him. Jahrun
fell to the ground, blood spilling from his wounds.
As the carriage rode away, Rouuthav shouted out to anyone who
could hear,
'DON'T FUCK WITH 50 COPPER, SON! '
-Thelas and I killed Jahrun, nothing looted-
-Rouuthav, aka, 50 Copper...
Sender Lanfer
Date Wed Feb 14 08:07:30 2007
Subject Aurius
Killed Aurius..... Aparently ooc help wasent ok in THIS instance
so I had to give everything back. Who knew having someone closing
doors for you wasent ok *grin*
24 to him if he wants it
Sender Makarth
Date Wed Feb 14 12:17:15 2007
Subject ridel
killed ridel, then it crashed - lucky bastard.
Sender Aurius
Date Wed Feb 14 14:46:20 2007
Subject Khin
I was shopping in Palanthas trying to be descreet and found some
pickpocket ruffleing through a pack he had just lifted from me.
Not quite
caring much for someone thieving from me i set off after him..
Luckily one
of those snooty aristocrats had noticed the thief taking my pack
and kept
pointing him out to me. Catching up to him and blasting him with
spells the
thief quickly fell to his knee's begging me for his pathetic
life. Bleeding
and with a foul puddle of urine surrounding him.. I held my nose
and
carefully picked up my bag he dropped and kicked the fool in the
ribs with a
hoof. Gathering my stuff i quickly chanted a spell to turn
myself
invisible.. Making for the harbor hoping for a quick and easy
escape.
Sender Aurius
Date Wed Feb 14 14:47:15 2007
Subject Khin 2
oh yea..24 blah blah blah
Sender Aurius
Date Thu Feb 15 10:39:27 2007
Subject Lothoemas
Whilst on my way back to my mercenary allies stronghold in solace
i was
accosted by a fairly evil cleric of sorts. Meditating i didnt
notice the
man shadowing me till he cast a spell that had vines and roots
trying to
entrap me.. Luckily i had several spells prepared to ward off
plants and
animals since i was traveling through the forests. Since my
spells negated
his.. I started casting magic missiles at the man.. Completely
keeping him
off balance and rendering him senseless from the pummeling. As i
cast the 4
group of them.. The man fell to the side in a puddle of his own
blood and
urine. Walking over to the prone and semi conscious man i took
pity on
him.. For he was completely naked and unarmed.. Dropping a few
coins i
left the wretch in a heap and went back on my way.
24 to loth from me.
Sender Makarth
Date Thu Feb 15 17:41:21 2007
Subject aurius
killed him..it was easy.
24 hours protection.
Sender Makarth
Date Thu Feb 15 18:43:45 2007
Subject Lanfer
It had been some time before I had been to Palanthas, and even
more time
since I last caused any disruptions of any sort around the area.
A Solamnic
knight attempted to stop me from causing any disruptions - I
disrupted him
good.
24 to Lanfer
Sender Ridel
Date Thu Feb 15 21:24:10 2007
Subject Aurius
I had heard that there was a big commotion in palanthas earlier
that day.
I was unable to stop this but I heard they might still be around.
so I set out
on patrol to see what i could dig up.
several of the citizens said that they saw a minotaur wreaking
havoc around
here and that he said something in the bar about maybe visiting
Caergoth.
I followed his trail to caergoth where i found him drunk at the
bar. I wore a
cloak so as not to give away who i was.
I pulled up a chair near the end and started talking to a man
about what had
happened in palanthas and how the person who did must have been
some great
mage. (Lies ofcourse) No sooner then I said that he stood up and
said yeah
hahahaha i did that.
I stood up and walked over to the Minotaur he wreaked of booze
and cheap
perfume. He walked with a limp so i had known he was injured,
I removed my cloak and revealed my mace i told the man he was
wanted for
crimes in palanthas but he wasn't gonna come easy.
He bawled up his hand into a fust and tried to punch me i stepped
out of the
way and smacked him on the back of the head.
He stumbled awkardly And grabbed a chair which he threw at me. He
was Drunk
and I knew i would be thrashing this place so i whistled loudly
and a few
Guards came in and tried to restrain him.
He threw them off and took off out the door like a bolt of
lightning.
I tried my hardest but he was just too damn fast.
this would have to wait for another day.
(24 to auri which is revoked for attacking nothing looted.)
Sender Barp
Date Thu Feb 15 22:19:20 2007
Subject Rouuthav
Barp screamed and ducked for cover as the carriage rode past. He
happened to catch a glimpse of the man, "50 Copper," before he
withdrew back
into the carriage. Rushing over to the man with the bolts in his
chest,
Barp quickly drew out a bottle of perfume and began beating the
man with it,
hoping to perform some of his magic. At that time a cleric ran
up and
prayed to Paladine, healing the young man. Pleasantly surprised
with
himself, Barp shook his own hand and wandered off.
Later on..
Barp was wandering around the stalls of an administrative
building when he
heard a small commotion inside. Climbing up on an overturned
bucket he
peered inside and saw none other than 50 Copper himself! He
overheard the
men talking: "Yo pops I did over that little Ja punk like you
wanted. Now
where's my loot? "
The old man trembled as he responded, "I.. I.. Don't have it
with me.
I'll have to go get it.. If.. You'll excuse me. "
50 Copper leveled a hand held crossbow and said, "No way old man,
not this
time. You been frontin me since day one. You're in for it now
pops. "
During this whole scene, Barp had snuck threw the window and
stood behind
the man wearing big, big robes: 50 Copper. As snuck around, Barp
slowly
withdrew his magic rock on a string. Twirling it, he squinted
his eyes shut
tight and thought about a spell. At that instant the rock
slipped from his
chubby little fingers and wrapped around 50 Copper's legs, just
as he was
about to take a step. The man in big, big robes tripped and
fell, smashing
his head into the old man's desk. He was out like a light. The
old man
stood shocked for a moment as Barp opened his eyes and exclaimed,
"Hmm,
magic not work this time. He 'sposed to go 'way. 'Stead he just
sleep. Me
have to work on go 'way spell smore. " With that, Barp retrieved
the rock
on a string and shook hands with himself (because the old man was
still in
shock). He departed quickly in search of further adventures.
In the meantime, the old man came to his senses and bound and
gagged 50
Copper. He took him out back to see some old friends, a goblin
thug by the
name of Lloyd Banks.
24 Hours to Rouuthav, looted some diamonds, a restring, and a
boring scroll
to replace the one I used.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rouuthav goes to sleep.
Rouuthav informs the Royal Advisor he has completed
his quest.
The Royal Advisor says in Common 'Congratulations on completing
your quest!'
Sender Aurius
Date Fri Feb 16 06:29:38 2007
Subject makarth
(mak and i were fighting in pal pit (him being a killer and all)
i got him
low..he fled into croaker and died..i only looted the staff he
looted from me
Sender Khin
Date Fri Feb 16 08:13:31 2007
Subject Aurius
He thought he was all that..turned out he wasnt.
24 hours protection to aurius.
Sender Emla
Date Fri Feb 16 08:39:47 2007
Subject (SLAIN) Khin
I was looking new herbs for the Caergoth park and suddenly i got
feeling that
i was watched.
When I started to cast my protection spells someting went wrong,
seems that I
used wrong hand movement and protective spell turned to nasty
wall of flames
that burned whole park down.
When smoke cleared i noticed badly burned man and he was moaning
someting
about mean kenders.
When I tryed to cast my healing spell on him he run away
screaming...seems
that i have that affect on humans and minotaurs.
24h hours to (killer)(thief)Khin from Wanderlust and HO Light I
looted just
some coins.
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Fri Feb 16 13:21:23 2007
Subject You are Unworthy
Lorthiras awoke from a fitful sleep to find himself shivering and
suffering.
The room was dark, but the dim glow from a grey orb of light
allowed him to
gradually make out shapes.
He gasped in shock. He had no idea how he'd gotten there, and
thrashed around
in a blind panic before
focusing his attention on the outlines in the room gave him
balance.
The room was 8 feet square, with only the darkness of the very
farthest
corners being impenetrable.
A closed grey backpack was on the floor at his feet, and there
was a strong
iron door that he found to be locked.
"What the hell is this?!"
"Hello, Lorthiras," a garbled voice entered Lorthiras' head, "I
want to play a
game."
For years you've locked the people around you out of your life,
presenting as
little as possible to them.
Now, I'm going to lock you out of your life, unless you can pass
my test. I've
injected you with a slow-acting poison.
Probably, you can feel yourself shivering and suffering already.
There's a
healer nearby, but you'll have to get out of
this room. The key is in the backpack at your feet. All but one
of them will
zap an evil person upon touching them.
Hahahaha. Let the games begin..."
Lorthiras screamed, "Who the hell are you?!"
Then, in a panic he opened the backpack and looked inside. There
were 200
identical brass keys. With a sick twist in
his stomach, he grabbed the first one and was zapped. "Dammit!"
His finger
was bleeding a little bit.
He grabbed for a second, a third, a fourth, zapping himself each
time and
screaming from the pain.
"Somebody help me!"
The pain, frustration, and the urgency of the poison was too much
for him. In
desperation he grabbed all of the keys at
once, in two arm-fulls, and his skin exploded.
"You sick bastard," Kierkegaard cried, chasing Zwischenzug to the
end of the
docks.
Get back here, murderer!"
Zwischenzug laughed, unmooring the Orlouge and casting off, "Me?
I've never
murdered anyone in my life."
Sender Lothoemas Date Sat Feb 17 11:33:24 2007
Subject
revenge upon a thieving bastard
I was wandering through Palanthas when I heard a ruckus.
That thieving bastard Khin was at it again. With little effort I
imposed the
will of Chemosh
upon him, and he answered to my every whim. I then proceeded to
madden him
with the cries of empty
souls and then finally brought upon him the wrath of Chemosh.
For the most part full loot, gave back everyone stuff that he
stole from
everyone over the past
few days. (24 Hours to Khin)
Sender Aurius
Date Sat Feb 17 12:32:12 2007
Subject khin
Still in disguise in Palanthas i decided to see if i could find
that
thieveing scoundrel Khin. Using several techniques as well as a
few spells
i found some fairly interesting news from some of his ilk.. What
i left of
them anyways. Hearing he was near the docks i snuck in and laid
a careful
trap for him. Casting several spells around the area to prevent
him from
going far, i layed in wait with a spell on my lips. Finally what
seemed
like hours he crept around the corner and right within the range
of my
spell. Softly chanting i cast the spell on him.. Rendering him
unable to
move.. After a few more spells he was rendered useless for
anything aside
from a doorstop. Slamming the butt of my staff into the back of
his head..
He was quickly layed unconscious and fell to the ground like a
slab of meat.
(OOC) killed khin..nothing looted since he fled into a provate
room..24 to him
from me.
Sender Barp
Date Sat Feb 17 12:38:53 2007
Subject Salas
Having just helped take care of the dreaded gangster, 50 Copper,
Barp was
feeling quite pleased with himself. So much so, that he decided
to have a
rat hunting expedition. As he tracked down several rats in the
sewers, he
stumbled across a man in robes. He gasped, "50 Plopper! " He
slowly pulled
out his rock on a string and began twirling it. Squinching his
eyes shut,
he whispered magical words. Damn his chubby fingers! The string
slipped
again. This time it struck a rat near the guy in robes. The rat
went into
a frenzy and bit the guy in the ankle. The man fell forward and
his head
struck a rock, causing him to fall unconscious.
When he opened his eyes, he saw that the man was still there.
"Ugh, go 'way
spell didn't work again. They just keep getting bored and going
sleep. "
Lifting up the man's hood with his foot, Barp gasped. "You not
50 plopper!
Phew! Sleep well big robe man. " He put the man's hood back
down and went
off in search of more rats, not realizing that the man was
sleeping in a
puddle of sewer drainage. As he ran off, echoes of "Shake N'
Bake" could be
heard throughout the sewers.
24 Hours to Salas, nothing looted. Thanks to Nasturn for the
challenge of
trying to pk someone and dodge a highbie helper.
Sender Aurius
Date Sat Feb 17 16:03:02 2007
Subject Ridel.
Still in Palanthas enjoying the feel of a fresh blood, a solamnic
knight
approached me and started asking me questions about the recent
mugging on
the other side of town. Traveling incognito i surely didnt want
this wretch
to dig too much.. He seemed to have a divine glow about him..
Not
something i cared to be around.. Since i have beat this knight
to a pulp
several times before. Answering his questions to the best of my
abilities
without trying to seem false the knight started to walk away..
Muttering to
himself as he did so. Slowly the knight turned back to me and by
the look
of surprise i knew he had cast a true seeing spell of sorts and
found me
out. So i did what i did last time we faced each other.. I
quickly slammed
my staff in his gut then started preparing a spell while he was
stunned.
Shaking the fog from his head a little too late Ridel was hit
with a
stinning blast from a fireball.. Luckily i prepared several
spells in which
to negate the heat comeing toward me.. Ridel was quickly toss
about the
room with his hair and robes on f fire while i left him to his
fate..
Inside an abandoned burning house near the outskirts of the city
walls..
Close enough for the blast to summon the nearby guards. Getting
outside and
slipping on a ring of invisibility i picked up in a bazaar near
solace from
my mercenary friends, i quickly headed toward my favorite inn
outside the
gates. Keeping catious the whole time and thinking of the
delicious
lambchops the innkeeper makes so well, not to mention the chilled
ale he
keeps in the cellar just for me.
(OOC) Ridel had a killer so i helped him remove it... Sort of:)
24 to ridel
from me.. Good fight dude.
Sender Rouuthav
Date Sun Feb 18 00:54:12 2007
Subject PK Unit!
Rouuthav walked up to the spot where he had been told to meet up
with
Zwischenzug. He nodded to his accomplice when he got there,
looking down on
the snoring gully dwarf.
'Is this him? ' Zwischenzug asked.
'Fo sho, fo sho... That's the homie that knocked my ass out the
other
day... They call him Young Barp. I was about to merc his ass in
the Great
Dome when he tried to grab my ice and took off. '
'I don't even know what you just said, ' Zwischenzug began, then
lowered his
sword. 'What about now? '
'What now? Let me tell you what now. Im'a call a couple hard,
pipe hittin'
niggas to go to work on our holmes here with a pair of pliers and
a torch.
