An Aesthetic shows you to a small reading room.

Stories of Ansalon from the view of Frumpo.

A little gully dwarf runs by and says 'Wordwrap is at 65. You change? Off 65 80.'
The gully continues 'Eyes hurt? Turn Color OFF!! (regular story dates)

Astinus says 'Enter the main library here to view only the author list.'
Astinus gently places an enormous book on the table in front of you.
You note the spine bears the word 'Frumpo' scribed in vibrant blue ink.

Author:    Frumpo         
Date:      Mon Jun  9
18:34:55 2008
Subject     Just say no to drugs: Sobleski
files


Sobleski OOCs 'hello'

Sobleski OOCs 'folks in the
U.S.'

Sobleski OOCs 'get the fuck out while you still can'

You
OOC 'stfu'

Sobleski OOCs 'I was arrested for the patriot
act'

Sobleski OOCs 'I'm not kidding about this, Holocaust zwei
is about to be unleashed'

Sobleski OOCs 'that is all'

It starts
to rain.

Sobleski OOCs 'HAARP'

You OOC 'pssst did he go
yet?'

You 'hes making Viele look normal'


Author:   
Frumpo         
Date:      Tue Jun 10 07:00:55
2008
Subject     Guantanamo Crack: The Havlin
Files

Havlin OOCs 'he didn't like that'
Havlin OOCs 'he
asked me my name'

(And if I wanted to hang out and just chill,
maybe play some Xbox...)

Havlin OOCs 'I refused to give it to
him'
Havlin OOCs 'until he asnwered my question'
Havlin OOCs
'bam'

(In with the penis?)

Havlin OOCs 'patriot act'
Havlin
OOCs 'was arrested for obstructing an officer'

(They take
colonic obstructions very seriously!)

Elinos OOCs 'well.  I'm
going to log off before Havlin makes me any
           dumber
than he already has.  '

Havlin OOCs 'we live in a
tyranny'
Havlin OOCs 'lol'

Leodas OOCs 'That still isn't the
patriot act.'

Havlin OOCs 'look up project HAARP'
Havlin OOCs
'oh yes it is'

Leodas OOCs 'The patriot act basically says the
government can spy on you more
             and gives law
enforcement more discretion regarding terrorism.'

Havlin OOCs
'there are other sections'
Havlin OOCs 'lag'

(its the wiretap,
run Havlin run!!!)

Havlin OOCs 'take a look at it
closely'

Leodas OOCs 'Obstructing an officer has always been in
place. That isn't something new.'

Havlin OOCs 'not regaarding
names'

Leodas OOCs 'It is up to the officer's
discretion.'

Havlin OOCs 'that's new as of 2004'

(no no, 1984,
didn't you read the book?)

Leodas OOCs 'Move to Canada if you
want. That isn't the patriot act.'

Havlin OOCs 'I can'r leave
the country now'

(Apparently it takes an IQ higher than his to
drive a car...)

Leodas OOCs 'The Patriot Act deals with
terrorism.'

Havlin OOCs 'keep telling yourself that'

(On the
chalkboard 100 times: I will not sniff super glue...)

Havlin
OOCs ';)'
Havlin OOCs 'just wait'
Havlin OOCs 'if you don;t fight
what is about to take place 
             you will be executed
in the camps like the rest'

(Fatal Error: Please hold down F8
and hit restart...)

Leodas OOCs '...'
Leodas OOCs 'This isn't
the holocaust.'

Havlin OOCs 'it has already arrived my
friend'
Havlin OOCs 'look closely'
Havlin OOCs
'goodnight'

Leodas OOCs 'The government is looking for
terrorists and terrorist cells. 
             If I'm not a
terrorist, guess what? I don't have any problems.'

You OOC
'nice'

Someone takes your (Smoking) a Crack Pipe and eats
it.
You hear a knock at the door.
Someone tells you 'Run forest
run!'

Leodas OOCs 'What an idiot.'

You OOC 'danit did I get
that off before he logged?'

Leodas OOCs 'No.'

You OOC 'time to
post another story lol, 
         Havlin: Reason 102 why you
shouldn't smoke crack'

Leodas OOCs 'rofl he thinks being cited
for "obstructing an officer" 
             is the patriot act.
No, it's just the officer being a dick.'

Leodas OOCs 'He didn't
even get thrown in guantanamo yet.'

You OOC 'Just because the
gay security guard at his dorm water boarded
         him with
a condom... doesnt make it the apocalypse'

You OOC 'omg, i have
to quote myself now'

The Storytellers of Ansalon, The DragonLance MUD

Astinus points to the massive wall of books behind him and bids you to make a selection.

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Astinus mentions 'We have had over 869 storytellers on Ansalon pen their epic stories here for all to read.'