The Great Library of Palanthas

Astinus' Office

Dominating the center of this room is a massive birch desk. Legend claims this desk has supported the thousands of volumes of history Astinus has recorded. A large pot of ink, a container of sharpened quills, and a candelabra complete the desks decorations. Small windows line the room, allowing light to trickle in and gently illuminate the entire room. A comfortable couch rests against the west wall. Tapestries hang on the walls between the windows. Shelves line the walls, filled with tomes of the more recent records of heroes and villians upon the face of Krynn.

The librarian notices you aren't reading anything... Astinus hands a large tome gilt in gold to an Aesthetic standing by you. You note the spine bears the word 'Frumpo' scribed in dark red ink. As you glance down at the page you read..

From the pages of Frumpo's book..

Author: Frumpo Date: Mon Jun 9 18:34:55 2008 Subject Just say no to drugs: Sobleski files Sobleski OOCs 'hello' Sobleski OOCs 'folks in the U.S.' Sobleski OOCs 'get the fuck out while you still can' You OOC 'stfu' Sobleski OOCs 'I was arrested for the patriot act' Sobleski OOCs 'I'm not kidding about this, Holocaust zwei is about to be unleashed' Sobleski OOCs 'that is all' It starts to rain. Sobleski OOCs 'HAARP' You OOC 'pssst did he go yet?' You 'hes making Viele look normal' Author: Frumpo Date: Tue Jun 10 07:00:55 2008 Subject Guantanamo Crack: The Havlin Files Havlin OOCs 'he didn't like that' Havlin OOCs 'he asked me my name' (And if I wanted to hang out and just chill, maybe play some Xbox...) Havlin OOCs 'I refused to give it to him' Havlin OOCs 'until he asnwered my question' Havlin OOCs 'bam' (In with the penis?) Havlin OOCs 'patriot act' Havlin OOCs 'was arrested for obstructing an officer' (They take colonic obstructions very seriously!) Elinos OOCs 'well. I'm going to log off before Havlin makes me any dumber than he already has. ' Havlin OOCs 'we live in a tyranny' Havlin OOCs 'lol' Leodas OOCs 'That still isn't the patriot act.' Havlin OOCs 'look up project HAARP' Havlin OOCs 'oh yes it is' Leodas OOCs 'The patriot act basically says the government can spy on you more and gives law enforcement more discretion regarding terrorism.' Havlin OOCs 'there are other sections' Havlin OOCs 'lag' (its the wiretap, run Havlin run!!!) Havlin OOCs 'take a look at it closely' Leodas OOCs 'Obstructing an officer has always been in place. That isn't something new.' Havlin OOCs 'not regaarding names' Leodas OOCs 'It is up to the officer's discretion.' Havlin OOCs 'that's new as of 2004' (no no, 1984, didn't you read the book?) Leodas OOCs 'Move to Canada if you want. That isn't the patriot act.' Havlin OOCs 'I can'r leave the country now' (Apparently it takes an IQ higher than his to drive a car...) Leodas OOCs 'The Patriot Act deals with terrorism.' Havlin OOCs 'keep telling yourself that' (On the chalkboard 100 times: I will not sniff super glue...) Havlin OOCs ';)' Havlin OOCs 'just wait' Havlin OOCs 'if you don;t fight what is about to take place you will be executed in the camps like the rest' (Fatal Error: Please hold down F8 and hit restart...) Leodas OOCs '...' Leodas OOCs 'This isn't the holocaust.' Havlin OOCs 'it has already arrived my friend' Havlin OOCs 'look closely' Havlin OOCs 'goodnight' Leodas OOCs 'The government is looking for terrorists and terrorist cells. If I'm not a terrorist, guess what? I don't have any problems.' You OOC 'nice' Someone takes your (Smoking) a Crack Pipe and eats it. You hear a knock at the door. Someone tells you 'Run forest run!' Leodas OOCs 'What an idiot.' You OOC 'danit did I get that off before he logged?' Leodas OOCs 'No.' You OOC 'time to post another story lol, Havlin: Reason 102 why you shouldn't smoke crack' Leodas OOCs 'rofl he thinks being cited for "obstructing an officer" is the patriot act. No, it's just the officer being a dick.' Leodas OOCs 'He didn't even get thrown in guantanamo yet.' You OOC 'Just because the gay security guard at his dorm water boarded him with a condom... doesnt make it the apocalypse' You OOC 'omg, i have to quote myself now'

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He states simply 'You might start with that one.. or you could take a look at the latest story..'

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The Storytellers of Ansalon, The DragonLance MUD

Astinus points to the massive wall of books behind him and bids you to make a selection.

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Astinus says 'There are 17 authors starting with the letter F who have stories in the Palanthas library.'