You hear me talkin' gully boy? I ain't through with you by damn
sight.
I'ma get Pre-Cataclysm on yo' ass. '
Zwischenzug swallowed. 'I mean what about you and me. '
Rouuthav nodded. 'Oh... THAT "what now". I tell you "what now"
between
you and me. Not no more. Two things: One, don't even tell no
one about
this. This thing here is between me, you and Mr.
Soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain
here.
Two: you leave town tonight, right now, and when you're gone, you
STAY gone
or you'll BE gone. You've lost all your Palanthas privileges. '
Zwischenzug nodded and walked away, afraid of what would happen
between the
elf and the dwarf.
-Barp killed, nothing looted for obvious reasons, heh. 24 hours.
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Sun Feb 18 00:56:13 2007
Subject The Ultimate Scrapper
BP: Hello, this is Bupo Prego, and of course, our color
commentator, Hepo
Rogan.
The Scrap we have for tonight ought to be a classic, between two
warriors from
completely different schools.
HR: You can say that again. Let's look at the tale of the tape.
Zwischenzug weighs in at 220 lbs, giving a slight edge to
Goldenleaf's 235.
Goldenleaf always has the advantage in
wingspan, 6'3" to Zwischenzug's 6'0. Goldenleaf is also a
formidable striker,
while Zwischenzug is a submissions expert.
If Zwischenzug gets his way and takes this match to the ground,
I'd have to
give him an edge, unless Goldenleaf can
slip past that half-guard and mount a ground and pound attack.
BP: You also have to wonder how the experience difference is
going to play
out. Is the veteran Zwischenzug going to be able
to school the younger Goldenleaf inside the Lane tonight? Or is
youth going
to triumph?
HR: That's an excellent question, and that depends on how long
the match goes
on, if that fatigue starts to become a factor.
BP: There's the opening bell! Both men are coming out a little
tentative,
testing each other's reflexes.
Goldenleaf connects on a leg kick, but Zwischenzug shrugs it off.
Zwischenzug
is going for a takedown!
HR: Check out that great agility by Goldenleaf to stay on his
feet.
BP: And now the ref breaks them up. Whoa! Zwischenzug connects
out of nowhere
with a combination!
HR: Goldenleaf looks rocked. Yeah, he definitely got rocked
there.
BP: Here comes the takedown!
HR: Goldenleaf really has to avoid getting pushed up against the
wall here.
Good job pushing it away with his leg.
BP: Oh no, Zwischenzug takes advantage and rolls them.. he's got
his back!
He's got the rear naked choke locked on.
HR: Goldenleaf taps out! When someone's got their arm around
your throat and
they start squeezing, it just takes a couple seconds...
BP: What a fight!
Sender Rouuthav
Date Sun Feb 18 01:06:43 2007
Subject The Fresh Prince of Palanthas
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned
upside down
Now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and tell you
how I became
the prince of a town called Palanthas
In west of Neraka, born and raised, in Takhisis Square is where I
spent most
of my days
Chillin' out, maxin' relaxin' all cool and hangin' with the
Kapaks outside of
the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started makin'
trouble in my
neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're
moving with
your Auntie and Uncle in Palanthas"
I whistled for a carriage and when it came near, the sign on it
said "Fresh"
and had a dice in the, uh, front.
If anything I could see that this cab was rare, but I thought,
"Nah, forget
it...Yo, holmes, to Palanthas!"
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the
cabbie "Yo
holmes, smell ya later," I looked at my kingdom I was finally
there to sit on
my throne as the Prince of Palanthas
Rouuthav sat in the living room of the manor with his Uncle
Philanthras and
Aunt Vivalthas. His friend Jazzy Zwis entered the room.
He made some rude comments and jokes that I'm too lazy to write
about and then
Rouuthav was forced to throw him out the front door. He screamed
"Ah!"
-Removed Zwischenzug's killer
Sender Barp
Date Sun Feb 18 15:06:14 2007
Subject Salas
Barp was starting to get nervous. Everytime he bent over to tie
his
shoes he saw a man in big robes behind him. Scared that it was
50 Copper,
he darted into the Inn of the Last Home. Immediately, Tika
kicked him right
back out. And there was big robe man! He could think of nothing
else to do
but scream and bite the guy's ankles.
The man groaned in agony as he stumbled backwards and fell over
the railing
to the ground below. Barp heard a loud crunching sound and
crawled slowly
to the edge before peeking over. The robed man's hood had come
off and Barp
could distinguish his face. "Hey! You not 50 copper! Sleep
well! "
24 Hours to Salas, looted perishables
Sender Barp
Date Sun Feb 18 17:47:20 2007
Subject Ukiah the Manotaur
Barp screamed and clawed at his eyes, rolling around under his
single
blanket. Sitting straight up he realized that it was just a
dream. "Phew.
U-guy-uh not really here. Ugly gully prostitute sex manotaur not
real! "
Using his chubby fingers to wipe the sweat from his brow, he laid
back down
and stared up at the night sky through the holes in the stable
ceiling.
Suddenly, the lights went out and he felt a burning sensation all
over his
body. Shrieking, he cried, "Not the herpes! Or Gone-or-ea! "
He sat up
quickly and realized it was just a dream, not a gully prostitute
with a
horses head, like he had feared.
As he laid back down for a third time, he rolled onto his side
and came face
to face with the object of his nightmare! She began whispering
silent
nothings in his ear: "Come with me, me show you good time. You
can be horse
and I be jockey. Or the other way around. Personally, I like to
take
charge. Call me if you see what you like. Here's my card. "
She slipped a
note into his hands as he screamed and awoke a third time.
"Just a dream Barp, not real. " His voice echoed slightly in the
vast
stall. "Barp, not real. "
"What? Barp not real? No, Barp real! "
"Barp not real. "
"Stop copying Barp! "
"Stop copying Barp! "
"Who you? "
"Barp not real. "
Confused by the sudden difference of words, Barp sat there.
Opening his
mouth to speak, he stopped and scratched his head. He closed and
opened his
mouth several times and looked around him. It was then that he
noticed the
folded piece of paper in his hand. If he could read he's sure it
would have
said:
Dear Barp,
You have gushy.
I'm sure you good at pushy-pushy.
Come outside,
and feel my tushy.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
When Barp finished vomiting, he staggered out of the stable and
the manotaur
was holding a cheap knife. "You no pay for last night. "
Horrified at anything he might have done last night, he was
unprepared for
the thing to charge him. A fierce battle ensued and eventually
Ukiah lay in
the pile of Barp's throw up. He found two piles of rat droppings
in her bag
and grabbed them. Tossing the card on her back, Barp turned and
stumbled
off.. The burning sensation still remained.
24 Hours to Ukiah, looted two rat turds.
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Sun Feb 18 18:18:09 2007
Subject Ansy in the Pantsy
"Hey bro, can I borrow your sprite's flask?" 50 Copper asked,
panting,
"Running from Croaker's hard work, yo." "Sure," Zwischenzug
replied. 50 Copper
started chugging it, but then his eyes bulged and he grabbed his
throat,
unable to breathe. "Oh crap, I forgot to tell you.. that sprite's
flask was
full of maple syrup."
Removed Rouuthav's thief flag, 24 hour protection already up
because it took
me like 8 years to write this warnote.
Sender Beks
Date Mon Feb 19 03:00:06 2007
Subject Bert
I was walking through Palanthas and found that brute Bert, we
fought back and
forth before he fell to my blade, err, spatula.
24 hours, looted a restring coupon
-Beks
Sender Nasturn
Date Mon Feb 19 03:00:20 2007
Subject Aurius
He died, I own, goodbye.
Sender Brem
Date Mon Feb 19 03:01:13 2007
Subject boner
boner gated to me and thought he could take me, but i quickly cut
his head off
nothing looted
Sender Lothoemas
Date Mon Feb 19 14:27:19 2007
Subject KoS Sucks
24 hours to ridel
fire etched bracer + zircon looted.
Sender Ridel
Date Mon Feb 19 15:09:41 2007
Subject all the Kings men
We have been on this trail of this Mage for many days now and my
men were
growing tired. I told them that it would not be long before we
had him in
out grasp again. I decided that we should take a break for a
while and
regain some strength. There was a lake near by and we started
twards it
just then I spotted the foul beast he was bathing nude on the
other side. I
told the men to split up and circle in on him. He had no clue
what was
about to happen to him. I sounded my Horn and the men came down
on him like
a storm. Paniced he cast a spell that made the water
electrified. Twas not
good for most of the men the ones on the outside drew bows and
aimed in on
him. He dove under the water and resurfaced on the other side I
drew my bow
and made a quick shot striking him in the left shoulder he
stumbled a bit
then took off through the brush. We chased him for what seemed
like hours
with no sign of the Nekked Mage.
24 to joe aka aurius took bracer
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Mon Feb 19 15:51:50 2007
Subject She bangs!
Zwischenzug had somehow got stuck being the celebrity judge for
Palanthan
Idol, probably because Lanfer, who had made a name for himself as
the only
openly-gay Knight, was unavailable.
In any case, Zwischenzug was in a foul mood.
"Ok, bring the next one in and let's get it over with."
Salas Iceheart, an arktoid in billowy robes, strode in with
confidence.
"I'd like to see the song 'She Bangs' by Ricky uth Martin," Salas
began.
Salas began singing, "She bangs, she bangs. Oh baby when she
moves, she
moves..."
Zwischenzug coughed up his cosmopolitan, "You can't sing, you
can't dance.
What do you want me to say? You're horrible!"
When Salas exited the stage he was in such a fury that he beat on
the wall
until his hands went numb and he had to switch to his head,
beating that in
rage until he passed out.
Zwischenzug addressed those watching at home on their scryes,
"Next week we'll
continue the search for the next Palanthan Idol, and you'll be
able to write
in your votes in the Great Dome's noteboard."
Sender Ridel
Date Mon Feb 19 19:34:07 2007
Subject Hot on the trail
osay {* Fries are done.
After the incident at the lake It seemed we would never catch up
to him but we
pressed on.
I could find tracks here and there but he was hiding wis trail
well. i could
spot some smoke up ahead might be a village or something that can
help me.
I told the men to fan out and scout the area and see what it was.
They reported back and told me that it was an old farmhouse that
was nearly
burnt to the ground. I knew this was the work or of that
Meniachal sonova
bitch. this time he was gonna fall for good.
We searched around the farmhouse and found some tracks leading
from it into
the thick under growth.
Just as we started in one of my men screamed out in pain I heard
a loud clap
like thunder and he fell dead.
I saw the mage run off into the woods It seems he has stolen some
clother from
the farmer before he killed him. this man must be brought to
justice i sad to
myself.
I ran headlong after him and yelled back to the men to follow. I
was starting
to gain on him the forest was a bit too thich for him to manuver
well.
I drew a dagger and dove tward him he was not ready and landed on
his back
with the dagger burried deep into his stomach.
He reeled with pain and kicked me off i saw him unstopper a vial
and pour it
over the wound before taking off again.
I landed squarely into a tree that knocked the wind out of me.
I arose and started after him again but my men had already
cornered him
against a cave.
As I started in the Mage uddered a few words and a large ball of
hot flame
lanced from his fingertips
Most of teh men dropped rolling around to stop the burning i
drove forward and
slammed him into the wall hard.
he fell unconcious.
24 to auri he attacked i killed 24 to auri again looted bracer
back
Sender Emla
Date Tue Feb 20 01:27:39 2007
Subject (Thief) Eirith
I was taunting one rude minotaur in Palanthas back streets and
when he got
angry he attacked me.
Minotaur was not so smart after all as when i started to run
around him he got
confused and started to yell something in minotaur language. In
that point i
decided to cast one of my spells on him. I tried to cast my new
"cause
hiccups" spell on him but i missed and my spell landed on
hobgoblin that was
watching us and laughing to silly minotaur. Seems that laughing
and hiccups
dont fit as poor hobgoblin turned all blue and fell down. I
quickly casted my
healing spell on hobgoblin but i did not have time to see was it
working as
minotaur was getting even more angry.
When i fleed minotaurs was still turning around...i think it took
long time
from him to realize that kender was not there anymore. Minotaurs
are so fun.
24h to Eirith from Wanderlust & HO Light, nothing looted, he just
got killed
when i fighted with Moo.
Sorry Eirith that was a real kender oops.
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Tue Feb 20 20:02:55 2007
Subject death of marp and bucket
Mucket was having a tea party with his neighbor Barp, discussing
how he was
trying to move up in their
middle-class Palanthas society.
"Hi Mr. Mucket, I brought your package for you," Zwischenzug said
at the door.
Mucket tried to laugh it off, "Oh silly boy. It's pronounced
'Mouquet'."
Mucket invited Zwischenzug to stay for tea with him and Barp.
"You can sit anywhere you'd like, dear boy," Mucket said.
Zwischenzug started
to sit on the couch, "Not there!"
Zwischenzug jumped. This tea time was really grating on his
nerves.
Eventually, he just snapped, and when he woke up the tea was
spilled and
Mucket and Barp were lying in a pool of it.
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Wed Feb 21 15:37:18 2007
Subject Rinion
Rinion taunted me, he died, I corpsed him, but his pet was fully
eqed so he's
not cold at the moment.
Real warnote probably to follow, along with 24 hour protection.
Zwischenzug
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Wed Feb 21 16:56:19 2007
Subject How sweet it tasted!
Zwischenzug was minding his own business, when as he turned the
corner, Odessa
kicked him in the groin.
She strangely kicked at the air a couple more times after
Zwischenzug fell to
the ground. It was very strange.
Odessa dragged Zwischenzug to the edge of a yawning chasm and was
about to
hurl him over the side, but he reversed it!
Odessa went flying and barely managed to hang onto a strawberry
vine growing
alone the edge of the ravine.
She looked down, and at the center of the sickening drop the
orange and black
shapes of tigers were circling.
She looked up, and Zwischenzug was gone, but more tigers were
slowly
approaching her position.
Odessa steeled herself, plucked a strawberry, put it in her
mouth, and let go.
Sender Rouuthav
Date Wed Feb 21 18:06:17 2007
Subject Eat Fresh!
Rouuthav and Zwischenzug walked out of The Baker's Dozen, each
with a steaming
hot big pot pie. Zwischenzug inhaled the lovely smell rising from
his, while
Rouuthav took a bite.
'What I really love about these big pot pies is that they have
less fat,'
Zwischenzug began.
'Yeah, well, I like them because they have more meat,' Rouuthav
replied.
'Less fat,' Zwischenzug countered.
'More meat!' responded Rouuthav.
'Less fat!'
'More meat!'
'Less fat!'
'More meat!'
Frustrated, Rouuthav took his pot pie and shoved it into
Zwischenzug's face.
Zwischenzug screamed and clawed at his burning flesh while
Rouuthav shouted,
'MORE MEAT!'
-24 hours to Zwischenzug, looted a Subway coupon
-Rouuthav
Sender Beks
Date Thu Feb 22 18:00:46 2007
Subject Golden Discipline
I was traveling down the streets of and came upon my
target, .
I was so upset because of I
decided to trounce
him unmercifully.
I swung at with my and knocked him
unconscious.
-, 24 hour protection from , looted
-This warnote was outsourced to from
Sender Bulthar
Date Fri Feb 23 02:18:25 2007
Subject [ Bakali ] * (SLAIN) [ Shadow ] Koske.
Sometimes friends can become enemies
I like to keep them close
Sometimes friend can become enemies
I smoked a big fat Koske
Only 1 qi looted, per agreement beforehand. It happens, goodbye.
Sender Koske
Date Fri Feb 23 04:04:52 2007
Subject Re: Bulthar
Watch yourself in the future Bulthar, disrespect of the kind that
you showed
during our duel will not be tolerated. Shreds of decencey you
lack when it
comes to comradery and frendship.
It has become apparent that with this betreyal you will find
yoursef alone and
when your friends and guards are not there to protect
you...You'll have to
rely on my mercy.
Koske
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Sun Feb 25 22:08:58 2007
Subject A good narcotics knight should have narcotics in his
blood
Bromahn examined the red herbs they'd taken off those punk
kender, "This is
garbage--all dried up and full of seeds."
He started packing the herbs into a pipe. Zwischenzug laughed,
"You're not
going to smoke that, are you?"
"No," Bromahn replied, very seriously. "You are."
Zwischenzug had responded to an ad recruiting potential Solamnic
Knights, but
now he was starting to get the impression
that Bromahn wasn't who he said he was. "Like hell I am," he
replied.
The carriage jerked to a halt, and Bromahn had his crossbow aimed
at
Zwischenzug's head. "Bam. You're dead.
You turn down spellups on the street like that and you'll end up
dead."
Zwischenzug just blinked several times. He wasn
used to having a crossbow pointed at him. "Fine. Give me that
damn thing,
I'll smoke it."
Later during the ride, Zwischenzug started feeling groggy, and
the outside
looked strangely green.
Bromahn looked over, "Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog."
"What's wet?"
"Butt-naked. Ill. Sherms. Dust. OWP. Primos. Off White Potion.
That's what you
were smoking; you couldn't taste it?"
"Why did you do this to me?!"
"Nobody told you to smoke that thing. You made the decision. Live
with your
decision. Ain't like I put a crossbow to your head."
After similar disillusioning experiences, Zwischenzug finally
snapped and went
after Bromahn in his Gerighelm apartment,
where, after an exhausting fight, he got ahold of evidence
Bromahn had stolen
from the treasury and was holding him at
bowpoint. Several troubadors walked over, curious. "Whoever
puts a lute in
his ass is a rich man!" Bromahn shouted.
But they wouldn't have it anymore. Bromahn was finished, done.
"You go ahead
and bounce, Zwis," a troubador said, holding
a lute to Bromahn's head, "We got your back."
As Zwischenzug left with the evidence, Bromahn was still
shouting, "Oh you
ungrateful fools, you think you can do this to me?"
"I'm the law--you people just live here! Well I'm gonna burn this
whole place
down... the MEAT MONSTER ain't got shit on me!"
Sender Nettle
Date Mon Feb 26 14:31:43 2007
Subject Chatzuk
I got in argue with one ugly Goblin he told me that he is a mage
and i told
him that he does not look like a mage so he can't be real mage.
Goblin told me
that I look like his dead aunt and I told him that he was like
minotaurs back
side. After time we where rolling in the ground and yelling more
insults. When
goblin tossed his "magic" sand in my eyes I desided that it was
time to stop
this silly argue and I punched him in the nose.
24h to Chatzuks bleeding nose from the Wanderlust, nothing looted
Sender Balthazar
Date Mon Feb 26 15:37:28 2007
Subject Nettle
As I was wandering around, enjoying my delicious ice cream cone,
a little girl
stumbled across my path. She was all flustered and covered in
blood. I was
scared that some hooligan had attacked this poor child and went
to offer my
aid. As I approached the girl, I saw to my dismay that she was no
little girl,
but a kender. It was too late to turn back, as she had already
seen me, so I
continued with my original plan and asked her whether or not she
needed aid.
She informed me, in speedy gibberish that made me wonder if she
weren't part
gnome, that she had just gotten in a scuffle with an ugly little
goblin, and
that some guards were after her. I told her of a nice secluded
spot where she
could hide out til the heat was off. She thanked me and was
beaming with joy
as she walked off.
I felt as if I had done my good deed for the year, and returned
my attention
back to the delicious ice cream cone at hand. Much to my dismay,
it was gone.
Gritting my teeth, I trotted off to the cave where I had informed
the kender
to hide. Seeing her curled up in a little ball, sleeping
peacefully, almost
dispelled the rage I was feeling.
Suddenly memories of that delicious ice cream cone flooded my
thoughts,
fluttering images of that mouth watering lychee ice cream brought
the rage
back in full force. I descended upon the sleeping kender with
everything I
had, leaving her a bloody lump on the floor. Looted 2 bucks so I
can get more
ice cream.
24 hours to Nettle from Clave and Mariner, looted nothing.
removed a killer
flag
Sender Balthazar
Date Mon Feb 26 15:39:05 2007
Subject Makarth
24hrs to Makarth from clave/mariner, remove killer, looted his
finger. it was
delicious. proper warnote to come, i just finished one and my
creative juices
have run dry. lemme smoke this real quick, and i should have one
ready
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Tue Feb 27 22:30:34 2007
Subject death of Dhavine
Zwischenzug came upon a big transvestite from a series of John
Waters films
and started telling jokes about his weight.
She clutched her left arm and began to sink into the ground from
a heart
attack.
Zwischenzug was confused, "Are you having female troubles? Maybe
you
shouldn't eat your makeup like that."
Dhavine just slumped down into the gully dump, deep into mondo
trasho.
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Wed Feb 28 14:03:40 2007
Subject I'm trying to tell you how much I admire you
Zwischenzug and Blern had Odessa at bowpoint, but the approach of
a mysterious
carriage had caused Blern to leave Zwischenzug alone with Odessa
so he could
intercept it.
"Shut up you piece of trash," Zwischenzug said, trying to pay
attention to
what Blern was doing.
"I'm trying to tell you how much I admire you, Mariner. You and
that pretty
Beks."
"What'd you fuckin say?"
"Your friend Beks. You see, I visited the Great Dome after you'd
left this
morning. I tried to play the friendly aloof idler, but I'm afraid
Beks wasn't
too happy with me. So I took a souveneir.
"His pretty head."
"You're a liar!" Zwischenzug pressed his weapon against Odessa's
head. "You
lie!"
"Zwis!" Blern came running up after investigating the box found
in the
carriage. "Zwis! Give me your crossbow."
"Tell me he's lying. Tell me Beks is alright."
Blern dropped his crossbow. "Drop your weapon, Zwis."
"What's in the box?"
"Zwis, if you kill him, he will win."
"What's in the box? Come on, what's in the fucking box?"
"He begged for his life," Odessa began...
"Shut up!" Blern shouted.
"He begged for his life and for the life of the baby inside him."
"Shut up!" Blern backhanded him across the face.
"Oh... he didn't know."
Zwischenzug bowed his head, images of Beks' face flashing between
the current
of rage.
He swallowed, set his feet, and walked towards Odessa with his
crossbow
raised. With eyes of steel he unloaded into Odessa's head.
Sender Salas
Date Thu Mar 1 14:05:25 2007
Subject Days Menu: Schorched Cow
Salas was walking on the west-street of Gerighelm,
on his way to the park to collect some indegrendients, when he
saw that a
horned figure was following him. The mino maybe thougt he was
sneaky, but in
light of Nuitari Salas saw him clearly. Salas pretended not
seeing the mino.
In a dark alley a minotaur grins. He raises his terrible weapon
and launches
an attack at the black robed mage.
His weapon hits the mage hard from behind... and goes straight
through. Mage
has disappeared. Where he stood no only' floats a massive
fireball. "OH
SHIT!". Mino starts to make run from it, but is too slow.
The fireball explodes, leaving only an empty street and an badly
schorched
minotaur.
From thin air Salas materializes and searches the body of almost
dead
minotaur, "Bah nothing valuable" then he turns spits towards the
mino and
continues his way towards the park.
(24h to Dhav from clave, burning book looted along with 2 rings)
don't be so
obvious :)
Sender Koske
Date Thu Mar 1 14:57:49 2007
Subject An Arm for an Arm.
It is 7:30, Day of Nuindai, 29th the Month of Corij.
Koske says in Common 'do you know why i brough you here mage ?'
He throws a
handfull of rose petals at her and as the magic sets in all the
struggle in
her eyes fades.
Koske shuts the door the high magus is silent.
You say in Common 'do you ?' The mage regains control slightly
but koske
recasts his holding spell. You say in Common 'dont try to
leave...' Still
silent. Coaxingly he asks, 'answer my questions and things may go
well for
you' She nods understandingly, 'do you know why you are here then
?' "No" she
responds. Koske shakes his head showing frustration 'an attack on
one of my
officers...' Koske adds, 'Very recent actually..."
Fear creeps into her face "Who attacked ?" Koske paces around
her 'Salas...i
want compensation and since you are a ranking mage...and i can
tell by your
title...you are the perfect one to ask....' Koske turns
threateningly 'how
will the conclave make amends for this atrocity ?' Deilah stares
back still
under the spell 'He is only a apprentice. 'Salas has only arrived
days
ago..'How is it that he killed your... friend?' she looks worried
now.
Koske laughs, harshly 'maybe you could ask him, attacks such as
this on shadow
are not taken lightly.i'm not sure if you know our past, but we
pride
ourselves in our power to utilize Morgion's strength.' Koske
pauses pensively
'And he is good to us. Though the same may not be said for how he
will deal
with you.' Deilah utters the words, 'qaiqzrrahuai'. She regains
control of her
body for a moment, enough to attempt a spell on her attacker, but
collapses to
the floor as the momentum from Koske's mace knocks her violently
to the floor.
Deilah points at her eyes and snickers softly laying in a heap of
cloth in the
corner of the room. She says, "I just want to see whom I talk to"
'my name or face is not important magus...if this is how the
conclave would
like to deal with foreign matters, then so be it. You've now
sealed your
fate.' She coughs as blood runs from her jaw "As you wish."
Koske strikes her once more with his weapon, making sure she will
be unable to
follow him and steps out of the room.
[ Bakali ] * [ Shadow ] Koske Arm of Morgion.
(24 hours to Deilah from shadow and myself. Took her sleeping bag
and a ring
but gave her some fur eq to compensate for the loss.)
Sender Brem
Date Thu Mar 1 16:10:35 2007
Subject esker
Brem's reputation as a great cudgeler increased in Palanthas when
at the
conclusion to his battle with Esker, he cudgeled him with great
skill and
agility.
A sanitation worker nudged a coworker who happened to be
observing the battle
and murmured, "If he keeps this up, we're going to have to start
calling him
Skullcrusher. Brem, the Skullcrushing Scallywag, perhaps."
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Fri Mar 2 00:06:50 2007
Subject [ ] * (SLAIN) Esker Wear * it :]
Zwischenzug had heard rumors of a kender named Esker throwing
things all over
Palanthas, so he went to investigate.
To silence the public menace, he disabled Esker with a running
dropkick,
laying him out outside the Great Dome.
The kender's appearance and clothing were so pitiful he decided
to spare him a
further beating, but, looking a
gift non-beating in the mouth, Esker got up and tried to resume
the attack,
only to be outmaneuvered and choked out from behind.
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Fri Mar 2 00:08:48 2007
Subject [ ] * (SLAIN) Esker Wear * it :]
Esker came back a third time restored by the healing powers of
Mishakal.
He rudely pushed the squire who had apprehended him before out of
the way and
attacked Zwischenzug, only to once again be choked out by what we
can only
call the Zwismission.
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Fri Mar 2 00:10:19 2007
Subject [ ] * (SLAIN) Esker Wear * it :]
A fourth time in a short period of time, Esker returned, covered
in blood and
shreds of cloth as if from a fresh grave.
Going for a wild haymaker on Zwischenzug, he whiffed badly and
ended up
knocking himself out.
Sender Ridel
Date Fri Mar 2 22:47:50 2007
Subject KIller
I saw a man in palanthas with blood all over him He stared at me
with
murdering eyes then I plucked them out.
24 to dhavine no-loot
Sender Bogoljubov
Date Sat Mar 3 00:26:55 2007
Subject masticore
I killed masticore. It was extremely unfunny.
Sender Dhavine
Date Sat Mar 3 07:05:17 2007
Subject brem
Out and about in Palanthas.. Seeing what kind of mischief i coud
cause..
I came across the kender who had struck me and ran a few days
back. Wanting
to get even i stalked him across several streets in the great
city. But
eventually i caught him and dropped him into slumber with my
mace.
Unfortunately Croaker witnessed the attack and charged after me..
Even with
my cunning i barely escaped his voracious sword and fled the city
to a
hideout.
OOC- killed brem, got a killer and croaker layed me low. No
loot. 24 to
brem.
Sender Lorthiras
Date Sat Mar 3 09:00:38 2007
Subject Dhavine
We came walking through solace, "Why bother?" stated a familiar
shadowy
figure, "Why not?" a quick bob on the head to a naked man passing
by.
(24 Hrs to Dhavine, Removed Killer)
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Mon Mar 5 16:56:42 2007
Subject [ ] * (SLAIN) Gaolin
Nothing funny happened.
Especially nothing that resembles a movie or popular culture.
Then
Zwischenzug reflected on the violence of his battle as a dragon
soared
overhead.
Sender Aurius
Date Mon Mar 5 20:47:21 2007
Subject snurl
Snurl had a thief flag and i took pity on the little
fish..removed it for
him..24 hours protection
Sender Snurl
Date Mon Mar 5 21:54:22 2007
Subject Snurl
Gully dwarf ran around, saw kender, took hims flask, kender
bugged out!!
Kender goes on rampage, chasing gully dwarf, calling gully
names...
Gully kept taking kender stuff, eat beets (good!), eat mud, not
so good.
Finally, gully go to sleep. Kender take stuff back.
24 hours protection from Blern to Snurl.
Sender Snurl
Date Mon Mar 5 22:07:10 2007
Subject Blern
Gully dwarf ran BACK around, get bow, 2 arrows, and neat ring,
saw kender, stick 2 arrow in him!
Finally, kender go to sleep. Gully take stuff back.
24 hours protection from Snurl to Blern.
Snurl.
Sender Ukiah
Date Tue Mar 6 01:24:17 2007
Subject Lover or, HEY THAT'S MY PICKLE!! Gaolin.
Ukiah see man, not even sure what him was, but him was hiding by
Hepo...
HER Hepo! Him no slap tickle no flap pickle! She fumed as Gaolin
simply hid
there, pretending not to see her.
Slap him in face, her thoughts, so she did. And again, again.
Then her head
hurt. Sometime Hepo not like see her all strong, so she walk
away, accidentaly
toss dagger back, man fall down and sleep some.
So, Ukiah slip back into room and take nice stick, and 2 coins,
and leave note
on man, no touch pickle, or Ukiah come back with sickle.
(24 hours of safety from Ukiah loving to Gaolin)
Ukiah feel bad too, think him was afk, but her get over it.
Sender Eirith
Date Tue Mar 6 17:18:40 2007
Subject Brem.
Me see kender in local tavern and him try to take old lady's
hankerchief so me
grab kender by him face and throw him at wall. Him scurrie out
after he regain
him senses. Dont come back to the theives guild kender, you no
belong.
Eirith Smash you face.
(24 hours to brem from me and rogue and marauder. I let him keep
his shield :p)
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Tue Mar 6 19:50:37 2007
Subject * (SLAIN) Esker Still does cheap magic tricks.
Zwischenzug's stomach rumbled painfully.
He was an unusually brutal man, and like all warlike people he
marched on his
stomach.
He saw a trail of crumbs and blueberries leading down the street
and followed
them until he found their apparent source, a kender named Esker.
As the mischievous kender caught sight of Zwischenzug and moved
to greet him,
Zwischenzug pulled Esker's shirt up over his head and knocked him
out with
repeated punches through the fabric.
He failed to find the blueberry danishes he had been wanting on
Esker, so he
moved on, the urgency of his low blood sugar galvanizing his
steps.
Sender Bogoljubov
Date Tue Mar 6 20:25:31 2007
Subject Eirith
Bogoljubov stoked the fire of his barbecue in a pit by the side
of the road as
a familiar hobgoblin walked by. He had seen the hobgoblin around
the halls of
Marauder Fortress, and apparently he had been exiled for trying
to stab
Bogoljubov in the back, barely being restrained by some
cityguards.
"Would you like some roast chicken?" Bogoljubov asked the
hobgoblin, grinning
stupidly.
"Sure," Eirith replied, but I think it would go much better with
some sauce.
There's some right behind you."
Eirith must have thought Bogoljubov stupid indeed to fall for
that trick, but
unbeknownst to him, the dragon signet ring gifted to Bogoljubov
by the sage
"Trader Joe" made him smarter than he appeared.
As Bogoljubov turned to investigate the 180-degree sauces, he
lifted the
barbecue's lid with his heel and a magical ball of hellfire
engulfed Eirith
before he could strike.
Sender Brem
Date Fri Mar 9 00:23:02 2007
Subject WoooOOOO!
Brem found a big minotaur hurling at him out of the sky like a
hairy wrecking
ball.
He barely dodged Koske as he came through the magical gate and
almost
realizing he was fighting for his life, their arms were locked
together around
each other's shoulders.
Koske used his size to gain the advantage coming out of the
break, throwing
Brem into a corner of the room.
Koske backed up and came barreling in, trying to splash Brem
between his chest
and the corner, but Brem dodged the attack at the last second.
Koske hit the
corner and bounced off, wincing dramatically.
Brem swept the minotaur's legs out from underneath him and
applied a painful
maneuver taught to him by a fellow kender. By entangling their
legs in the
shape of a 4, he imitated the "Figurefour Leaflock,"
causing Koske to pass out in pain.
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Fri Mar 9 19:34:31 2007
Subject Ivy
It took only a simple cantrip for Zwischenzug's eyes to glow red
and then
golden in quick succession.
Testing out his newfound magic vision, Zwischenzug saw a human
with a red aura
striking down a half-elf on the street.
Without thinking about it, as if the magic in his eyes were
speaking for him,
Zwischenzug yelled, "Keep the balance!"
He attacked Ivy with a series of blows, but his deceptive nature
balanced the
righteousness he felt,
tripping her as she tried to flee.
Sender Beks
Date Tue Mar 13 14:47:22 2007
Subject Hakkai tells you 'but pking someone is mean'
Beks and ALT were enjoying a good laugh at North Imperial Square.
'And then he said... You're soaking in it! ' A large tiger
quipped.
Beks and ALT laughed hysterically as Hakkai walked in. They
didn't like the
cut of his jib, so they attacked him. ALT knocked him to the
ground,
unconscious.
-24 hours to Hakkai, nothing looted
-Beks
Sender Brem
Date Sun Mar 18 17:59:46 2007
Subject Deilah
Brem had heard the rumors, like anyone else. The words were
ugly, but
their grim consequences raise grim words:
Solamnic brutality. It was a possibility, as Solamnics were only
human,
and when dealing with mortal weakness, their shields of honor
might as
well be shields of glass on some days.
Brem saw the red robe, Deilah, leading two Solamnic patrols in a
violent
crackdown on a lone beast, and his strange code of ethics took
control.
He dispatched Deilah after a long, hard fought struggle. Devoid
of
leadership, the Solamnic patrols looked around as if with new
eyes, and
then, looking down at the prone beast, they realized what they
had been
doing.
Sender Bogoljubov
Date Wed Mar 21 17:50:37 2007
Subject Gaolin
Bogoljubov hefted the harpoon he found aboard the merchant
ship... it
was surprisingly lightweight, with a strong tensile cord.
He couldn't remember how he'd awoken aboard that ship... probably
after
a night of drinking, but his clothes had been soiled with
blood...
hopefully not his own... and he'd had to change into a bright
yellow
robe left by a crewman.
Walking down the docks with an awful pain in his head, he heard
the
racket of Gaolin practicing his katas.
With a dark frown, he uttered some cryptic words and appeared
behind
Gaolin in a burst of flame, attacking him by surprise with a
flurry of
punches and kicks. Gaolin's stance in the kata helped him defend
enough
of the attack to break away and prepare to flee, when Bogoljubov
pulled
out the harpoon and flung it with full force, lodging it beneath
Gaolin's collar bone.
Gaolin tried to break free, but to no avail, as Bogoljubov pulled
on the
cord with a sudden jerk, "Come here!"
Sender Ralmus
Date Thu Mar 22 16:21:21 2007
Subject Vishar
The dripping from the stalactites in the underground cavern
made Vishar's skin itch.
He was confused about why the High Archmage Ralmus had
invited him to his magical treasure room, but Ralmus placated
him easily, with an always charm person-like aura flowing
from his bonestaff. "I plan on leaving these parts for a while,
so I want to give my possessions to those who can use
them to promote evil.
"Here," Ralmus said, handing Vishar the paw of a dead monkey.
"This is one of my greatest treasures. It has one wish left in
it, so use it carefully..."
Vishar thought for a second, his bovine brow furrowing in
concentration. Then his eyes shone with greed, "I wish... for
everything I touch to turn to gold."
It seemed like Ralmus was laughing, but from the handkerchief
he'd taken out to cover his mouth, he was apparently only
coughing. "Well, that's all for now. Let's return to Palanthas.
Lead the way, my rich friend."
As they crossed the bridge over the underground lake to return
to the surface, a board gave way, and Vishar fell into the
water with a loud splash. "Help," he cried. "I can't swim!"
Ralmus fished around in his backpack, pulling out a life
preserver. "Here you go!" he yelled, and tossed it down.
As Vishar's hands touched it, it turned to solid gold, dragging
him down into the black depths.
(This warnote was outsourced to Brem, the Aesop of Ansalon.)
Sender Brem
Date Thu Mar 22 17:14:07 2007
Subject Deilah
Beks was speaking strangely after the mouth injury he suffered
while
adventuring.
Brem had trouble getting coherent sentences out of him. "Who was
it, Beks? Who
did this to you?"
He mumbled something, "Mmmgh... Deilah."
Brem drew his sword and scowled. The Red Robe. He'd see to her,
then he'd ask
questions later.
He saw Deilah traveling from the potion shop with a sack of vials
under one arm.
"Catch!" Brem said, tossing an apple at her.
Deilah caught the apple with her free hand and was defenseless
against Brem's
attack, a two-handed thwack at her head with the flat of his
Really Ornate Fiery
Diamond Longsword.
The Solamnic Cleric was finishing the final repairs to Bek's
mouth as Brem
returned.
"I got her," Brem said. "I got Deilah for you."
"What are you talking about?
"I said dealer. The Mace Dealer in Tarsis did this to me."
Deilah heard Beks' announcement as she staggered bloodily into
the room, and all
three stared awkwardly for a moment.
"...Oh," Brem said. "Well. How do you like them apples?"
Sender Makarth
Date Thu Mar 22 18:34:22 2007
Subject Balthazar
Revenge is mine. 24 to Balthazar.
Sender Lelthas
Date Fri Mar 23 15:19:33 2007
Subject [FWD] Aurius
[FWD Note] - [ 0] Lelthas: Aurius
[FWD Date] - Tue Nov 7 19:31:03 2006
[FWD To ] - all [Original to:] conclave kot
[FWD List] - warnotes
This missive is confined to the innermost sanctuaries of the
soul, where
the troubled may find solace in any opportune method so devised
against
the trappings of a violent impulse. To the priest of Mishakal I
put pen
to parchment in an effort to cleanse whatever damage to the
balance of
my wellbeing I might've incurred in the tale I am to relate to
you.
It was a chill breeze that christened the day as it became
bright.
I recall the Kharolis mountains being bathed in the radiance of
the new
day, as the plains of dust lit up unhindered by cloud in the
clear
blue sky. They looked like a plate of powder in the distant
south, and
I saw clearly that nothing there remained unchallenged in the
ages
past.
I had taken the liberty of a walk in the air of the dawn near
Southgate
as is my wont whenever I feel the walls of Wayreth closing in on
me, as
well as the duties of the office to which I am adhered by oath. I
saw
the minotaur on the dirt path near the field where I had paused
to
catch my breath (I must confess I am not as young as I used to
be).
I found his presence peculiar in the region, as most minotaur
seldom
have buisiness of any repute with the dwarven people who inhabit
the Southgate fortifacation.
Well, my dear priest of Mishakal, the wind has simple works, and
a cloak is a simple thing. I noticed as the breeze picked up
briefly
a glimpse of a symbol of Takhisis hung from the minotaur's belt,
next
to a pouch that could've only contained spell components. I think
at my age and considering my profession, I would be an authority
on
what the contents of that pouch were. So I decided to
investigate, if
for no other reason than it is my duty to do so as a High
Archmage.
When I happened upon him I must've been a bit too aggressive in
my gate.
He immediately threw up a defensive spell and hurled a vial of
some
strange blue liquid my direction, which I narrowly avoided. I of
course immediately countered with a meteoric blast of flame which
regrettably, sent the mage flying backward into the wall
surrounding
Southgate.
I regard it as regrettable because he must've gotten the idea to
use his renegade magic to fly up the top of the wall, whereupon
he
began to run toward one of the spires of the fortress. I caught
up to
him on top of the gods accursed thing (pardon me revered son) but
he had already thrown up a defensive magic, which looking back I
judged to be of a sort that absorbs kinetic energy by the faint
green glow
I noted rippling down toward the roof of the spire. He declared
something
rude sounding in minotaur and began to cast a spell which I'm
sure
would not have summoned a pork pie, or anything else pleasant.
I did not wait for him to finish. I used my instinctual
assumption about
the nature of his protective dweomer and cast a spell that I knew
would
use the energy of the spell he was casting to collapse his shield
around
him, thereby negating both whatever spell he was about to use as
well as
his protection. Unfortunately I did not realize the magic he was
using was
potent, too potent. As his shield ruptured inward he was flung
from the top
the spire toward the south. I tried to find him but I could not.
I later learned a minotaur had fallen from a roof in Tarsis, and
had not
survived. I can only assume this was the same person, but perhaps
I
am mistaken. I still feel I killed the fellow, and I write that
you
pray to your benevolent and wise Goddess Mishakal for healing,
both
of my wellbeing and my consciense. Thank you for your time
Revered
Son of Mishakal.
Lelthas the Quarter-Elven, High Archmage of the Red Robes.
Sender Brem
Date Mon Mar 26 17:36:11 2007
Subject Deilah
Brem felt Deilah's presence in the room as he climbed down into
the tunnel and
was surprised to find it was her physical presence. Recognizing
an old sparring
partner, he knew that with her power and volatility he could
waste no time
asking questions. Deilah's status as a red robed mage actually
meant that it
was impossible to tell whose side she was on. As he launched a
combination of
punches at her, he couldn't help but reflect on the ambiguity of
alignment.
Could one's servitude of one's god really dictate one's actions?
Or was true
morality free from the straightjacket of alignment, as free and
extravagant as a
ride on the flinger?
As Deilah deflected a jab, Brem turned and drove an elbow through
her defense.
In the kender way, he thought right and wrong was dynamic, but as
he felt the
rawness of his knuckles after the fight, he felt unusually chewed
up and lost.
Sender Bogoljubov
Date Mon Mar 26 19:09:17 2007
Subject Daolyn
"Kill him, my pet," Bogoljubov rasped at his magically charmed
servant, "That
old dirty man has to have some treasures!"
Daolyn lunged, slow like a zombie in a dream, towards Basturn.
His fingers took an iron grip on Basturn's filthy shirt, but he
was left with
nothing but grime as Basturn pulled away at the last minute.
"Dammit! Don't be afraid to use your nails."
But it was too late. Basturn had escaped, and whatever treasures
that old man
had saved up were gone with him.
"M-master?" Daolyn gurgled, still slurring his speech from the
effect of the
charm.
The silence around the two rose in a crescendo of Nothingness.
Bogoljubov had been concentrating silently, and from out of the
west came a
green dragon.
The mephitic fumes from the beast's jaws made their throats burn,
but they
wouldn't have to put up with it for long ...soon, they would be
in the clean,
open air.
When they arrived at Bogoljubov's tower, Bogoljubov uttered sharp
words to open
the wall of a secret cave and guided them in.
They dismounted, and Bogoljubov walked out the way they'd come
in.
As Daolyn moved to follow his master, Bogoljubov barked the sharp
words again,
and the wall slid to, sealing him in with the green dragon.
Looking around in confusion and with a painful ache in his chest
which could
only be filled by following Bogoljubov, Daolyn realized dimly
that there were no
windows in the cave, only the light of phosphorescent mushrooms.
Nothing was ventilating the air in the room, and as the dragon
continued to
breathe in exhaustion, the pain in Daolyn's chest grew more
pressing.
Sender Basturn
Date Mon Mar 26 19:20:21 2007
Subject Daolyn
24 hours to Daolyn from me and Mariner.
Sender Beks
Date Mon Mar 26 22:36:17 2007
Subject Basturn
I was walking through Palanthas when I smelled something funny.
Something really
dirty must be around, I thought.
So I saw Basturn, an old old dwarf, and shook my head in disgust.
What an old dirty Basturn! I couldn't stand the sight of his old,
dirty self.
So I smacked him on the head and continued on my way.
Tried to remove Basturn's thief, but we're in the same clan.
Looted the ring of
invisibilty and wand of invisibility we used to get him past the
squires.
-*eks
Sender Blane
Date Mon Mar 26 22:40:08 2007
Subject asturn
I defeated asturn in attle today y ashing him until he was unale
to maintain his
equilirium. Eventually his attered ody slumped to the ground.
-lane
Sender Rouuthav
Date Wed Mar 28 16:39:29 2007
Subject Zwischenzug
Rouuthav punched Zwischenzug in the face.
-Removed Zwischenzug's killer
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Wed Mar 28 17:52:21 2007
Subject Tymiss
It was 1 o'clock in the afternoon as Zwischenzug watched the
eerie green streaks
burning through the sky. Something was happening to Krynn. Some
force from
outside was coming, and if Zwischenzug understood exogenous
financial systems at
all, he knew it was going to be a perfect opportunity to make a
profit. He saw
an elf climbing a tree and he put two and two together... He must
be climbing up
for a better look. Zwischenzug would have to put a stop to that
competition and
maybe take his spot.
He quickly ran to the fishing store and purchased their longest
pole, then
hurried back to the tree. As Tymiss reached out for something
concealed in the
leaves of the tree--perhaps binoculars--Zwischenzug casted the
line into the
loop of Tymiss' belt. He reeled back, and in utter shock Tymiss
fell from the
tree, landing painfully. What he had been reaching for in the
branches tottered
and fell to the ground.
It wasn't binoculars after all, but a round, red fruit.
Zwischenzug coughed sheepishly. "Well... how do you like them
apples?"
Sender Vordul
Date Wed Mar 28 17:56:14 2007
Subject Rouuthav
Rouuthav had sent out a telepathic message, "Help, I'm locked in
the Mariner warehouse!" that Vordul was close enough to hear.
He closed his eyes in concentration and sent back a response,
"Don't worry, I'll get you out."
Vordul nodded to the scruffy pirates on duty. "This cake is for
Rouuthav.
It's his birthday today."
The two curs shrugged and guided him to Rouuthav's cell. "You get
5
minutes with the prisoner for celebrations. Call if you need
anything."
"What the hell is this?" Rouuthav asked, "A cake isn't going to
help me."
"Ah ha," Vordul winked. "You might like what's inside."
Rouuthav poked cautiously into the cake until he found the file
Vordul
had concealed. "Excellent work."
"There's the file, too, but that's not what I meant. I flavored
this cake
with extra syrup."
Rouuthav grinned, took off his shirt, and began to eat it
hungrily, until his
eyes began to bulge and he passed out. Vordul left with a spring
in his evil
step.
Sender Vordul
Date Wed Mar 28 17:58:34 2007
Subject Zwischenzug
Vordul was stalking the countryside when he saw a strange
green flash and went to investigate.
Zwischenzug, the notorious pirate was lying unconscious
in the glow of a mysterious meteorite that had fallen to Krynn.
As Vordul inspected him to see if he was still alive, Zwischenzug
stirred to life, with the same green glow in his eyes. It seemed
he
was under the influence of an un-Krynnly power.
"Are you okay?" Vordul asked.
"Mi cabeza cundo es?"
Vordul was confused and a little frightened by how little he
understood
of Zwischenzug's speech.
"Cuando comenc a dormir era dos de la tarde. Ahora es noche.
Todava
est hoy?"
"I don't know what you're..." Without any explanation,
Zwischenzug leaped
at his throat crazily, "No puedo hablar ninguna palabras del
campo comn!"
Vordul countered his attack with a backhand, sending him back
down into
the crater and whatever horrors it contained.
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Wed Mar 28 17:59:00 2007
Subject Dhavine
At 1:30, Zwischenzug had covered most of the ground between him
and the
trajectory of the green streaks, energized by an apple he had
munched down to
the core.
He saw a dark, robed figure wandering in the same direction and
entertained the
same suspicions that he might be beaten to the fruits of this
strange new
phenomenon.
The robed figure was carrying an open basket on his back that as
Zwischenzug
grew nearer he could see to be full of fresh oranges. Perhaps he
was planning
on winning over any extra terrestrial visitors with gifts.
He back up and gave himself a running start, shouting a quick
warcry when he
drew close enough.
As a result, Dhavine turned right into a running kick to the
abdomen.
As Dhavine doubled over and valiantly tried to join the battle,
Zwischenzug
employed one of his dirty tricks.
Deftly, he snatched an orange from the basket and squeezed it
hard, directly
into Dhavine's eyes.
"Orange you glad to see me?"
Sender Blane
Date Wed Mar 28 19:45:38 2007
Subject Dhavine
'What is with all of these fruits?' Blane wondered in response to
the ubiquitous
fruit carts filling Palanthas.
"Eat some fruits!" a vender cried, brandishing a coconut in
Blane's face.
"Eating meat is murder!" another called out.
Blane hated that idea. Raised in the wild, he had a predatory
approach to
eating meat.
Blane didn't eat meat because it was the right thing to do. He
ate meat because
it tasted good.
When he saw a minotaur walking down Steel Street, his predatory
instinct towards
bovine creatures took over and he realized he could accomplish
two tasks at
once.
"I'll take this one," he said to one of the fruit traders,
handing him some
copper coins.
He walked up to Dhavine with a bulbous watermelon under one arm.
"Why are you
looking so sad?"
Dhavine raised an eyebrow, "What do you mean?"
"You seem to have a case of... Meloncholy!" Blane cried, smashing
the watermelon
into his head.
Sender Koske
Date Fri Mar 30 08:06:08 2007
Subject Blern.
I ssspotted one of the kender that sstole valuable magic itemsss
from my persson
weeksss ago in palanthass. He sssneered and fled from my ssight
though he
dropped a preciouss coin from his pocket as he did sso. The coin
was nothing but
copper, though preciousss to me becausse it became useful as a
sspy glass. I
watched the little robber in his ssleep, and as he dozed i used
the item that
once belonged to him to open a portal into the sewers where he
slept.
His belongings were scattered messily about, "what a
child"... I took
everything I could, he would have nothing in the morning except
the ssssingle
copper coin he left for me.
Koske Arm of Morgion.
(24 hours from shadow and myself to Blern. This, unlike the last
8 pk notes is
real. He was fulled because half the stuff he wore was mine to
begin with. Bad
luck Blern :p)
Sender Bogoljubov
Date Sun Apr 1 01:07:21 2007
Subject Kilanthas
Bogoljubov had come to Thelgaard to purchase exotic fruits that
had come in from
Flotsam. The ever-present sounds of battle between Solamnics and
draconians
outside was like music to soothe his violent soul, and yet he
saw a half-elf
retreating from the battle on a large horse.
Bogoljubov tossed a round, red and green fruit at the horse's
feet, causing it
to stumble and throw Kilanthas.
"Mangoing somewhere?" Bogoljubov asked.
Sender Rouuthav
Date Mon Apr 2 07:14:56 2007
Subject Bland Blane
Rouuthav walked up to Blane, who was sitting down to eat a nice,
big fruit salad.
'I hear you hate spices?' Rouuthav asked.
'Yeah, what's it to you?' Blane asked angrily.
Rouuthav picked up a bag and stuck his hand in it, tossing a
white granular
substance at Blane, who fell over, clawing his eyes and
screaming.
'Because you've just been a-salt-ed!' Rouuthav laughed, walking
away.
Removed Blane's thief flag, sorry Aurius, no scavenging for you.
-Rouuthav
Sender Blane
Date Mon Apr 2 07:32:30 2007
Subject the endless bloodshed
Blane sighed as the bloody red sun rose over another day. He was
tired of the
bloodshed, and yet it seemed to go on. It was 6 a.m., and he knew
exactly what
would happen. A blue bird would perch on that tree over there...
ah, there it
was. A stoat would suddenly attack it from behind!... and there
that was. How
was it always Day of Bright Eye, 7th the Month of Summer End?
Somehow, the time curse stuck with Blane, and he contined to be
doomed to live
this day and... its bloody aftermath. The hobgoblin came roaring
at him out of
the bushes at 6:15, as he always did, and Blane defended himself,
as he always
did. The first couple of times he'd tried countering with
non-violent means, but
no matter what, some deus ex machina always ended in the
hobgoblin's death. The
last time he'd tried to disable Eirith with a kick to the
midsection, but he
only stumbled away in pain to fall off a cliff.
Blane sighed, couched his spear into the ground to meet Eirith's
charge, and
tried to inure himself to blood.
Sender Stilth
Date Mon Apr 2 23:09:58 2007
Subject Basturn was catching one day.
Stilth was in a horrible mood, he had to travel to the land of
the
stinking gully dwarves. Mondraiken must have really really been
mad
about that eel in his bed!
Trying to sneak past the sniveling little urchins who begged for
food
at each turn, he found himself at a 'healer' of sorts. He was
quite
sure the waving of a dead lizard and spitting on wounds wouldnt
heal a
damned thing though.
A glance a distance down the way showed a fellow mariner, good
lord
what was that poor Blane kid doing here? The prone form of
Basturn lay
at his feet, apparently dead or sleeping, it was hard to tell
from
this distance... but if the kid needed help, help it was.
ZAP. A well-placed shot from his bow put an arrow into the neck
of the
prone dwarf and the body spasmed. Oh crap! Stilth quietly slunk
back
into the shadows and mentally thanked the man who had sold him
the
goblin arrows, at least they wouldn't know who had done it.
He chuckled briefly to himself and then went on to investigate
that
flinging aparatus they had so often mentioned. That thing
couldn't
work could it?
And he tripped over a banana on his way out, silly fruit.
OOC. Um, he died with an arrow in him, 24 hours from Mariner er
Well when he gets back in the clan it will kind of not matter.
But it was fun lol.
Stilth, the .. fisherman.
Sender Aurius
Date Wed Apr 4 20:13:44 2007
Subject blane
removed blanes thief flag..24 from me,kot and merc
Sender Bromahn
Date Thu Apr 5 03:59:28 2007
Subject This was simply dhavine
One boring day just like all the other boring days i found myself
picking on the
innocent and stomping on small furry creatures when I notices
this big horned
bully healing the creatures I had just stomped into the ground.
This angred me since i had just spent all that time kiling them.
I pull club out and run after horny creature He seemed startled
but held his
ground I swung hardly and fastly striking the horny man in the
chest he gave out
a groan was more like a moan and landed on his ass in the grass.
I sat on the Vine and thought for a time that this was just
simply Dhavine.
24 to Dhavine nothing looted.
Sender Ukiah
Date Thu Apr 5 06:10:25 2007
Subject Lover AND fighter? Dhavine
Ukiah smelled feet, them stinky, nice nice. She likes.
Under taint, make her almost faint, surely gully boys like!!
Her walk up on way to pit, dark cleric ... him sure give her some
sugar today! Hm, why no? She gives her bestest gully smile and
tugs at
her top a little to make her dirty nubs show a teensy bit...
Man begin to look her up and down, but not look happy, him look
like
want to fights!!!
Ukiah sniff sadly, then go hide by fountain, shoot stick thing at
him,
hims dance like funny dance and say 'Heal' 'heal', and wave funny
white cloth over face many times, not looking tough now no no Mr
tall
Clean man!
Last stick fly out and him hims in the baby makers. Him groan,
fall
down, hits head on ground and start throw up! Ukiah think hims
REALLY
hot now, so she touches him some, rubs taint on hims hand. Then
she
goes to find grapefruit.
(OOC: Dhavine was violent, needed some arrows. 24 hours
protection
from the love goddess of gully dwarves)
Ukiah.
Ps. Him knock Ukiah out later, make monkey love, no more safe.
Sender Koske
Date Thu Apr 5 22:47:35 2007
Subject Blane.
A gruff sailor looking character tried to rip away a beltpouch
which i wore
today. As his hand clutched the bag, he screamed as if he had
been set aflame.
Koske turned slightly. His lizardlike face apparently horrified
the salty thief
whos hand Began to warp and boil. Koske turned away, the man's
screams of agony
were refreshing to him.
Koske
24 hours to blane.
Sender Bromahn
Date Mon Apr 9 21:52:55 2007
Subject Talvidas
I watched as the carnage raged.
My own heart beating faster as my adrenaline pumped I ran
headlong into the
battle. The first man I threw some dust from my pouch and put to
sleep the other
ran,
I though for sure i had this one tho.
I drug him to a safe place and then I kicked him awake. I slammed
my mace into
his chest and he spun out and ran.
I had no way of tracking him so I left that one go and headed for
the next
victim. I noticed him watching as i was trying to kill the other
he must have
been waiting for me to weaken then attack.
I quickly blinded him and started to attack this one stood his
ground which
flustered me a bit but in the end i managed to rein supreme.
24 to Talvidas from bromahn and Marauder
Sender Bogoljubov
Date Tue Apr 10 22:49:19 2007
Subject Talvidas
Bogoljubov munched noisily on the fruit bowl as the card game in
Palanthas
unfolded around him. Bogoljubov cool called under the gun...
normally he
would've pushed, but he with that position, he decided to wait.
Talvidas raised the the minimum, 10 copper, pushing out Kuranes
while Thelas
called from the big blind. The flop came up Dragon, Dragon,
Croaker... two
crowns and a sword.
Talvidas continued his betting pattern with 20 copper, and
Bogoljubov decided to
call it as he had two crowns in his hand.
The turn came up another crown... Bogoljubov checked, trying to
trap Talvidas.
The elf checked as well, and the river came up Water Column of
Swords... a total
blank.
Bogoljubov bet the pot.
Talvidas played with his coins, starting to sweat.
As he finally decided to call and tossed his copper in,
Bogoljubov found a hard,
green fruit at the bottom of the basket and wrapped his fist
around it.
Talvidas turned over his cards to reveal that he'd lost, "I guess
I've just got
a PAIR!" he said. Bogoljubov blinked, kind of confused. "I guess
you do."
Sender Bulthar
Date Wed Apr 11 04:59:59 2007
Subject [ Half-Elf ] * (SLAIN) Kilanthas....
Bulthar had his differences with Kilanthas, Hakkai and Talvidas,
or the 3
Merc-a-teers as he called them. Of course his hostility towards
them may have
been the cause.
Bulthar once again caught Kilanthas wandering about in the
Marauder territory,
which mainly consisted of wherever Bulthar was standing at that
moment and
struck first.
Kilanthas faught back this time more prepared than last, but
eventually fell.
Looted: Lantern.
Sender Ralmus
Date Thu Apr 12 01:39:31 2007
Subject Aurius
Ralmus the cold-heared disapproved of the spate of proposals that
had surrounded
Marian lately. He could kill her, but that would not be evil
enough. No,
instead he would have to kill her loves.
Word on Platinum Street was that a big hairy beast had proposed
to Marian, so
Ralmus stroked the goatee he'd carefully grown and considered.
Going by those
attributes it would have to be Aurius.
Ralmus uttered sorcerous words and gated on the minotaur, who
although he was
unprepared for the attack responded with some magical blasts.
They battled back
and forth with their magic until each had badly exhausted their
magical
reserves, and it seemed like neither opponent had anything left
to throw at the
other except physicality.
Aurius backhanded Ralmus as he attempted a choke hold and started
to scale the
wall to Ruby Way, making his escape. Ralmus' fall knocked over a
vendor's cart
spilling its contents next to his head and putting an evil idea
into his mind.
As Aurius reached the top of the wall, Ralmus scooped up a hard
melon and tossed
it at the minotaur's head. "You want to marry Marian, huh?
Well, now you
CANTELOUPE!" Aurius lost his balance from the pain and went
falling over the
other side of the wall.
Sender Brem
Date Fri Apr 13 03:57:48 2007
Subject Hakkai
Brem hopped up and down to get his blood flowing. Hakkai had
asked to box with
him, and he felt good during his warm-up.
"Why are we training in the food store?" Hakkai asked?
"We can warm up by punching these slabs of meat. Much tougher
than punching
bags, and bloodier."
After fifteen minutes of pounding the slabs of meat, they were
bloody on the
outside and flowing with blood on the inside.
"I think it's time for some more advanced lessons," Brem said as
they walked
through the produce aisle.
"Like what?"
"Well, this lesson is more about things to watch out for in
boxing. For one,
you should become acquainted with the more painful injures so
they don't
debilitate you in the ring." He picked up a heavy white stalk.
Hakkai looked a
little nervous, "So what's the injury?"
"It's called... cauliflower ear!" Brem shouted, smacking Hakkai's
ear with the
vegetable.
Sender Brem
Date Sat Apr 14 03:22:18 2007
Subject Talvidas
Talvidas was walking around in the meal factory in search of a
fight as Brem
lurked in the shadows. As Talvidas passed a huge vat of viscous
orange food,
Brem tipped it over, crushing him beneath. "I guess you just got
SQUASHED!" he
yelled.
Brem thought for a second. "Oh, wait. These are yams."
Sender Glub
Date Sun Apr 15 17:48:38 2007
Subject Proving Oneself
Glub the gully lead a simple life, living in the Palanthas
sewers. He
aspired to be like the Solamnic Knights he saw parading around
the city,
even crowned himself guardian of the sewers. Yet the Knights
ignored him,
and Glub knew he had to prove himself. He journeyed through
dumps far and
wide, searching for a way to prove himself. Finding himself in
Neraka, Glub
discovered an evil man. Glub chased him all over the city,
through strange
dumps, and all the way back to Palanthas, before knocking the man
out and
taking a pretty bauble (Easa's) as a trophy.
Of course, Croaker, the first Solamnic Knight he confronted,
ignored and
eventually backhanded him. (I had a killer :P)
-Glub, (24 hours to Shronius from me and my clan)
Sender Kuranes
Date Sun Apr 15 17:51:57 2007
Subject Glub
As I was walking around the dark alleys of Palanthas, looking to
score some
potions of calm, I witnessed a most heinous act. A disgusting
little creature
was hopping up and down in fury, apparently upset that the human
he was
conversing with did not believe in his magical abilities. It
seemed that the
beast had had enough, and plunged its little dagger into the
human's eye. I
could not stop laughing, thanks to the calm brownie I had gotten
earlier from my
brother Thelas. The man just ran around in circles, crying his
eyes out. As I
looked through my teary eyes, I realized the little creature had
disappeared.
Suddenly, the weight of the situation bore down on me. This
creature could
possibly be a renegade, and this renegade just killed a man. This
crime could
not go unpunished, no matter how hilarious it may have been.
Stepping through a
magical gate, I descended on the little bastard, striking with
every spell in my
arsenal. When the flames died down, I stood over his charred
corpse....only to
realize I had just frickaseed someone's pet mule. Ducking into
the shadows, lest
someone see me, I once again uttered the words, this time making
damn sure I was
targeting the proper person, and descended again with my wrath.
Unfortunately, the little guy must have had a heart attack, for
he fell
sputtering as soon as I arrived. I sure as hell wasn't going to
give it mouth to
mouth, so I took the few paltry coins I found on his body and
returned to
Palanthas to find that mysterious calm dealer.
24hrs to Glub from me, Mariner and Conclave. nothing looted, just
a simple killer removal
Sender Kuranes
Date Sun Apr 15 18:37:31 2007
Subject Emla
Hunting renegades can be tough work sometimes, makes a man real
hungry. I went
to visit my old pal, Jim, the baker for a few big pot pies to
quell my manly
appetite.
On my way there, I met Croaker, who warned me that a smelly cow
was spotted
somewhere in the area. Thanking him for the warning, I continued
on my quest for
those mouth-watering pot pies.
As I stepped into the baker, I felt massive hands grab me. That
bastard Aurius
has me now, I thought to myself as my mind raced for a plan. The
monster spoke,
and I realized it wasn't Aurius, but some other smelly cow, one
that I knew
well.
"Mondraiken, you old dog!", I cried punching him playfully. We
sat down at a
table, discussing the recent syrup shortage at Kate's diner that
caused them to
close down. After filling ourselves with many pot pies, we went
our different
ways, him to find more syrup, and myself to deliver my weekly
bribe of blueberry
danishes to Croaker so he'd look the other way when I needed to
unload some
parchments of acid (blast). Approaching the entrance to the
palace, I saw him.
Number 1 on Conclave's Most Wanted, the cowpie himself, Aurius,
attacking my
good friend Croaker.
I grabbed my bow and unleashed a hail of arrows at the fiend,
cackling like a
madman. When my quiver was empty, I walked up to the bloody mess
on the floor,
grinning to myself. Woe is me! As I looked at the corpse, I
realized it was not
the smelly cow I wanted, but rather a poor little kender girl in
white robes.
Making sure no one was around, I dragged her carcass to New
Thalos hoping the
vultures would destroy any evidence left.
24hrs yada yada yada
Sender Shronius
Date Sun Apr 15 20:38:50 2007
Subject Jahrun
Seeing a man in the street who looked my size, I wanted to test
myself
after a recent losing battle. I peppered Jahrun up with some
arrows, and he
came at me with a few arrows sticking out of his butt. We did
some sword
play, but I pushed him down on the docks and took a few things.
24 to Jahrun from Me and Merc also please come back i wasnt
fulling you only keeping like 4 things...
Sender Dhavine
Date Mon Apr 16 16:48:54 2007
Stamp 1176742134
RVnum 15746
To all fishbait
Subject * (SLAIN) [ Conclave ] Kuranes
Whilst gathering up worms and scared rats in the gully domain for
further
torture when got bored, I came across this very hurt "heap" that
seemed to
resemble an elf. Thinking to myself "hmmm.. I can always come
back to
gather more "pets" to torture.. Let me first see if i can
prolong this
persons suffering". Recalling some minor heal spells and
readying my
ceremonial daggers i approached the heap and knelt beside it.
Mumbleing
some innane plee for help i just snickered and began to draw some
interesting figures and designs on it's flesh. Seeing the heap
about to
expire i quickly chanted to morgion to heal some of it's woulds
so i might
inflict more suffering upon this being in his name. After what
must have
felt like an eternity the being was mad with pain and suffering..
So i
chanted a few more heal spells and slammedmy mace upon his head
to try and
make a clean getaway. Sadly i spent too much time enjoying my
work.. A
simple minded gully saw my last act and called out to his clan..
Something
that sounded like "killer". Well knowing my way to the exits of
this dump..
I quickly escaped the wroth of the gullies and made it safely
back to my
masters sanctuary.. Where i could experiment on the bits of
flesh i carved
out of the heap with careful percision.
24 to kuranes from dark HO and shadow.. Nothing looted, just
removed his
killer and obtained one for myself.. Thanks kuranes:)
Sender Koske
Date Tue Apr 17 00:51:58 2007
Subject [ ] (Slain) * [ Mariner ]
[Orlouge] Thelas.
It is 6:45, Day of Soldai, 16th the Month of Rannmont.
Koske stood just feet away from Shadow's base of operations as
a cold rush of
wind blew past. Danger was present today, his slit like lizard
eyes closed
lightly as he scanned the horizon for the source of the energies.
Two figures stood looking down at him both cloaked by magic.
"What do you
want here magi?" Koske growled, They said nothing only advanced
further toward
the run down temple. Koske whistled loudly, and a few guards
appeared at his
back.
"Dare invade here magessss ? Morgion will feast on your
souls" Koske began
to chant as his guards rushed forward, the mages became intranced
in their own
spells.
As acid began to rain down on Koske and his body guard from the
two mages The
bakali finnished his own spell which cut their chanting short.
They turned to eachother wide eyed and slowly unhooked daggers as
Koske's body
guard converged upon them. The two were wrestled to the ground
almost instantly,
unable to take even one of Koske's men. As he approached the two
mages who were
struggling to free themselves one mage slammed a glass vial on
the ground. Fog
washed over the plain where they fought as Koske shouted to keep
his men from
running.
When the fog had cleared only one of the two magi remained.
"What isss your
name mage...?" He asked poisonously as he picked the man up by
his collar.
Koske Arm Of Morgion.
(24 hours to Thelas from Shadow. Nothing was looted
because of
Firebreath. So I guess i'll get it next time, huh Thelas? You're
lucky you
werent fulled today.)
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Wed Apr 18 00:53:15 2007
Subject Shronius
A round object whizzed through the air, striking Shronius and
spraying red juice
everywhere. A nearby squire winced at the fruit (or is it
vegetable?) related
violence.
"Why did you hit him with a tomato? You know with the scarcity of
tomatoes
you're not supposed to be wasting them."
"It was a potato." Apparently, the red juice was blood.
"...Oh. Let's call the whole thing off, then."
Sender Zwischenzug
Date Wed Apr 18 00:58:13 2007
Subject Shronius
Zwischenzug gasped as an arrow from the south came whizzing into
his stomach. He
strode calmly into the room from where the shot had come,
munching on what
resembled a blueberry. "So it's a shooting contest you want,
huh?"
As Shronius quickly notched another arrow, Zwischenzug hurled a
magic icicle
into his stomach, causing him to double over in pain.
The two shared similar abdominal pains for a moment as
Zwischenzug continued
chewing,
"Well I'll be your huckleberry."
Sender Koske
Date Wed Apr 18 07:18:05 2007
Subject Bogo...uh what ever
A disgustingly grubby goblin struck down a bovine looking knight
outside of
palanthas then turned as he realized someone was watching. As the
goblin
shambled forward knife extended Koske struck the dumb beast a
blow to the side
of the head which flung the creature several feet away. He did
not get up.
Koske Arm Of Morgion.
(24 hours to Bogo from me and shadow. Equipment was taken.
Thanks!)
Sender Bogoljubov
Date Wed Apr 18 21:11:55 2007
Subject Daolyn
Bogoljubov's success in learning the grease spell had inspired
him so much that
he'd been experimenting with new meat-based spells.
While puzzling over a spell with a hunk of cow meat, a knight of
Takhisis
challenged him to a sparring contest. Bogoljubov shrugged,
always up for
violence.
They circled each other cautiously, and Daolyn quickly started
going for
decapitations with his sword. Bogoljubov laughed, "Sparring
contest, huh? I
didn't realize this would be so high stakes." Daolyn laughed
back, dangerously,
"Well you thought wrong."
As he maneuvered out of reach, Bogoljubov reached into his pocket
for the meaty
spell component he'd left there.
"If it's high stakes you want... have some of these!"
And he called down a stream of meat from the sky to strike
Daolyn.
Sender Hakkai
Date Fri Apr 20 01:48:41 2007
Subject + [ Human ] * (SLAIN) Deviant.
While walking the streets of palanthas looking for a certain
thief, i
found another one who has done wrong. So i just used my mace and
hit him
across the head with a mace, and he stumbled in his walk and
well, had a
pretty hard time finding him since i still need my reading
glasses. After a
long search i finnaly found him and well, just killed him.
24 hours from merc(it was just a thief removal *sigh*, and he
broke his protection by attacking shron again)
Sender Deviant
Date Fri Apr 20 01:48:45 2007
Subject Shronius
Shron and bogoljubov killed and fulled me, so i stole eq from
them and killed shron with the eq i stole :D.
Sender Bogoljubov
Date Fri Apr 20 01:57:11 2007
Subject Deviant
saw shronius and deviant fighting, decided to assist shronius.
24 hours from marauder.
Sender Snefru
Date Fri Apr 20 03:19:43 2007
Subject Eirith
Was walking in the mountains minding my own business when I
bumped into this
goblinoid creature. We both fell down, and broke our crowns, but
it seems he hit
his head on something hard.
24 to Eirith from myself and Wildrunner.
(Removed his thief flag. On a sidenote, this is the first WR
Warnote in over a
year, if not more.)
Sender Makarth
Date Fri Apr 20 04:35:18 2007
Subject Loror
Loror had agreed to help me handle Kuranes and Ridel; but being
loror, he
decided to backstab me and join ridel and kuranes. I waited a
while and
then summoned him to a noexit filled with charmies and... Well:
2 + 2 = 4
*nod*
24
Sender Ryath
Date Fri Apr 20 05:19:56 2007
Subject Loror Stonehelm, Thane of the Kingdoms
"Back from the abyss and this is the welcome I get, huh? "
were the
extent of the thoughts running through my mind as a midget
encased in steel
attacked me.
Not a word to me in greeting. He looks at me, sizes me up, and
head butts
me. Well... Considering his height it wasn't much of a
headbutt. And
considering my pantsless state, it wasn't pleasant for either of
us, I'm
sure. But, that's what you get when you try being civil to some
people. A
crotchful of beard and the need for a stiff drink.
So what could I do? I pushed Croaker into him and ran, shouting
taunts as I
went. He kept shouting some nonsense like, 'me luv you long
time' but I
couldn't understand him through the facial hair.
Running past a street vendor's cart, I slipped on an
unfortunately placed
banana peel and landed on a pain inducing pile of armor. Looking
up, I
saw his blade descending toward my head and thought that I had
breathed my
last, but just as I felt the wind of his slice touch my face, he
vanished,
leaving behind several pieces of equipment and a bad odor. While
I can't
say my new pants and shirt smell much better than the one I
borrowed from a
gully dwarf, they, at least, haven't any holes.
Sender Deviant
Date Sat Apr 21 15:21:07 2007
Subject Pop goes the Shronius!
Shronius and I went toe to toe, it was close; but I won.
24 hours protection to Shronius
Sender Wyldsheed
Date Sun Apr 22 04:07:20 2007
Subject Taureau Taureau Taureau
I had recently been sent on a scouting task, to a river near the
accursed city
of Neraka, that nest of evil and dismay.
While taking notes, covertly, about the road conditions, I came
near the dock
for a medium sized ferry, one used to carry people, horses and
perhaps small
wagons, across the river to the city.
It was approching dusk, and there were few around,although one of
note, a largish
member of the minotaur race, was waiting near the dock's edge,
grumbling.
I pulled the hood of my cloak further over my head, and continued
making notes.
As I neared the Mino, he leaned against the heavy rope barrier
around the dock,
and growled out, "Well well, a studious writer, I see, one that
smells of tin and dust"
I ignored him, turning to leave, but I heard the rasping of a
blade being drawn from
its sheath,and the crackling of some arcane magic.
I spun around quickly, drawing my rapier, shouting "For
Auchuran!!" ready to face this
foe in a hostile land.
But, as fate would have it, my blade, glowing slightly with Holy
Wrath and
the Righteousness of Kiri-Jolith,sliced neatly through the rope,
leaving the great
brute, leaning against...nothing.
His eyes went wide, he bellowed a mighty and fearsome
,"Nooo..mooooooooooooooooooo!"
Then a tremendous splash fell over me as he hit the river behind
him.
His horned head went under, and the water calmed. A few bubbles
surfaced, and I
feared the worst.
Then, with a rush and another even greater bellow his head shot
up out of
the water,gasp huge gulps of air, then as quickly as it came up,
down again it went.
Curiously enough, this was repeated several times, I stood amazed
as he would break
the surface, gasp, then disappear again.
Finally, the FerryMaster strolled over, watched for a couple
times, then yelled at the
desperate wretch,"Git on yer feet, or 'ooves, ye bone-brained
trickster!"
The soggy form slowly rose from the water,standing in about chest
deep,looking more
sheepishly than bullish.
"Silly sod". grumbled the FerryMaster, as he walked away.
Looking at the sorry sight, I decided it was prudent to fade into
the night, and make my way
back to my horse, and back to Solamnia. I had a few days ride
ahead to decide how best to report this.
(Slew Dhavine near the Nerakan Ferry Dock- Nothing Looted- 24
hours from the Knights of Solamnia)
Sender Ridel
Date Fri Apr 27 00:33:36 2007
Subject Kuranes
So there i was outnumbered once again it seemed to me that I
would finally meet
my end right here in the place I loved so much.
The women had cleared out long before and the red silk was as
quiet as can be.
except for me and This Kuranes fellow he wanted to be rough with
the women and
slap them around and that I cannot take.
i confronted him and told him if he didn't stop i would have to
slap him around
a little.
He gave me a small laugh and drove his dagger deep into my
shoulder.
I reeled back from the pain and swung wildly at the fellow. the
blow landed
right on his chin. He stumbled back a few steps and hurled a ball
of hot Fire at
me.. I ducked and rolled out of the way as the ball exploded into
a firey
exploding thing.
Then i dove at his waist and knocked him down I pinned his arms
back a
repeadedly smacked him about the head and neck.
24 to kuranes from HO and SOl and me
Sender Bogoljubov
Date Fri Apr 27 00:36:42 2007
Subject Ilya
he said that he would love to try some
he said that he would love to die some
in the middle of a worm on a fish hook
you're the wave you're the wave you're the wave
Sender Loror
Date Fri Apr 27 14:45:43 2007
Subject A Battle to the death.
He swung his axe as hard as he could attempting to crack open the
head of rakos
the evil hunter who was attempting to claim the life of him,
rakos jumped out of
the way and the axe came down. It hit the floor with a loud rang
and loror
almost dropped it from the vibrations. hefting his axe over his
shoulder he
swung it once again with all his strenght this time rakos had
slipped in a
puddle of his own blood and lay thier on the floor about to be
slain.
but my loyal war camel, not know what was going on walking
infront of rakos... I
be-headed it...
I screamed in agony, Not old greasy jeremy! And while i was there
looking at the
head of my now slain camel rakos took the time to flee away from
me.
( I accidentally killed my war camel, and got a killer for it....
dang )
Sender Aurius
Date Fri Apr 27 19:25:51 2007
Subject Loror
Whilst sneaking through palanthas under spells of invisibility
and some
items to cloak my form, i stepped on a "midget" he grumbled and
curses while
he looked around to see what had just happened. Saying to myself
"why not..
Let me see if he will become my new friend". A quick charm spell
later and
he was.. Willing to lead me to where i was going and defend me
if it came
to that. Sadly he never got the chanceto defend me.. He smelled
like old
dirt and sweat.. After several attempts to get rid of him i
decided to get
rid of him myself. Casting a few spells on him and myself.. I
rendered him
unconcious and beaten badly.. But just my luck some pathetic
solamnic
patrol showed up as i brought my fist around for the last blow
and declared
me a killer. I could live with that.. But didnt feel like
leveling the
block to fight off the guards.. So i quickly teleported out with
a potion i
had prepared just in case.
Removed loror's killer flag.. 24 to him from me, KoT, and Merc.
Sender Aurius
Date Fri Apr 27 20:32:03 2007
Subject Kaeptakus
After escaping Palanthas after the guards saw me "kill" that
midget..
Some high and mighty dwarf tracked me down while i was taking a
stroll upon
the sea near the pirate isles. Seeing a dwarf chase me on a
small raft was
a thing of true amusement.. Persistant little fellow but still
amusing.
After leading him on a wild chase i found myself trapped on some
shoals
cornered by the mad dwarf. After several blows against my
protective
shields they started to buckle.. So i quickly chugged down
another teleport
potion and escaped back to dry land. Knowing the general
location and also
knowing the dwarf would have an interesting time escaping from
those
shoals.. I decided to pay him a visit and beat him into
submission from a
distance. Reciteing several scrolls from my case as well as
using all the
magic missiles i prepared that day.. The dwarf finally went
down. After he
went down in the shallow water and started to drown i went in and
cast a
levitation spell on him.. No point in him dying.. Living with
the
embarasment of getting beat down by a mage should be penance
enough.
Stripping off his pack i decided to look for anything that might
pique my
interest.. Found some fairly odd pants and a rusty shield that
seemed to
fit the bill.. Plus he has a huge diamond that i of couse had to
take.
24 to kaep from me,KoT,and Merc.
Sender Kaeptakus
Date Fri Apr 27 21:34:42 2007
Subject Aurius
The king had been recently attacked by a minotaur mage using
cowardly tactics.
He was dressed in his common garb, among the people in Palanthas
when this
minotaur had the nerve to goad him into a fight. After very
little effort, the
Minotaur was nearly dead. So I took pity on his weaknesses and
fled. After a
little run, the minotaur jumped out of a magical portal and said
"tada!" and
swung at me.
Muscle memory took over and I countered, nearly killing him. So
I decided to
flee Palanthas, thinking this weak mage might leave me alone
while I made the
trek back to Thorbadin.
Expectedly enough, he was waiting at the High Clerists' Tower for
me, as soon as
I entered the north gate, the minotaur mage collapsed at the
sight of me,
unconcious.
(I arrowed him once or twice, he took the liberty of chasing me
around to try
and get his killer removed, it worked)
(24 to him from 7k and me)
p.s
(Invis) (Translucent) (KILLER) Lord Aurius is here.
A small mosquito buzzes by you looking for a snack.
A small mosquito buzzes by you looking for a snack.
You reverse Aurius's attack and counter with your own!
Your counterattack === OBLITERATES === Aurius!
Aurius is DEAD!!
Sender Aurius
Date Sun Apr 29 06:52:19 2007
Subject loror again
After dispatching that pesky midget i decided to head back to my
favorite
inn near palanthas, to enjoy a hot meal and some thick ale.
After
stealthily bypassing several patrols on ruby then gaenet.. I was
accosted
by a miniature version of a warrior.. And as it turns out was
the one i had
just sent to slumber on the dirty back alleys of palanthas.
Feeling the
bite of his axe rip through my brand new cloak.. I was fairly
annoyed..
Surely this pest had learned his lesson.. But being a
dwarf(think headed
and barely anything resembleing intelligence) i guess he needed
another
lesson. After a long game of hit and run on my part.. Mostly to
keep him
from shredding more of my robe and cloak.. I finally landed a
proper sleep
spell( damn dwarven resilience). Watching him swing at me and
all of
asudden drop to the floor unconcious.. Thumb automatically going
to his
mouth as he slept peacefully. Leaving him for the guards to deal
with i
continued on my way to the inn to change robes and enjoy a hot
meal a and a
cold mug of ale.
24 again to loror from KoT and merc..he tried and failed..again:)
Sender Lorthiras
Date Sun Apr 29 15:30:30 2007
Subject Friggy
"Sewers, you know i hate sewers." a dark voice spoke from the
shadows, "I don't
particularly care about your personal preferences." I replied, as
i have grown
accustomed to his usual complaints. From the shadows i watched as
a kender
travelled across, I followed silently waiting for the moment to
strike, aside
from the unique smells that have layed their residence in the
sewer, this one
smelled different, fish? At that moment it mattered not, an
opportunity had
revealed itself, and the opportunity was taken.
(24 hours to Friggy, took a makeover)
Sender Aurius
Date Sun Apr 29 17:22:21 2007
Subject loror..again
Some people never learn.. Dwarves especially. After a fine meal
and a
good nights rest i went back to palanthas to keep tabs on their
patrols and
certain shops suspected of being outposts for certain groups.
Hiding in the
shadows near one particuliar outpost i heard a rustle behind me
and turned..
But a tad too late, found a throwing dagger imbedded in my thigh,
causeing
me some annoyance. Yanking the dagger out and searching for the
one who
threw it, i found that same pest that i had put down twice the
day before.
I guess no sinple sleep spell would do this time. Calling upon
my arcane
knowledge from the many years of training i unleashed arcane hell
upon the
poor pathetic dwarves body. Watching in sheer delight as
lightning bolt
after lightning bolt made him twitch and sizzle. After several
moments i
relented the assault.. Watching as the broken body slump to the
alley
floor. Going over to it and checking to see if he was still
alive, i found
a slight but steady pulse. Satisfied that the dwarf would need
some time to
heal.. I took several packs from him so he'd have second
thoughts before
coming back into my sight again. Making my way back to the inn
to heal up
and replenish my spells.. A smile of true satisfaction came over
my face...
Saying to myself " i guess that midget is good for something
after all".
24 again to loror from KoT and Merc. He attacked me negating his
24 and
then gets smart and gets stuck at hct in the pit.. Charmies +
portal + no
exit = one dead dwarf. Fulled him for the time being since he
logged out..
If/when he returns he can have most of this shit back.
Sender Kuranes
Date Mon Apr 30 22:34:54 2007
Subject [ High Dwarf ] * (SOGGY) [7 Kingdoms] Thane Loror
Stonehelm.
Leaving the tower to do a little grocery shopping, I bumped into
the good
Captain Beks of the Bilson. The little kender was chattering
incessantly about a
nude dwarf who was pestering him with lewd offers. I was bored,
so I decided to
investigate.
To my surprise, I saw that the dwarf was non other than the old
king of the
seven kingdoms, Loror Stonehelm. I was shocked to see him in such
a degenerate
state. His fall from the top must have been a long one, his once
fine beard was
bushier than usual and clotted with blood. His eyes darted to and
fro like a
madman who has overdosed on haste potions. And the smell...lord,
that stench
reminded me of the time I had to hide in a pile of dragon dung to
avoid
detection by a band of auraks. As soon as those crazy eyes locked
onto me,
something in the little beast snapped. Raging like a bull, albeit
a very small
one, Loror charged. Laughing with great mirth, I easily dodged
the clumsy dwarf,
and laid him on his back with an enormous fireball.
Unfortunately for me, this only provided me a better view of the
creature, as my
fireball singed off enough hair from the madman to provide me a
clear view of
his nude body. Staring at the smoking, disoriented body of the
once great king,
I felt pity. Stooping down, I attempted to help the dwarf up,
thinking I might
be able to reason with him. As my hand moved closer to his face,
Loror bit down
with all his might. Luckily for me, he was still weak from the
concussion, but
it still hurt.
Sighing to myself, resolving to go see a cleric later about a
rabies
vaccination, I resigned myself to my task. Throwing a few rose
petals in his
face, I easily charmed the already befuddled dwarf. He followed
me eagerly to
the docks, fully expecting the pouch of dried meats and fruits I
had promised
would be awaiting him there. Upon arriving at the docks, I shoved
the little
bastard over the railings and watched him sink beneath the waves.
I felt pangs
of guilt, knowing his death could have been avoided, but I
quelled these by
telling myself I had done him a favor. This was probably the
first time the runt
had bathed in months.
Sender Aurius
Date Tue May 1 05:05:21 2007
Subject loror
After i had bought some new robes and a nice cloak.. I realised
i was
still a bit annoyed with the pest who tried to axe me.. So i
tracked him
down. Wandering aimlessly in some fairly remote mountains near
the dwarven
mountain generally known as "thorbardin" i found him floundering
in some
water. I didnt know if he was trying to bathe or if he was
drowning.. But
i knew i could exact some fun on him with he was defenseless.. I
didnt mind
the defenseless part.. As he already cost me a robe and a cloak.
A few
well placed fireballs had the water boiling and the dwarf
slightly
steaming.. A lot like seafood in the shops in kalaman. After i
seen him
bob not once.. Not twice.. But 4 times.. I decided he had had
enough..
No point in killing him and having some dwarven patrol stumbling
across the
body while i am trying to make my way back to my favorite inn
near
palanthas. Gathering up my pack i dropped i cast a simple
teleport spell..
Seeing as i had already prepared the lodestone at the inn for
just this
occasion.. Maybe just in case the dwarf got the better of me
possibly too.
24 to loror from Kot and Merc.. Nothing looted.. Wanted to see
what the
fun was about with shooting dwarves in a barrel ( loror got
trapped between
several ponds of water:)
Sender Ilya
Date Wed May 2 03:24:10 2007
Subject Mellande
Many days passed since I was mugged by the ugly goblin yet my
confidence
was still reeling. Arriving at the fish market for some shopping
near the
docks of Palanthas I noticed an elf that caught my eye as a good
stepping
stone to learn from. Deciding not to disturb the market itself I
snuck
outside and attempted to blend into the crowd of passersby.
After quite
some time Mellande came out the door and I leapt upon her with
haste. The
battle was long and she was aided by a companion making the
situation even
more complicated. It was a close fight, but eventually I was
able to disarm
her and gain the advantage. With a sweeping trip I kicked her
ankles out
from under her and jumped on her chest sinking my stiletto to the
hilt in
the flesh of her shoulder. Holding her down with my weight I
used my free
hand to remove a few items and then left her to bleed.
OOC: Jumped Mellande in Pala and had a long fight all over. We
finally
ended up in gully and I was unable to gain an upper hand because
Kuranes was
spelling her up repeatedly and stole my weapon when I was
disarmed. For
whatever reason Kuranes eventually dissapeared and after a 20
minutes or so
I was able to disarm her and chase her down. Good Fight Mell
24 hours to Mellande
Ilya
Sender Shronius
Date Wed May 2 21:55:50 2007
Subject Segranth
I woke up with a strange feeling this morning that I would get
lucky in
Central Palanthas. I made my way there and remembered some
bushes from a
dream once so I made my way behind them and out of nowhere a mage
seemed to
gate on me. It was my luck this room seemed to hold an
enchantment on it
where the mage could not speak, and I quickly fought him down and
took a
nice looking backpack.
(24 to segranth from me and Merc)
PS Sorry it turned out today was your birthday
Sender Aurius
Date Thu May 3 05:10:56 2007
Subject loror
Once more after leaving annoyed at being in the presense of
ayasana..
The Lord of the Night.. I felt i needed to exact some vengence
and maybe
vent some rage upon someone of worth.. If i could find such a
foe. Alas
no.. I could not.. So i trveled back to the mountains near
thorbardin so
see if that dwarf i left for the raptorbirds had recovered and
was in
fighting shape. I was impressed.. Not only was he fully
recovered.. But
seemed to be searching in a sort of dazed rage himself.. So i
obliged him.
Seeing the dwarf at a disadvantge of not being able to see or
hear me.. I
crept up on him and slammed my walking stick into the side of his
knee..
Preventing him from escaping my rage. The dwarf went down with a
thump..
And i continued to pound him into the muck and dirt
relentlessly.. Viewing
him as Ayasana. Suddenly i somehow heard the tromp of booted
feet and
quickly chanted a spell of invisibility and wore my cloak of
shadows..
Hoping to watch as they came across the trodden dwarf. Staying
in the
shadows of the mountain.. I saw with glee the shocked
expressions on their
faces and my rage seemed to abate. Gathering up the beaten dwarf
thy
carried him back into some narrow parts of the mountain.. So i
chanted
another spell and found myself near my favorite inn.. Just east
of
palanthas.. Where i knew i could find a nice cold ale and a hot
meal since
i ha had worked up one hellciously great appetite. After
dinner.. I
figured i'd grab some sleep and see what tomorrow brought forth.
24 to loror again from KoT and Merc.. Nothing looted
Sender Kuranes
Date Fri May 4 02:28:47 2007
Subject [ ] * (NOT REALLY SLAIN) [ KoT ] Vishar
Yep thats me
It had been a long day, slaving over the cauldron. Boil, boil,
and all that.
Making potions really takes a lot out of a guy.
After dropping off the potions to my trusty shopkeeper who
(WARNING: shameless
plug!) in a dark alley to south and west of Pearl and Garnet in
Palanthas, all I
wanted to do was head back to the Tower and relax with a nice
potion of calm and
a nice scroll.
Things never go quite as planned, as I'm sure you all know. As
soon as I stepped
out of the alley, a rusty brown blur knocked me right back into
my shop. Reeling
from the blow, I staggered to my feet, wondering to myself how
where the
minotaur's twin brothers had come from.
Suddenly all three started speaking, yet strangely, only the one
in the middle
was making any noise. "You sold me junk, you filthy mage!" the
gravelly voiced
beast spat.
As I regained my head, the minotaur triplets converged into one
very pissed off
cow. "Now wait a second, my products are of the highest quality.
How dare you
make such accusations?" I asked, while inching my hand towards my
spell pouch.
"That potion of gate you sold nearly got me killed! I will have
my vengeance!"
the beast cried, this time deciding to ram me with his horns
rather than his
shoulder.
Despite the gravity of the situation, I couldn't help but laugh.
Mondraiken had
bet me 100 gold that no one would be silly enough to buy a potion
of gate, and I
took him up on his offer. Now I had an enraged minotaur out for
my blood AND I
owed that jerk captain of mine 100 gold...what a day.
I deftly leapt clear of the minotaur's deadly gore, but
unfortunately my potions
were not so nimble. Although it was amusing to see the beast
soaked in the
viscous liquid once contained within those vials, I realized that
I had just
lost a day's worth of potions. Gripping my staff and steeling
myself, I knew I
must put this creature down...but first I had to get him away
precious potions.
Positioning myself near the end of the alley, I began peppering
the minotaur
with arrows. Though they did little damage, I got the result I
was hoping for.
Howling with rage, eyes glazed with bloodlust, the beast charged
again. Though I
expected this, I did not expect the speed with which he moved.
The beast's right
horn grazed my gut as I dodged the charge, causing me to do a
strange pirouette
in mid-air.
Realizing I must do something quick, I wove a spell of invisibily
around myself,
buying me a few precious moments. In the brief moment of
confusion, I quickly
circled my furry attacked and brought my staff down hard on his
head. The loud
*crack* which followed was music to my ears. As he fell, I almost
felt pity for
him. He had only come to pursue what he considered justice.
Rather than
finishing him off, I tossed a few gold coins at his feet. As I
did, a sharp pain
in my side reminded me of what had just occurred. Glaring, I
kicked the beast in
the head as hard as I could, before stepping through a magical
gate back to home
sweet home.
24 hours to Vishar from me, Mariner and Conclave. Nothing looted,
fun fun.
Sender Simon
Date Fri May 4 21:00:15 2007
Subject Dild...er, Dilios
And I always thought Dilios was my friend! I don't know what
possessed
him to attack me. After all, I was just standing around Imperial
Square
minding my own business. My hand was definitely NOT in his money
pouch like
he said it was!! I had to defend myself... I didn't want to
hurt him...
(24 to Dilios from Wanderlust and me. Whole thing was a
misunderstanding) :P
Sender Lorthiras
Date Fri May 4 21:47:48 2007
Subject Dhavine
"Peaceful, wouldn't you say" he lazily spoke as he layed under a
tree.
my eyes noticing a stranger in the forest ground "Not for long."
I made my approach "Are you lost there stranger" he stood silent.
best make this quick i thought, and it was.
(24 hours to Dhavine for merc)
Sender Shronius
Date Fri May 4 23:29:29 2007
Subject Favor
I nodded, and walked down to the south gate with Ilya. I faked a
fatal stab into
his chest and he fell to the ground unmoving. The guards nodded
to me, and
removed his name from the wanted list as he escaped.
Removed killer 24 to ilya from merc and shadow
Sender Ilya
Date Sat May 5 00:12:40 2007
Subject Dilios
Palanthas is quickly becoming a more entertaining town to
frequent.
Everytime I visit I don't even have to find a bar to start a
fight. Dilios
so rudely bumped into me passing through imperial square while I
was on my
way to that great sparkling dome so I showed him how the hilt of
my dagger
felt. I know my temper is obviously sharp because of the
hobgoblin that
mugged me a few weeks ago but thus far I just see no reason to
keep it in
check. A few more weeks and I'll be confident to head back to
Caergoth and
find that shlup.
(24 hours to Dilios from rogue)
Ilya
Sender Ilya
Date Sat May 5 00:17:58 2007
Subject Ukiah
I'm not sure whether the mercenary clan have become my friends or
foes as
of yet. Day in and day out their leader and I find each other to
duel it
out amidst the alley's of this fine city and almost always reach
a
stalemate. However, today was slightly more entertaining when we
were in
the midst of a serious duel and I was shot in the leg with an
arrow. After
wrenching the head free and cinching a spare leather from my
sheaths around
it I bowed to Lorthiras and headed to find the owner. It took a
few minutes
of sprinting to catch up with the sneaky wretch but once I did it
was a
quick flick of the wrist to cut the tendons on the back of his
knees. After
breaking every single one of his arrows I left him there to find
his own
help.
(24 hours to Ukiah from myself and rogue)
Ilya
Sender Deviant
Date Sat May 5 07:49:58 2007
Subject Junpei
I found Junpei lost in the trash and thought i'd show him the way
out -
the hard way, I followed him all the way to Palanthas and got him
at the
Harbor. Moments later - while I was resting after the fight with
the dwarf
- a young kender decided to harass me with a couple of arrows; I
soon made
sure that he would regret it.
24 hours protection to Nettle and Junpei
Sender Shronius
Date Sat May 5 15:04:20 2007
Subject Segranth
I found myself outside of an evil portal that I had been told led
to the abyss
collecting money from some people who owed me when a strange gate
opened and a
man walked through. I grinned at him and tipped my hat as I was
busy fight, and
did not place him immediently. I turned to face this man after I
finished with
my small work to see what he wanted, and some sort of spell was
thrown at me,
but I was able to sidestep it and brought my weapons out and
began playing with
him and his mace. About this time I realized it was the same
cleric I had
fought on my lucky day seeking revenge.
I slammed one of swords into his stomach and he began to bleed
like hell
everywhere. I twisted my sword inside the wound and the blood
began to puddle
around his body.
warnote "Sorry," I grinned. "Let me clean you up." So I
swung him over
my shoulder carrying him to a nearby pond, and held him under
water as bubbles
were coming out of his mouth.
The bubbles slowly stopped and I pulled his clean looking body up
"Good as
New. I will just leave you here in the water so you can clean the
rest of the
wound if you want" I said walking off as he sank to the bottom.
PKed Segranth and hes deleting
24 to Mariner from Shadow and Merc
The Storytellers of Ansalon, The DragonLance MUD
Astinus points to the massive wall of books behind him and bids you to make a selection.
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